Rootbrian
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| —Rootbrian, daredevil |
Rootbrian is a 24 year old passive-aggressive YouTube lolcow and anti-cyber bullying "activist" faggot from Canadia who has an evenly shorn ex-unibrow, a grill worse than Jawsus', and the personality of a kitchen utensil. An unemployed, mildly autistic 5'4" dwarf (no, srsly), he has become known as a motherload of LOL on the tubes. He specializes in producing an unbelievable number of informative and meaningful videos on a wide variety of subjects he feels are important, as well as providing the odd lolcano here and there. Brian lives at home in a shared room with his brother and mother on a steady diet of government cheese and is, by far, one of YouTube's biggest sources of lulz to date. Rootbrian is basically the YouTube equivalent of that bloody car crash you can't help but slow down to look at. He's a staunch Fetch fanboi, YTV supporter, and wannabe Anon with high hopes for the tubes and feels he could hit it big if only teh "haters" would leave him alone. He dreams of getting his own bedroom someday, and scoring a solid dental plan if only his mother would shell out some welfare money.
History
On June 18th 2008, Rootbrian's (more like Rootcanal amirite?) video (now removed) caught Anon's attention. In this video, he threatened the faceless collective of anonymous Internet users with his personal army, claiming that if anyone ever tries to attack him or his friends, there will be blood. This was seemingly done for no other reason than to draw attention to himself and act like a tough guy online.
| —Brian |
An ebaums thread ensued shortly thereafter and minutes later the first thread 404'ed with a shitload of rage posts, the raid organization on the target subsequently moving to a vent server. Anon managed to grab his info, which wasn't hard to find as Brian had posted it on the interwebs for the sake of finding new Internet friends.
Luckily, there have suddenly been hundreds of "friends" calling his home and cell phones, making sure he's getting enough delicious food delivered to his house. While the vent channel has been generating mediocre lulz, the half-anon snipe ate some steroids and convinced the target to make an exclusive apology video, for otherwise he would provide anon with his IP and the food treatments would continue for a very long time.
According to the videos he made after the raid, anon converted his brain into pure cancer. With the common needs satisfied by the traumatized victim, anon moved on to more important things.
Reaction to Wikification
Of course, it didn't take long for this hilarious event and one of YouTube's biggest lulzcows to be documented on this website. After discovering that he was still being trolled and that his YouTube shenanigans had been wikified, Brian offered his thoughts on the article. Unfortunately, this very lulzy video is no longer available since it was posted under one of his older accounts -- which was rightfully banned. A quote from the video:
| —Brian, having trouble with the search function. |
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Rootfaggotry
Anon lost interest in Brian rather quickly following the initial lulz, but he very willingly spent most of the summer of 2008 quite willingly grovelling at the feet of Anon and ED, pleading for others not to troll him. Brian's ability to read between the lines isn't that great though, and apparently that affability was false. So at the whiff of possible retaliation against his oppressors -due to the claims of some 13 year old- he quickly did a 180° when convinced he could get that sweet, sweet revenge against his "haters"....
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| —Brian on Brian's butthurt issues with ED. |
| —Brian |
Epic lulz ensued shortly thereafter as, due to incidental downtime on Aug 25th, Brian had assumed that he had actually achieved that promised "revenge" and promptly blew his load at the prospect of his article disappearing. He immediately posted an extremely lulzy victory video titled "ED IS TAKEN DOWN!!" declaring that "Anonymous has taken down ED". 3 hours later Brian realized what had happened and promptly posted a lulzy backpedal video before he quickly sank back into his clinical depression and returned to his rigorous masturbation schedule of spamming YouTube with moar lulzy shit. He apparently did not realize that Anonymous is not on his side, and that they want to make him voluntarily become an hero.
Recent
| This section relies entirely on facts. Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings. Sorry for the lack of dick jokes. |
To those who still don't know, this article was removed toward the end of 2008 as a result of Brian himself sending in numerous false DMCA's against the entire contents of the article out of extreme butthurt. As you can see, the article was restored after somebody finally decided to stop being lazy and counter Brian's bogus DMCA take down requests, despite his desperate (and illegal) actions to have it removed. Brian has a little trouble understanding how the DMCA and lawls work though, as he is known for his abuse of the DMCA - on YouTube and elsewhere - believing it can be used against anything remotely referential to him or his YouTube channel(s). Gee, sounds familiar.
