Ryulong
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Ryulong is a 41 year old (according to his birth year of 1967) Jewish Otakukin living with his gay lover Danny in Miami, Florida. Like most Florida Jews, he grew up (so to speak) in Long Island, New York. Calling him Jewranger really gets him butthurt.
A Wikipedia Sysop, Ryulong was brought to power in a rigged election George W would be proud of, and even then only with blessing of Raul654 because "I like him", Ryulong has been making admin abuse sexy again ever since. TOW's most formidable line of defense against vandals and trolls, he is feared by all for using his admin powers like a pig in shit to unerringly dominate any article about Japanese faggots beating each other off in rubber suits. He just sits at his computer, hitting refresh on Recent changes, waiting, watching for you to make an edit for him to revert. Although he claims to be a chemical oceanography/anthropology major, he only edits articles about Pokemon, Power Rangers, Japanese Power Rangers, and Kamen Rider which just screams autistic teenager.
Ryulong has an account on ED, and he is very keen that assertions made about him on this page be appropriately referenced. Surprisingly, he has not yet been banned, the way he was from Transformers Wiki and the Transmasters Forums.[2] He also freaks out if you upload and label an image incorrectly on Wikipedia, and forces people to upload images he wants to Wikipedia for his own use. He is also a humongous Naruto fan, he loves Naruto almost as much as he loves Wikipedia, he frequently uses Naruto Wiki.
Ryulong is also psychic, and is able to permanently block people from Wikipedia if he anticipates some "disruptive editing," even if the person was merely responding on a talk page, in a completely "civil" manner.[3]
When a vandal compromised an admin account, the first thing they did was ban Ryulong.
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[edit] The truth about Ryulong
"He can't help it he doesn't have anything better to do than be an ass to kids on the web. I bet his life is sad, full of sitting naked in a bean bag chair watching anime and eating ramen raw out of the bag." - [1]
[edit] That's just cold
A woman comes to Wikipedia for help:
- "I don't know where to exactly go my friend has 3 babies a soon to be x husband who is in jail now left her with no money and she has a job but her landlord told her she has until saturday to come up with $500 dollars to pay the rent or she is out on the street with 3 babies, I'm trying to find services to help her and I know I'm not on the right page but I can't seem to find the right one Please she needs help I've gave them food but I don't have that type of money.. Please help me to help my friend you can email me at isissilvermoon27@yahoo.com Thank You for reading this and if you could help point me in the right direction.... Thank You"
Ryulong Reverts, Bans with email blocked! She also gets no answer. Maybe her friend should've had an abortion instead of a ton of kids from a crack-dealing nigger! The next day it is confirmed that the mother had to sell her body for money.
[edit] Child abuse
- From Ryulong <ryulong67@gmail.com> To "Aywana Txxxxxxx" < xxxxxxxxxx@lycos.com> Listen. I don't care if you are 13, or whatever. Stop vandalizing my page at the Japanese Wikipedia. It's your own fucking fault for impersonating me TWICE and I got my user name changed to the one that I should have had in the first place. Go edit Bulbapedia. I couldn't care less what you do over there. If you want, bring up your ban to the ArbCom at the English Wikipedia, but then all you can edit is your case. Just LEAVE ME ALONE YOU GOD DAMN CHILD.
Of course, through this hateful diatribe we also learn that weeaboo Ryulong has an account on Japanese Wikipedia. And what an amusing history he has had there! Young Aywana impersonated him with "Ryuulong" and did some hilarious vandalism.
As a matter of fact, Ryulong has accounts on many different versions of Wikipedia, including Wikipedia in Volapuk, a language invented by some 19th century Polish dude, as well as "Pennsylvania Dutch," an old-fashioned dialect of German spoken only by religious extremists of the Pennsylvania countryside, who ride around in a horse & buggy, and don't even use electricity, let alone internets. How about Nauruan? Spoken only on a small shithole island in the South Pacific, with no trees or vegetation, serving only as Australia's dumping ground for illegal boat people who arrive on Australian beaches. Simple English? Yes. Also, some ridiculous Chinese coastal dialect that uses letters instead of Chinese characters.
The question remains: Why? Isn't he a Jewish 19 years old, goin' to college, livin' by the beach, counting his Jew gold, havin' the time of his life? Why spend hours mucking around in Wikipedias that are even more of a joke than the main one, a place where he spends pathologically too much time already?
Ryulong says Frida Kahlo is his favorite artist, because "her presence can be humorous in the right situation." This is really fucktarded because all he knows about the self-obsessed emo attention whore Frida Kahlo was in the movie.
[edit] He is the cancer that is killing /b/
Ryulong is widely-known as the cancer that is killing /b/. While always controlling 4chan articles like a /b/tard, he shows contempt for everything /b/. He has always hated Habbo Raids, he won't let 4chan update their screenshot, and he won't even correct media portrayal of 4chan. If he was true to /b/, he would correct false things like the HACKERS ON STEROIDS fox propaganda. I mean the furries on Wikipedia have always ignored how the media portrays them and just went on to write what they considered the truth. But not, Ryulong. He hates 4chan.
