Ross Lumbus

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

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I look like a homo!

Ross Lumbus is an Asspie retard and closet homosexual who shits his crap in the number of ways proving he has internet disease. He's a cleaner because he can't get a better job. He has been butthurt by ED as a bum chum of Flardox and has been trying to baleet the article on him calling members of ED "paedos". He has a litany of ED usernames that are boring and predictable - Ross Lumbus, Rossco, RossLum, Ross.Lumbus, Lumbus.Ross, Lumbus.R, Lumbus-R and Lumbus. All of them have tried to blank the article and have also attacked the talk pages of Endedrural, Drunken Lazy Bastard, Fozzy Bear and White Mystery threatening all of them. He also threatened SecurityBot!

Mommy, my butt hurts bad!!!

The edit summaries contain the following butthurt proclamations;

Hi Dad!!!

It has been revealed that Ross has an Autistic kid, and it is reported that he had to fight for access to him from his ex-wife so he could practise scientology on him. Ed Rodriguez may be a his mentor.

A visit to Flardox's little blog reveals more about this faggot;

“	Come on Scratcher you red headed freak your song is playing	„
—And Ross wants to dance with him!

“	"What are you hiding now?" Which naturally begs the question "What has he hidden before". The answer to both is nothing.	„
—A flasher!

“	Anyhow I do not take it personally. I think you are funny.	„
—Liar, liar, pants on fire!

“	I offered not to post on this blog for Flardox's benefit Phil not because i was running scared.	„
—Admission on offer!

“	I have money on an effeminate walk, but think it may be a campy, lispy voice.	„
—Ross talking about himself

“	Oh get fucked Wacko. There is nothing I have said or done to prove my sexual orientation one way or another.	„
—Wacko proves Ross to be a faggot

“	You want me to be homosexual? Fine - Run with that.	„
—We will!

“	My only reason for starting to post again is I saw Scratcher there demanding apologies. I get a bit over-protective. I saw that and out comes my big stick. Tongue	„
—Look out for the tongue!

“	Of course Wacka calling me gay is like being called out for being a virgin. Kind of silly irrelevant and harmless.	„
—Yup yup and so is attacking ED - not

“	It would be like me calling him out for being intelligent. These things do not bother me.	„
—Liar and bothered under glass!

“	I am not controllable by you and will not be repressed by you.	„
—Ohhhhhhh BUTTHURT!!!!

“	I am more tenacious than you, I am just a thick-skinned, I can be just as nasty, arrogant, opinionated and righteous and will not just do what most do and either avoid you, ignore you or laugh at you	„
—Threats and being an Internet Tough Guy

“	Flardox was being a good friend and looking out for me.	„
—The bum chum confesses!

“	I am not gay but I think there is no big crime for gay people being gay.	„
—So why deny it?

“	See for what you see as hostile and tortured I see as having fun	„
—Hostility is fun and Ross is whining!

“	I won't debate with you any more. You are no fun.	„
—More BUTTHURT!!!

“	Besides your understanding of cause and effect and a remedial understanding of causal, correlative and co-incidence is severely challenged.	„
—Ohhhhhhh Big words!!

“	Oh BTW I am hostile generally - Grumpy Old Man by own admittance	„
—WAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!!!!!

“	Wilky was one of my GF's. My ex-wife marriage with my wife was a couple of girlfriends ago.	„
—And he can't keep any!

“	I have beaten shit out of guys for less in or outside of pubs.	„
—Oh gee more threats!

“	Where your women rapists are in society. Show me.	„
—Interested?

“	Still I kicked your arse!	„
—Typo! Should spell LICKED!

“	Delusion and obsessive what a great combination for a wannabee shrink.	„
—Ross describing himself

“	I don't care. Good luck with all that. All the best.	„
—Liar again

“	Basically you won't be pwning yourself every utterance and defining lolcow.	„
—And yet Ross defines lolcow here!

“	Good manners has stopped me saying anything about your wife, sex life and so forth.	„
—But it didn't stop him from calling us pedos!

“	So my sex life and my relationships (out of bounds) as are my kids.	„
—Out of bounds? Two shot penalty!

“	I do not like you to be crazy around me or people I like.	„
—Oh why? Something to hide?

“	Brian I am not whining. I am having fun.	„
—WHINING!!!!

“	Oh secretly just between you and me Matt, I don't really give a shit if you believe me or not. Does that help you?	„
—We don't believe you and we don't give a shit. Ross does