It was also revealed, shortly before his original account went down - in which he had uploaded OVER 1,000 FUCKING VIDEOS (no, SRSLY) - that the rootbrian.com website (the website which was supposedly set up by one of his "fans") was in fact set up by himself. No, we're not joking. Brian and the website "owner's" IPs were phished on the same day and were identical, which also means the rootbrianfan channel is his - Brian seems to like talking to himself.
Brian got raped by the YouTube banhammer not long after only to return immediately as r00tbrian wherein he continued to spam and whine incessantly as always. He started wearing a Guy Fawkes mask for some reason, supposedly because that's what all the kool kids were doing and he wanted to fit in. Still, this was a vast improvement over the usual fugliness viewers are subjected to when watching his tl;dw faggotry. But he wasn't around long before he was suspended, only to return, once again, as 0RecoveryIsPossible0. It was also recently revealed that he uses a cane IRL. LOL.
Rootmom speaks...
Epic lulz occured when Brian made a series of lulzy responses in early 2009 regarding evidence that surfaced suggesting he has somewhat of an unhealthy interest in underage girls (presumably in some desperate effort to convince people he wasn't watching R@ygold in his spare time). Brian has since done a great job dispelling these accusations by surreptitiously consorting with the YTV and the likes of Dynacatlovesme (who has scripted a couple of videos for him as it turns out). After being outted as having pedo tendencies for some reason he also made a video where he vlogged from the mall about it . Incidentally, in this follow-up Brian states that Circuit City is conspiring to take down the YouTube Yahweh Clan Who knew?
But that wasn't all...he actually got his mother to respond ON video!!!!!
| —RootBrian's Fugly mom |
The Banhammer Falleth Once More
After shitting out hundreds more videos of the same Rootfaggotry, his 0RecoveryisPossible0 account got banned for great justice. He returned yet again under TheOriginalRootbrian and began his spamming shitstorm with a very lulzy video where he cries onscreen (Check 5:46, see for yourself) but claims something got in his eye. His recent focus has been on uncovering the sekrit conspiracy that YouTube has against him, since they keep "censoring" his videos and banning him for polluting the site with garbage. He even threatened to SUE YOUTUBE. FUCKING LOL.
LOL I IZ ANONYMOS WE R LEJUN HURR
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| —Closer to the truth. |
ED Amazon Store
April 28th, 2009, lulz were had as Brian put out an ultra smug video claiming that he had gotten items "removed" from ED's Amazon.com store. What were removed were teddy bears that were wearing t-shirts that said "I <3 pedo" on them. In reality Pedo was a Mexican kid with cancer that they were selling the bears for to raise money for his treatment. No seriously.
In reality, ED's Amazon store just finds shit on Amazon and adds them to the store, i.e. nothing can be "removed" as such, only from Amazon in general. Basically, it wasn't ED that was actually selling anything, it's Amazon, and we just pick a bunch of items that are relevant. It's a little doubtful he will have the same success getting "Play Station 3 bundle" and "Rick Astley CD" removed. So basically it was a huge victory for anyone and everyone who hates Teddy bears.
| —Brian. Thinking people give a fuck. |
Pssshhh...that article doesn't bother me
Once this article was reinstated in late April 2009, it didn't take long for enterprising trolls to alert Brian of the article's continued existence, which in turn led Brian to set out to prove just how little he cares about his article. In typical Brian fashion he accomplished this, of course, by making a nine minute video a mere one day later whining about how little he cared about it. This one, entitled Down with Encyclopedia Dramatica, continues Brian's long-held tradition of battering YouTube with whiny bullshit and hilarious stupidity. In the video, Brian gives an in depth view of how little he knows about legal issues and makes several very bad attempts at insulting the site that he supposedly doesn't care about. He even touches upon the hot topic of saying that Uncyclopedia is better than ED, which is like walking into an apple orchard and trying to piss off the farmers by telling them how much you love oranges.
As you can see, Brian also makes several proud proclamations of how his video "can't be embedded," as it seems he finally figured out how to edit the settings of his videos, but still can't understand how easy it is to reupload videos to YouTube or any other media site on the internet.