He hates /b/ memes, including Chocolate Rain. Example:
- 21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Talk:Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)
- 21:15, 8 August 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) deleted "Chocolate rain" (per current deletion of Chocolate Rain)
Currently Ryulong considers he created all memes himself, his favorites include Ceiling Cat, Surprised nigger, and an unfunny version of "banana phone". He shows hatred towards certain memes such as Chocolate Rain, Slowpoke, Rick Roll, and others mainly because his friends peer pressured him into thinking so. It is truly a wonder why admins haven't permab& him yet.
[edit] Ryulong is no newb. He knows how to deal with criticism
Unlike some n00b bureaucratic fucks, Ryulong knows how to deal with criticism. Revert it in under a minute and ban the IP for life. Good thing he took care of it properly, or else he'd end up in the news.
[edit] Ryulong's profiles
Ryulong is a regular and also a lurker on websites such as http://rangerboard.com and http://henshinjustice.com. Here are his profiles for both Rangerboard and HenshinJustice. His best friends are YellowStranger and Ladymercury. He spends alot of time in the HenshinJustice irc @rizon.net. Please use this info wisely. FACT Raids on him and his friends make him cry and he will vanish from the internet LOL. Currently Ryulong created a second account on ED by the name of FaggotryreignsED, he has given into the trolls and decided to cry about it, but to keep up his "image", he created a second account on ED to do so.
[edit] Dragons
Ryulong is totally enthusiastic about Dragons. He is the former owner of www.dracoisland.tk, which resolved to www.geocities.com/ryulong6787.
I took the Inner Dragon online quiz and found out I am a Copper Dragon on the inside. My Inner Dragon is the mighty warrior of dragon-kind. It's just that simple. Coppers show up when someone's about to die. Coppers don't mess around, and they don't play evil games like Red Dragons. They don't bother with magic, like Gold Dragons. They exist for a purpose, and they serve it well. But what sort of a dragon would I be if that really was the whole story? I also like to stomp my enemies, start the occasional war, and spend lazy hours preening my battle aura. My favorable attributes are strength, physical abilities, thriftiness, warmth, and longevity in battle. Just in case some puny human (or conniving Red Dragon) thinks they can get the drop on me, I've got a concealed breath weapon - gigantic masses of Fire. Hey, it's the tried and true way to cook a cow in 0.75 seconds.
[edit] How to Troll
Note this comment made by him from His first RfA, and repeatedly ask him to be reviewed.
- Optional question from Lar:
- 5. (one big long question about categories of admins and your thoughts about them) Are you aware of the notion of adminstrators saying they're willing to be voluntarily recalled or reviewed, by a less onerous process than a new RfA (or worse) arbComm action? What do you think of the idea? Would you consider placing yourself (placement should only be done by oneself) in such a category if you were made an admin? Why or why not? Are you aware of the notion of Rouge admins? What do you think of the notion? Do you see it as purely humorous or do you see what it's driving at? Would you consider allowing yourself to by placed in this category (placement is traditionally done by someone else) if you were made an admin? Why or why not? (note: both these categories have some controversy attached to them, for different reasons, and note also, although I am a policy and process wonk I am in both categories, and finally, note that there is no wrong answer here...) ++Lar: t/c 18:31, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- I was not aware about voluntary recall/review, but if such a situation were to occur if I were to become an admin, I would not object to such a review. It would give me constructive criticism as to my (currently hypothetical) status as an admin and my faults as an editor, just as the various opposition votes below are calling into question now. I have heard about Rouge admins to an extent, but I have not really looked into the situation (the most I know is that "Rouge" is purposefully used instead of "Rogue", and I can discern that it must mean that the admins have gone rogue/AWOL/amok in some form). I do see that the process of Rouge admins is calling into question the faults of the user, albeit in a humorous fashion. If another admin felt I was going "Rouge", then I would take it as it was intended, constructive (yet funny) criticism. Now, I have to see what "WP:WONK" is. Ryūlóng 23:16, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
- 5. (one big long question about categories of admins and your thoughts about them) Are you aware of the notion of adminstrators saying they're willing to be voluntarily recalled or reviewed, by a less onerous process than a new RfA (or worse) arbComm action? What do you think of the idea? Would you consider placing yourself (placement should only be done by oneself) in such a category if you were made an admin? Why or why not? Are you aware of the notion of Rouge admins? What do you think of the notion? Do you see it as purely humorous or do you see what it's driving at? Would you consider allowing yourself to by placed in this category (placement is traditionally done by someone else) if you were made an admin? Why or why not? (note: both these categories have some controversy attached to them, for different reasons, and note also, although I am a policy and process wonk I am in both categories, and finally, note that there is no wrong answer here...) ++Lar: t/c 18:31, 6 August 2006 (UTC)
Keep in mind, however, the ire of the Doubled Dragon has no limit, and he will revert you.[2] Keep trying, noble soldiers! His university "career" can't last forever; he'll have to cut back on his OCD fixation with Power Rangers: Jungle Fury someday.
