Rotten Tomatoes
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A useful tool for finding out if a certain movie sucks or not. This is figured out by %s, 75% or higher being great, 60-74% being good, and anything lower than that is lame or really fucking awful. It is the pitchfork of movies and therefore all reviews must be accurate, rite?
The percents are the averages of the reviews of a collection of 1337 critics. Not professional critics from places like People or Entertainment Weekly, mind you, but rather any douchebag with a domain name and enough site views. This site cannot be trusted as it gave Bareback Mountain an 84% and Million Dollar Baby a 91%. For some reason, it has Toy Story 2 ranked higher than The Godfather in the top movies section, despite The Godfather having a higher user rating and a higher average score.
To be honest, the site is run by nerd-hating Jews. The Jews pick a random number for a movie and let the nerds kill each other debating said score. They are similar to the manatees that run Family Guy since they pick shit at random, but differ in that they want money.
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Rotten Tomatoes The site itself, douchebag.
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