YouTuber AbsenceReborn, with whom Brian had had previous disputes, made a fantastic video summating Brian's faggotry in general. One of dozens and dozens people have made mocking Brian, it basically summates Brian's retardedness distilled - to which Brian answered in his usual retarded fashion. Brian also then attempted to backpedal yet again by stating that he "only made the video for the lulz." (Video removed due to Brian crying to YouTube again)
Deja Vu
Fortunately, Brian isn't very good at learning from history. And as expected, Brian didn't fail to provide lulz when ED was down (for a whole day!) on May 12th, 2009, when he became quite excited and (you guessed it) posted a series of extremely lulzy responses. All Brian's E-dreams seemingly came true when he rejoiced at ED being "gone forever". When she came back, as she always does, Brian got that ol' sinking feeling again to the delight of the YouTube troll community. Oh Brian :(
Note; Notice his unexplainable need to be a creepy fuck.
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| —Rootbrian, with Unrealistic expectations |
| —Rootbrian, still not caring about this article |
| —toughdog6789, responding to RootBrian's video |
From Block-happy to Butthurt
Brian recently got his main channel "muted" for TOS/CGL violations and has been posting his butthurt on a new sock TheOEMRootbrian in the mean-time. You are advised to pull out some fresh socks and dig in even harder, gentlemen.
It also seems Brian hasn't seen daylight in quite some time.
UPDATE: Brian's recent account has also been suspended. He released his ultimatum on viddler, stating he would not return to YouTube until the trolls and false DMCA's against him were dealt with.
Taunting Anonymous and ED:
Moar Rootfaggotry
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Failed attempt at a Scientology raid
On October 18, 2009 Rootfag posted two videos bragging that he 'raided' the Toronto Scifag office.
Animal Welfare Society Intervenes
After countless complaints about the well being of the dog featured in Rootfag's videos, someone finally decides to take action and contact animal welfare to have the dog removed from the cesspool hole known as Brian's apartment. He makes a video in response.
Brian engaging in inappropriate activities with the dog.
Lulzy Rootbrian Quotes
| —Rootbrian, taking a stand against good hygiene |
| —Rootbrian, just married, renouncing his dox. |
| —Rootbrian, on being not gay. |
| —Rootbrian, showing rebuttal skills only overshadowed by Angry Homo Kid's. |
| —Rootbrian, trying to convince people he's not drinking whilst intoxicated. |
| —Rootbrian, going block-happy and claiming that he's not censoring. lolwut. |
Skype Trollin'
Sorry I'm a bit late posting this:
[8/2/2009 7:18:15 PM] toughdog6789: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list. [8/4/2009 2:52:09 AM] Rootbrian: Rootbrian has shared contact details with toughdog6789. [9/13/2009 12:22:03 AM] toughdog6789: hey buddy [9/13/2009 12:22:05 AM] toughdog6789: whats up [9/13/2009 12:22:19 AM] Rootbrian: not much [9/13/2009 12:22:32 AM] Rootbrian: signed in after a month of not having skype installed (forgot to install it) [9/13/2009 12:22:45 AM] toughdog6789: start any drama lately? [9/13/2009 12:22:57 AM] toughdog6789: get ur mom to show up on any videos? [9/13/2009 12:23:18 AM] Rootbrian: no drama, i don't usually start it, following along with the drama is what i might do [9/13/2009 12:23:40 AM] toughdog6789: well if you think that you dont start drama, then boy, do i know someone you'd LOVE to meet [9/13/2009 12:23:49 AM] toughdog6789: he even looks alittle like you [9/13/2009 12:24:01 AM] toughdog6789: u might know him [9/13/2009 