Rosie O'Donnell
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Rosie O'Donnell is a fat, unattractive bulldyke comedienne with a mouth anus the size of Alaska. S/he has recently become a celebrity blogger after offering her insightful and educated opinion on various talk shows and subsequently being fired.
In her spare time, s/he enjoys ramming dildos up her ass. Her ass is reamed out due to the frequency that she "rams." She is now forced to use larger items such as Pine Mountain logs or Renée Zellweger's cock.
Rosie is the kind of person that would push a guy in a wheelchair down a flight of stairs, and laugh at him because he was a republican. S/he supports the legalization of adult sexual contact with children, abortions at any stage of pregnancy, gay-marriages, and child-pornography, because they are all "civil rights."
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The Rosie Loophole
Rule 34 clearly states that "if it exists, there is porn of it." Furthermoar, if said pr0n cannot be found it must be created.
Howevar, despite the NO EXCEPTIONS law, anon will refuse when "34 on Rosie" is called. Technically, this is not breaking The Rules Of The Internet because anon is not denying that Rosie 34 exists, nor that it can be created. Like draft dodging conscientious objectors, they simply refuse to find, create and/or upload it.
The Rosie Loophole Paradox
It is a well known fact that Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah Winfrey engage in undouched poopsex. In a leaked internet video, Rosie and Oprah can be seen exchanging shit between their vasoline-covered asses. Upon completion of this maneuver, the entire universe is briefly sucked into Rosie's vacuous colon and compressed into an infinitely small and dense quantum singularity which promptly explodes all over Oprah's moar brown face.
| The Paradox. |
Due to the immense forces from the creation and annihilation of matter in Rosie's colon, the very fabric of space time was distorted. This, paired with the fact that the event technically took place before the big bang renders it a non-point in universal existence. That video is totally hawt tho.
Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump
Rosie is currently in an ongoing feud with Donald Trump and, as of last Thursday, is being sued by Trump for defamation of character; believe it or not, TOW is to blame. [citation needed]
You see, one night the naive, rotund Rosie the Googled "The Donald" for flame ammo and ended up with a bunch of half-truths from his bio on Wikipedia. The next day on her TV show, "The View", she went on a butthurt tirade, flaming Trump with TOW 'facts' including stating that Trump is financially bankrupt (which he isn't).
In retaliation The Donald fired back with a lollercaust of insults and a lawsuit to relieve her lard-arse of all her money and bankrupt her; so in effect, TOW pwned that fat bitch.
Chinese Jokes
Like all lesbians, O'Donnell hates the Chinese and regularly pokes fun at Chinks.
| —Rosie |
Rosie shows off her L33T Chinese skills
A response to skills, with plentiful lulz
EDIT: Gallery removed, rule 34 does not apply to Rosie O'Donnell, stop trying to divide by zero
Internet tough gal
Rosie has fucking lost it. Her blog has gone from arch libtard all the way to something that can only be described as "anti thought"
Consider this nugget
"today out in the bay there r no words really
80 % say conspiracy re jfk hmmmm
gonna get a ? of the day button this will b fun
maybe a graph pie chart something
dolphins a nudge from above 4 me"
Here is her harrowing account of W's plan to kill this rising star
"President Bush almost killed me. It's true, and I have the scars to prove it — multiple scars that are part of the public record — you saw them in magazines and on my show, and you can see them on my blog frequently — no twelve year wait required.
It was 2000, and the Republican National Convention was on television. The whole affair felt something like a home invasion, with a chronically smirking and arrogant George W. Bush as ringleader. Not wishing to be robbed of my optimism and hope at the time — or to tumble into depression and despair — I shut off the TV and decided to go fishing.
I needed gear, so I went to the store and bought a few things, including a knife, which I used to cut the price tags off of the fishing poles.
Now, I could have stabbed myself 100 times in the hand and not managed to do the damage I did with that one poke to the inside of my middle finger. I went all out, though, and got everything — skin, ligaments, tendons, nerves. Maximum impact, including a particularly nasty staph infection that almost left me dead".
See Also
- Rule 34
- The Donald
- Lesbian
- Thomas Beatie He? She? It?
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