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Rootbrian

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This luser is a lolcow, and should be lulzed to death in the usual fashion.
You can help by posting their nude pix or trolling their talk page.

That's hawt!

Rootbrian is a passive-aggressive YouTube lolcow and anti-cyber bullying "activist" who has a grill worse than Jawsus and the personality of a kitchen utensil. A full-blown aspie he specializes in producing informative and meaningful videos on a wide variety of subjects, as well as providing the odd lolcano here and there. Brian is the son of DandCVideos, as well as a staunch Fetch fanboi and friend in fail of TehBigToaster and BodyXPolitic, whom he hopes to rule the internet with someday. He has high hopes for the tubes and could hit it big if only teh "haters" would leave him alone. He has honest dreams of getting his own bedroom someday, and scoring a solid dental plan if only his mother would shell out some jew gold.

1 History
2 Reaction to wikification
3 Recent
- 3.1 Poor Brian ;_;
4 A Critique of Brian's faggotry
5 Remixes
6 Moar Reactions to his Article
7 Moar Quotes
8 Trivia
9 External Links
- 9.1 Mirror Channel
- 9.2 All removed vids
10 See Also

[edit] History

On June 18th 2008, rootbrian's video (now removed) caught Anon's attention. In this video, he threatened the Anon with his personal army, claiming that if anyone ever tries to attack him or his friends, there will be blood.

A negro escort was ordered.

“	"Fuck with or bully me and you'll have to face my friends too"	„
—Brian

An ebaums thread ensued shortly thereafter and minutes later the first thread 404'ed with a shitload of rage posts, the raid organization on the target subsequently moving to a vent server. Anon managed to grab his info, which wasn't hard to find as had posted it on the interwebs for the sake of finding new internet friends.

Luckily, there have suddenly been hundreds of 'friends' calling his home and cell phones, making sure he's getting enough delicious food delivered to his house. While the vent channel has been generating mediocre lulz, the half-anon snipe ate some steroids and convinced the target to make an exclusive apology video, for otherwise he would provide anon with his IP and the food treatments would continue for a very long time.

According to_the videos he made after the raid, anon converted his brain into pure cancer. With the common needs satisfied by the traumatized victim, anon moved on to more important things.

[edit] Reaction to wikification

Brian offered his initial thoughts on his article after being trolled...

“	I just wonder why they don't got a topic on Microsoft, Windows Vista, Bill Gates, DRM...	„
—Brian, having trouble with the search function

[edit] Recent

Most lost interest in Brian rather quickly following the initial lulz, but he very willingly spent most of the summer of 2008 groveling at the feet of Anon and ED, pleading for others not to troll him. Brian's ability to read between the lines isn't that great though, so at the whiff of possible retaliation against his oppressors due to the claims of some 13 year olds, he recently did a 180° when convinced he could get that sweet, sweet revenge against his "haters"...

“	ED will go down, even if I can't hack and don't know shit about programming or botnets, i know the geeks and anonymous will make 'em beg for mercy, or have no mercy for them all. ED targeted me, I didn't know what to do, but now that they're gonna be going down, it's gonna take the labels off me once the crammed article is removed and the site is PWNed. I can't wait to see an ad page replacing it, or a 404 NOT FOUND message in my brother browser, Firefox.	„
—Brian on Brian's butthurt issues with ED

[edit] Poor Brian ;_;

Due to incidental downtime on Aug 25th, Brian had assumed that he had actually gotten that promised "revenge" and promptly blew his load at the prospect of his article disappearing.
He immediately posted an extremely lulzy victory video titled "ED IS TAKEN DOWN!!" declaring that "Anonymous has taken down ED"

“	World peace has hit the internet!!	„
—Brian

Unfortunately, 3 hours later he realized what had happened and promptly posted a lulzy backpedal video before quickly sinking back into his clinical depression. He returned immediately to his rigorous schedule of spamming YouTube with moar dogshit.

[edit] A Critique of Brian's faggotry

Brian's "enemies list", lulz he takes after Nixon.

ehl o ehl :)

[edit] Remixes

[edit] Moar Reactions to his Article

Brian still feels his article is stifling his E-dreams and would like you to stop supporting teh h8

Call the Waaambulance.

VERDICT: LOLLERCOASTER

[edit] Moar Quotes

“	"By the way, I'm not gay. I have very strong feelings for a female friend in Durham Region of Ontario."	„
—Rootbrian, on being not gay.

[edit] Trivia

E-begging? Now that's pathetic.

His mom went batshit upon finding this article (no SRSLY). Plead poverty all you like, bitch. Your son is being ridiculed online and IRL largely because you're a negligent deadbeat who'd rather blow this week's paycheck at the casino than fix his fucking teeth in the first place.
He and his mom are currently filing DMCA's all over the tubes.
Is demonstrably passive-aggressive in his responses to his trolls, one day being completely affable and then next a full blown retard. Tends to suggest he has emotional issues most shut-ins acquire from years of anti-social behavior and neglect.
Shares a room with his brother. He's a top, who'd have thought?
Sounds remarkably like Jawsus when he speaks.
Supposedly lost his tooth in a car accident.
His "friends" can open a command prompt.
Claims to be getting married.
In a call, he shouted for his ~~brother~~ ~~Dad~~ husband and asked him to call the police, is he gay?
Enjoys ruining his mother's microwave by nuking batteries.
Upgraded his brain to 800MHz.