12:24:14 AM] Rootbrian: i've seen a few in my area also that look similar to me [9/13/2009 12:24:27 AM] toughdog6789: oh, so you live in a condo for mentally retarded people? [9/13/2009 12:24:33 AM] Rootbrian: no [9/13/2009 12:24:39 AM] toughdog6789: apartment* [9/13/2009 12:24:40 AM] toughdog6789: my bad [9/13/2009 12:24:44 AM] Rootbrian: just a bad neighbourhood [9/13/2009 12:25:06 AM] toughdog6789: so ur saying since people look like you, its a bad neighbourhood, which makes you retarded [9/13/2009 12:25:08 AM] Rootbrian: a badass family in the same area is causing allot of drama for everybody [9/13/2009 12:25:18 AM] Rootbrian: not online tho [9/13/2009 12:25:42 AM] Rootbrian: naw, you can't assume somebody's got a mental disability by just looking at them. [9/13/2009 12:25:58 AM] toughdog6789: ok hang on i just have to tell someone about you [9/13/2009 12:26:04 AM] toughdog6789: nvm cant [9/13/2009 12:26:19 AM] Rootbrian: were you talking about pruane? [9/13/2009 12:26:24 AM] toughdog6789: lol no [9/13/2009 12:26:30 AM] Rootbrian: hes a canadian [9/13/2009 12:26:49 AM] toughdog6789: he's stupid, ugly, and thinks he's cool! [9/13/2009 12:26:55 AM] toughdog6789: and he has a 3 inch penis just like you! [9/13/2009 12:27:07 AM] Rootbrian: those are made up [9/13/2009 12:27:15 AM] Rootbrian: the 3 things [9/13/2009 12:27:16 AM] toughdog6789: you said you had a 3 inch penig [9/13/2009 12:27:20 AM] toughdog6789: penis* [9/13/2009 12:27:22 AM] Rootbrian: never did [9/13/2009 12:27:29 AM] toughdog6789: theres a video [9/13/2009 12:27:33 AM] Rootbrian: joking about it, yes. [9/13/2009 12:27:51 AM] toughdog6789: ah i gotcha u where "joking" about it [9/13/2009 12:27:55 AM] toughdog6789: 3 inches is much to large for you [9/13/2009 12:28:00 AM] toughdog6789: lets be realistic [9/13/2009 12:28:03 AM] toughdog6789: 1 inch [9/13/2009 12:28:29 AM] Rootbrian: actually, 5 inch [9/13/2009 12:28:41 AM] toughdog6789: is that in retard numbers? [9/13/2009 12:28:44 AM] Rootbrian: most of the ones causing drama online have 3 or less [9/13/2009 12:28:53 AM] Rootbrian: actual numbers [9/13/2009 12:29:02 AM] Rootbrian: calling/labeling me that is a waste of time [9/13/2009 12:29:07 AM] toughdog6789: well, for retarded people its actual numbers [9/13/2009 12:29:13 AM] Rootbrian: not really [9/13/2009 12:29:36 AM] Rootbrian: tooo much of that stereotypish stuff going around. [9/13/2009 12:29:55 AM] toughdog6789: is that because you're retarded? [9/13/2009 12:30:19 AM] Rootbrian: no [9/13/2009 12:30:27 AM] toughdog6789: are you gonna make a stupid video about me that noone will watch and will provide massive lulz? [9/13/2009 12:30:33 AM] Rootbrian: fuck that [9/13/2009 12:30:48 AM] Rootbrian: the whole rootbrian thing is over. [9/13/2009 12:30:57 AM] Rootbrian: boxxy gave up being boxxy for that reason [9/13/2009 12:31:26 AM] toughdog6789: oh, so ur gonna fake-leave again? [9/13/2009 12:31:29 AM] Rootbrian: I don't even talk about or mention rootbrian at all [9/13/2009 12:31:36 AM] toughdog6789: YOUR [9/13/2009 12:31:37 AM] toughdog6789: FUCING [9/13/2009 12:31:38 AM] toughdog6789: ACCOUNT [9/13/2009 12:31:39 AM] toughdog6789: NAME [9/13/2009 12:31:40 AM] toughdog6789: IS [9/13/2009 12:31:41 AM] toughdog6789: ROOT [9/13/2009 12:31:42 AM] toughdog6789: BRIAN [9/13/2009 12:31:44 AM] toughdog6789: YOU FUCKIGN [9/13/2009 12:31:45 AM] toughdog6789: IDIOT [9/13/2009 12:31:56 AM] Rootbrian: I used to start off videos "hey, rootbrian here", now i don't [9/13/2009 12:32:12 AM] Rootbrian: don't care what my screenname says [9/13/2009 12:32:22 AM] Rootbrian: that's old news bro [9/13/2009 12:32:32 AM] toughdog6789: im not your bro, guy [9/13/2009 12:32:43 AM] Rootbrian: i knew that [9/13/2009 12:32:44 AM] Rootbrian: just saying [9/13/2009 12:33:03 AM] toughdog6789: i actually come from a normal family with normal dna and a normal amount of chromosomes [9/13/2009 12:33:09 AM] toughdog6789: oh, and we have something called [9/13/2009 12:33:10 AM] toughdog6789: a house [9/13/2009 12:33:16 AM] toughdog6789: and dentists [9/13/2009 12:33:25 AM] toughdog6789: and we dont alk with canes like retarded people [9/13/2009 12:33:28 AM] toughdog6789: walk* [9/13/2009 12:33:39 AM] toughdog6789: because we're ACTUAL humans [9/13/2009 12:34:10 AM] Rootbrian: wow, you still believe i use a cane? [9/13/2009 12:34:23 AM] toughdog6789: theres a video of you walking with a cane [9/13/2009 12:34:48 AM] Rootbrian: I was holding on to it, somebody left it in the park. [9/13/2009 12:34:56 AM] toughdog6789: no, u where WALKING with it [9/13/2009 12:35:03 AM] Rootbrian: for style [9/13/2009 12:35:16 AM] Rootbrian: I don't have it anymore since that original date of the video [9/13/2009 12:35:23 AM] toughdog6789: you can't polish a turd brian [9/13/2009 12:35:26 AM] Rootbrian: gave it back to the person [9/13/2009 12:36:01 AM] Rootbrian: mythbusters, they've polished turds into bright shiney marbles. [9/13/2009 12:36:06 AM] Rootbrian: believe it or not [9/13/2009 12:36:15 AM] Rootbrian: it's possible [9/13/2009 12:36:25 AM] Rootbrian: it'll never stop stinking tho [9/13/2009 12:37:56 AM] toughdog6789: well then [9/13/2009 12:38:01 AM] toughdog6789: you sir, are lower then a turd [9/13/2009 12:39:18 AM] Rootbrian: i don't really care what you say, it's not going to change my ways. [9/13/2009 12:39:36 AM] toughdog6789: thats cuz ur retarded [9/13/2009 12:40:30 AM] Rootbrian: not because you assume I'm retarded (or anybody else for that matter) [9/13/2009 12:40:40 AM] Rootbrian: cause i don't have to listen. [9/13/2009 12:40:55 AM] toughdog6789: cuz ur retarded [9/13/2009 12:41:09 AM] Rootbrian: like people told me to stop posting for years. I didn't, I still don't stop. [9/13/2009 12:41:23 AM] toughdog6789: but you said before that you where stopping [9/13/2009 12:41:30 AM] Rootbrian: on youtube [9/13/2009 12:41:41 AM] Rootbrian: I have another account reserved only for watching video [9/13/2009 12:41:44 AM] Rootbrian: *videos [9/13/2009 12:42:11 AM] toughdog6789: you're mentally fucking retarded, why the fuck do i give a shit?!?! [9/13/2009 12:42:18 AM] Rootbrian: yeah, why? [9/13/2009 12:42:37 AM] Rootbrian: makes anybody wonder [9/13/2009 12:42:40 AM] Rootbrian: makes me wonder [9/13/2009 12:42:47 AM] toughdog6789: 2 + 2 makes you wonder [9/13/2009 12:42:52 AM] Rootbrian: no [9/13/2009 12:43:04 AM] toughdog6789: DERP [9/13/2009 12:43:08 AM] Rootbrian: lol [9/13/2009 12:43:13 AM] Rootbrian: it's not a forum here [9/13/2009 12:44:23 AM] toughdog6789: wtf does that mean? [9/13/2009 12:44:28 AM] toughdog6789: did you run out of retard pills? [9/13/2009 12:44:57 AM] Rootbrian: ya know what? I don't have to even talk to you. [9/13/2009 12:45:09 AM] Rootbrian: since harassing is your turnon [9/13/2009 12:45:10 AM] toughdog6789: are you pmsing? [9/13/2009 12:45:23 AM] toughdog6789: well your mother is YOUR turnon
You heard him, he doesn't usually start the drama.
Trivia
- Makes videos on 3 subjects exclusively:
- Crying about trolls.
- Destroying his mother's microwave by nuking random household objects.
- Whining about non-existent censorship of his channel and Google (whilst his channel is fully RID enabled of course).
- Foolishly responds to hate comments, leading to an increase in his hate "following"
- One of YouTube's most well known pathological liars. Can be caught, at any given time, lying his ass off and/or backpedalling about almost anything whatsoever.
