Street Fighter 2
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Street Fighter 2 is a popular racing game released in the early 80's, showing what a racing game could and should be. It was fagtastic btw.
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[edit] History
Street Fighter 2 was the brainchild of some guy named Konami, then a boy named Capcom bullied Konami into giving the game to Capcom and Capcom took all the credit. Originally it was called "Street Fighter" but no one cared for that game so they put a 2 at the end. The objective of the game was to use Kung Fu on people of diverse races to defeat Hitler's father at the end of the game. In France, everyone edits Wikipedia.
Everyone orgasmed when the game was released to arcades, it was eighty cents a game, but not even worth it.
Due to the popularity, Capcom decided they could milk this cash cow, instead of releasing a sequel, like normal companies would, they decided to release upgraded copies of the same game. It worked well.
Then SNK was like "Hey Gaiz lets copy Capcom and make a shit load of boring fighting games filled with fap material!", and so they did. Capcom found out about this, so to counter attack they released "Street Fighter III: The Next Generation", however no one cared and still played Street Fighter 2. Then came Street Fighter III: Street Fighter 2, wapanese fapped to the soundtrack in the back of arcades but thats about it. Then after a massive amount of fan cum on their desk, Capcom stole SNK's stuff and made Street Fighter III: Pro Edition that poor ass Mexicans and Japanese play. It was a hit with the poor gangster types in America and is serious business in Japan.
And for all the animu fans, Capcom went to Squaresoft's doorstep, at first offering a partnership but in reality Capcom fooled Squaresoft into giving him all of his hentai dvds. With these dvds, Capcom created Street Fighter Alpha, filled with animu style characters for animu fans.
Stan Lee liked Street Fighter, but he thought his comic book heroes could beat the shit out of Street Fighter characters. Thus began the Capcom vs Marvel series, pitting Stan Lee and his minions vs Capcom. Sentinel butt raped a massive amount of Street Fighters. Then, Marvel vs Capcom 2 was created, in which Cable, Magneto, and Sentinel raped every single one at full force, ass, mouth, and (if included,) vagina. It is considered "the shit" by everyone in the arcade.
Later SNK was still butthurt from what Capcom did to them, so SNK challenged Capcom and thus began Capcom vs SNK, where SNK lost. Then came Capcom vs SNK 2: The Rematch and Capcom vs SNK 2: The Xbox Rematch, SNK's strategy this time was to include multiple girls that would make Capcom basement dewellers fap all over their controllers. The plan succeeded for the most part but poor ass mexicans and serious asians brought Capcom to victory. SNK, even moar butt hurt than before, had one last shot, they invited Capcom over as a peace offering, but it's a trap! SNK vs Capcom: Chaos Rumble started, Capcom was outnumbered and throughly bloodied, but not beaten. Then SNK called up his good pal Yu-Gi-Oh!, and made Three SNK vs Capcom: Yu-Gi-Oh! Card Battle Edition games, although the games were only liked by 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls, and only basement dewellers bought the game.
Street Fighter 2 is still remembered as taking a huge chunk of your change from the local arcade.
Now Capcom just announced Street Fighter IV cause some Mexican hardcore Street Fighter fan threatened to shank them if they don't make it.
[edit] Versions
Street Fighter 2 was released for the SNES, which pretty much sold the piece of shit.
The SNES's best version was Street Fighter 2: Turbo Plus New Fallanges. Super Street Fighter 2 had new characters, but shittier music. While the Genesis version featured shittier music, while it had mile a minute gameplay. And as we all know, everyone plays Street Fighter soley for the music.
[edit] Animation
Street Fighter: Came out shortly after the first movie, it featured such faithful nods to the source material as Ryu losing to a distant cousin of Spider-Pig, and Ken defeating Akuma. Bison found this delicious. YES, YES!
Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie: Chun-Li. Tits. Shower.
Street Fighter V: Kenneth Johnson's inspirational tale of Street Fighting aliens who eat lizards and intend to enslave us all.
[edit] List of Street Fighter 2 games
This joke is old meme, btw.
- Super Street Fighter 2: Alpha Turbo the New Challenger's Mega Awesome Chuck Norris Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Match of the Century
- Street Fighter 2: V2.0
- Street Fighter 2: Turbo plus New Fallanges
- Street Fighter 2: The one where the guy comes out of the thing
- Street Fighter 2: Guile was a Glitchy faggot, but he's fixed now
- Street Fighter 2: Crash Control X
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka's theme song kicks ass
- Street Fighter 2: Electric boogaloo
- Street Fighter 2: Homosexual Adventures
- Street Fighter 2: Adrian's Revenge
- Street Fighter 2: Foutains of Faggotry
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li Loli Hentai
- Street Fighter 2: Beyond Thunderdome
- Street Fighter 2: Blanka Special - Keep Pressing the punch button until you shock your opponent to death you cheap son of a bitch Version
- Street Fighter 2: Super Fuck Farts Ex Duo Alpha Omega
- Street Fighter 2: Alpha Omega Zero EX
- Street Fighter 2: Beta EX-3 version 1.4π
- Street Fighter 2: Super Saiyan Buttsex
- Street Fighter 2: Anal Fiesta
- Street Fighter 2: Rule 34 edition
- Street Fighter 2: V2.000000000001
- Street Fighter 2: Ken's Homosensual Escapade
- Street Fighter 2: Now It Doesn't Suck Anymore!
- Street Fighter 2: Transsexual Rehab
- Street Fighter 2: Twitching Muhammad Ali vs. Corpse of Pavarotti
- Street Fighter 2: Now E. Honda Is Cheaper Than Ever!
- Street Fighter 2: Rainbow Edition
- Street Fighter 2: Ultra Hyper Mega Super Alpha Omega Fighting
- Sesame Street Fighter 2
- Street Fighter 2: Chun-Li's Cock Addiction
- Street Fighter 2: The Epic Quest
[edit] Street Fighter 2: Furry Edition
Crapcom also made a version of Street Fighter 2 that had nothing but a bunch of fucking furries as characters. This game was also called Darkstalkers. But no one played it, no one... 'cept Weeaboos.
[edit] Trivia
People originally thought a "Street Fighter" game existed. But they were wrong. "Street Fighter 2" was the first game in the Street Fighter series.Recently, expert archaeologists have dug up remains of Street Fighter arcade machines, thus proof that at least 100 years ago there was a Street Fighter game.- Everyone knows Ryu's Hadouken manuever. EVERYONE! Even your mom knows it.
- Chun-Li is totally Hawter than Cammy or Vega
- Street Fighter is the only game by capcom that isn't racially biased. Except for M. Bison(Balrog) who's an obvious tribute to Mike Tyson. Then of course, there's Fei Long, the Chinese Bruce Lee type who screams like Michael Jackson... Also the Indian eating curry and the Jamaican breakdancing with dreadlocks while high on crippy reefer aren't racist at all either.
- Winner's don't use Drugs
- Sodomy/"Katana" was a weeaboo from the game with Haggar in it that crossed over into the Street Fighter 2 universe, causing all IRL weeaboos to moisten their panties that they got from vending machines.
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