[edit] His Favorite Song
In the whole entire world
[edit] Quotes
At [3], he said, "MascotGuy isn't a vandal. He's just an autistic boy with nothing better to do than try and improve our articles in ways that end up doing more harm than good." It sounds more like Ryulong is actually talking about himself.
[edit] Ryulong chatlogs
from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Videmus_Omnia/IRC_Log
Note: Ryulong hates Videmus with a passion because Videmus called Ryulong the cock-sucking bitch out on his broken promises; see "Links" for more.
:-->| Ryulong (n=ryulong6@wikimedia/Ryulong) has joined #wikipedia-en-unblock
:<Videmus> Ryulong, thanks for joining
:<Ryulong> Videmus, contact me privately about the other account you had
:<Ryulong> Then I will consider lifting the block
:<Ryulong> okay?
:<Videmus> what was the reason for the block?
:<Ryulong> I saw that you were performing edits related to policy, even though your account was extremely new
:<Videmus> I'm sorry, but is that a block reason?
:<Ryulong> I assumed that you were a sockpuppet of another editor and violating policy by existing as a sockpuppet account
:<Videmus> which policy?
:<Ryulong> WP:SOCK
:<Ryulong> Using an account to avoid scrutiny on the original one
:<Videmus> I know, but what part - I wasn't doing anything disruptive
:<Ryulong> oh balls, new now know how
:<Videmus> look, I'm trying to be civil, please
:<Ryulong> I recognize that name
:<Ryulong> But I cannot recall who it belonged to
:<Videmus> I used to have an account associated with my real name but started a new one under right to vanish
:<Videmus> I have done nothing but constructive edits, look at my contribs
:<Ryulong> Just PM me with your former username
:<Ryulong> I will not reveal this information on Wikipedia
:<Videmus> I don't know you, I'm sorry
:<Ryulong> ...
:<Videmus> why was I blocked?
:<Ryulong> And if I knew your real name, would it matter?
:<Videmus> I'm not trying to be argumentative, but...
:<Videmus> would you mind posting the block at [[WP:AN]] or [[WP:ANI]] for review?
:<Ryulong> You claim that you chose this name as a right to vanish.
:<Ryulong> I am just asking you to reveal this other user name to me in a private message, and then I will unblock you.
:<Videmus> would there be a problem with letting neutral admins decide if the block was justified?
:<Ryulong> Irrelevant
:<Videmus> how so?
:<Ryulong> There is no need to request input on a new account.
:<Ryulong> *block on a new account
:<Videmus> what behaviour did I engage in that was disruptive?
:<Ryulong> Well, for one thing you tagged a free image with {{subst:nrd}}
:<Videmus> I admitted on my talk page that was an honest mistake - is it usual to get an indefinite block for that?
:<Ryulong> Now, I have asked you in a private message window to tell me what your prior account was. Please respond
:<Videmus> I'm still requesting a neutral review, please
:<Ryulong> I'm done with this.
:<--| Ryulong has left #wikipedia-en-unblock
:<Videmus> ?
And then of course, Ryulong harasses the user endlessly... [4]
* 04:12, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (I did not see the time stamps) * 02:44, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 48 hours (Harassment of User:Alkivar, User:Mike Halterman, and User:NeoCoronis) * 02:43, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (too long this time...) * 02:40, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 1 week (Harassment of User:Alkivar and User:Mike Halterman) * 02:39, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (extending) * 02:38, 29 July 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of 31 hours (Harassment of User:Alkivar) * 02:24, 18 June 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) unblocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (Mistaken identity) * 05:27, 17 June 2007 Ryulong (Talk | contribs) blocked "Videmus Omnia (Talk | contribs)" (account creation blocked) with an expiry time of indefinite (Abusing multiple accounts)
[edit] See also
- SchmuckyTheCat (who picked a fight with him)
- Kike
[edit] Links
- Here is an old cached version (with messed-up HTML) of the Ryulong article on Wikiabuse. It got a little better before the site was shut down.
- They tried to throw it down the memory hole, but an American hero points out Ryulong's lack of integrity, remembering his lie about being open to recall, chides the prize turkey for being an asshole, and again reminds him of his broken promises.
- Ryulong's user pages on wikis, don't vandalise them though!
- page on wikipedia (always protected)
- page on japans wikipedia
- page on volapuk wiki
- page on Pennsylvania Dutch
- page on Nauruan
- page on simple wiki
- user page on naruto wiki
- or..
- drop him a nice email @ ryulong67@gmail.com
- profile on rangerboard.com
- profile on henshinjustice forum
- His second ED account
[edit] References
- Finkelstein, Norman. Beyond Chutzpah: On the Misuse of Antisemitism and the Abuse of History. University of California Press, 2005, p. 78.
- 人造人間キカイダ, v.6:133-135
- ネットワークゲーム 鬼ごっこ: 登場！史上最強の鬼登場. 君は逃げ切れるか, p. 23
- [5]
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