- Is 5'4", 24 years old, unemployed, and lives at home with his mother at 190 Woolner Ave 4th floor, M6N1Y3, in a shared room with his brother in Toronto, Canada. He's a top, who'd have thought?
- His mom has seen his article.
- Rootbrian surprisingly has a girlfriend,She lives in Wigan,United Kingdom while Brian lives in Toronto,Canada. Rootbrian says he can't put any pictures up of them together
because he doesn't have her permission to do so.because previous comments on her facebook have led us to believe that she is, infact, a faggot who wants to see his pen0r LOLWUT? - Openly admits having a 3 inch penis. No, SRSLY.
- Has openly consorted with and supported YTV and Logansperman2, Irish282 and Dynacatlovesme.
- His brother was revealed to be even more IRL retarded than he is in a video Brian uploaded where his brother spoke in slurred mongoloid speech-patterns and picked his nose and ate it. Despite this, his brother still has a job, a girlfriend, and dresses better than Brian.
- Uses a cane to walk. Lol crippled.
- Got owned by totse when he flamed various users in one of his fits of aspie rage.
- Has shown to be demonstrably passive-aggressive in his responses to trolls, he will often be completely affable one day, then the next a full blown retard (although most often full blown retard). Tends to suggest he has emotional issues most shut-ins acquire from years of anti-social behavior and neglect.
- His "musician" channel links to keystothestudio.com - a website for "people diagnosed with developmental and intellectual disabilities". Needs investigating...
- It's suspected that Brian's mom loaned him out for medical experimentation when he was a baby to get crack money. Most of the experimental drugs themselves were likely harmless in the long term, but many of them involved injections which contained a mercury preservative, which is a likely cause of his severely stunted mental development. This was only compounded by the excessive exposure to close range microwave tampering which came in the following years of his life, starting at childhood. At this point, due to these combined factors, he is pretty much a brainless meat puppet, unable to process any information beyond the level of an infant.
- Some of his videos feature a faint crinkle noise, or a rustling plastic sound. The reason for this is most likely that Brian was never trained to use the toilet, and even though he's in his mid-20s, he still wears a diaper. When welfare is low, he sometimes just sits on a garbage bag without pants, to preserve the Huggies supply.
- A fan of lolsuits. Has filed DMCA's all over YouTube.
- Sounds remarkably like Jawsus when he speaks.
- Supposedly lost his tooth in a car accident.
- Made claims that he was going to be getting married.
- In a call, he shouted for his
brotherDadhusband and asked him to call the police. Is he gay? - Even TehBigToaster and BodyXPolitic think he's retarded.
- His "friends" can open a command prompt.
- Has suffered permanent brain damage from his microwave experiments.
- His real name is Brian "Root" Collinge.
- Was kicked out of a Rogers Cable store for being a retard and attempting to troll the sales reps working. Then went onto Daily Motion and bawwed about it, claiming ot to be epic win. Watch it here.
- Made two videos where he basically taunts anonymous for flagging and DMCA'ing his videos. You can watch them here and here
External Links
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Rootbrian's current accounttSuspended! LULZ good job! - TheOEMRootbrian - A brand new Rootbrian sock for posting more of his bawww.
- His "band's" channel on YouTube - uh, yeah.
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Brian's current channel -
Brian's new accountsuspended -
Brian on YouTubesuspended - Brian's Myspace
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Rootbrian.com- This is the supposed "fan" site he actually set up for himself (no, SRSLY). - Rootfag's White Knight speaks out against ED and the rest of Youtube. Rate it 1 star and flag it for teh lulz.
- Brian on Twitter
- Brian on Viddler
- Brian on DailyMotion
- Rootbrian on Liveleak
- Brian's Facebook account
- Rootbrian on Ustream
- Rootbrian's Blogtv account
- Rootbrian's Oxytown account
- Brian's Yahoo live account
- Rootbrian on Cnet
- Rootbrian
AIM:computerfixer911 (no joke). (see also "rootbrian" [unconfirmed])
Yahoo:rootbrian2000
Skype:Rootbrian
Moar Info
- Current Dox - Yes, they're real.
- Google Mapped
See Also
- Dental Plan
- Dental dam
- Internet Humanitarianism
- Nerd Rage
- Unemployed
- Jawsus
- BodyXPolitic
- Tehbigtoaster
- People who are not Anonymous
- Removing your YouTube videos
- Delusional
- STOP POSTING
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