Rex Beowulf

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(AKA Michael Wolf, Michael Du'Lyea) is an insane furry drama whore who specializes in whining about who disagrees with him in any form on the intarwebs. His favorite word is "sociopath" which is often used just before or during threats to file charges for harassment with his local police department. He's threatened legal action repeatedly, and left the furry fandom over 9000 times. He is smarter than you could ever comprehend, you stupid human!

“ I mean no offense to those out there who weren't blessed with the gifts I was AND who maintain a high level of ethics...who try to be good. But the truth is, not a single fucking person reading this has anywhere near the capacity to understand me, much less hope to ever conceive of what I have tried to be.„

—Rex Beowulf

“ I am probably your savior. But don’t read too much into that. I don’t want to be.„

—Rex Beowulf, Justifiable Genocide


Rex would like you to know that posting in his LiveJournal constitutes HARASSMENT and is an Internet Crime. He will report you to the Internet Crime Complaint Center for doing so! Even worse, you are an extra bad criminal because he is DISABLED and harassing him is an even worser crime.

Rex writes sporadically and poorly. His favorite topics are how he will destroy the human race, how the government will destroy the human race, how the economy will destroy the human race, and how everyone should listen to him because he is smarter than you. He recently discovered the epic film Zeitgeist, and jizzed uncontrollably when he realized that there are other people just like him. Everything he writes is delusional as is shown here in an exert from his work in progress, "Justifiable Genocide".

“ I am solely responsible for the worst natural catastrophe to plague mankind, even more devastating than the black plague, small pox, cholera, AIDS, or even nuclear bombs. You see, I have created a genetic mutagent, much like those used today to create cures for cancer. This, for those of you not as intelligent as to understand genetics, is a means of changing the DNA of a subject. DNA tells the body how to create and rebuild itself. In cancer research, this has been successfully used to create treatments for very deadly forms of cancer. The trick is that the mutagent must be delivered through a virus. In my case, I chose two: influenza, and the current common cold virus.„

—Rex Beowulf, "Justifiable Genocide"

This train-wreck of a fursuit (in the picture to your right) (the fox) was sent back to him after much arguing and Lulz because the recipient couldn't believe anyone should have to pay for such a Shitty Mess. Rexwolf, blind to the travesty in fur that he had brought to life, couldn't believe that he was capable of producing anything less then a wet dream beloved by all Furfags. So he threated to sue on grounds of his customer having eyes so that anyone without eyes might think that Rex was a God of fursuiting still. After what must have seemed like years of constant harassment and lawsuit threats from Rexwolf and the shame of having the furry equivalent of Sloth from the Goonies sitting in his closet, Rukario sent the mess back to Rex's hovel. Rex to this day screams and moans that Rukario is a Sociopath and a thief.

And just in case that's not enough, he offers a "Magical Transformation" for a mere $2000! Yes! At such a bargain, you can be blindfolded, wrapped in ace bandages, stuffed in a fursuit while he plays bad new-age music and tells what a good little fox slut you are!


“ For those interested, I can even provide a "magical transformation" to introduce you into the fursuit - where I 'mummify' you, magically transform you into your fursuit, and slowly reveal yourself to you while you watch in a mirror. A unique way to experience your new fursuit for the first time, if you would like. It is a heck of a mind trip, and something I value at over $2,000, just for the service and not including the suit. But, since this is the first time I will be doing it publicly for a fursuit customer, I will offer the extra service for a mere $200 (to cover my having to hire someone to help me do it.) In return, I would ask that the experience be documented, in writing, so that others who are interested can know what it was like, in a way that doesn't spoil it (a testimonial.)

This is truly awesome. I did this for a friend this summer, and he was incredibly awed by the experience. You close your eyes, knowing who you are, and you open them as another being, your fursona, or the personality you have asked me to create with this commission. „


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Rex had his back broken when he fucked a fat chick, and can no longer get his dick up (even for furggotry) without prematurely ejaculating drama before he even gets it inside his latest victim.


“ I suffered a back injury in 1987. Due to being molested at 13, 16, and raped at 17; I put off being sexually active until 1999. At the time, I discovered that I could not have normal sex; but blamed it on the fact that I was with a 300lb woman. My back also grew worse, probably because fat-ass broke my back during sex. I later tried sex with another woman but to no avail. My back just prevented me from succeeding with copulation, and I'm sorry, but blow jobs weren't enough for me; as I needed to be able to provide gratification for my partner or I just couldn't get into it.

As a result, I began to explore sexual gratification with the same sex; given that I would not be required to provide the same kind of gratification a woman needs/wants. That, as you all hopefully know, led me to being victimized by a predator. Many of you may not know that Brett also victimized me sexually and physically - his sexual abuse being primarily to coerce me into satisfying him and making me feel that the very few times I could find satisfaction were my own fault, not his unwillingness to provide that satisfaction. And, his physical abuse ALWAYS targetted my back, my weakest point, because he knew I would back down rather than face further injury...and of course he was right. „

—Rex Beowulf


He attempted to start a furry convention called FurFest Northwest, which he would be the con chair (something akin to being a god to furries). However, he failed and it's everyone else's fault for not recognizing his obvious greatness.


He also claims to have suffered Lead Poisoning due to a fire, which brought down his MASSIVE 185 IQ down to a "Normal" 135!

[edit] Hypocrisies and Lies 

   * Rex hates a fur named Siege. He hates him with all of his heart. He shits himself with rage anytime the name "Siege" is mentioned within a square city block of him (No really, try it! It's extremely funny to watch!). His two main justifications for this crusade is that Siege somehow abused him, owes him A MILLION dollars, likes furry porn, and most importantly, is going to kill someone he knew from years back. This was apparently supposed to happen in August 2007... but strangely, didn't. This should absolutely not be taken as evidence that Rex will make shit up about people he hates.

Like any sane person, it's okay for Rex to lament about taking time out from fucking his dogs, to drive around the country, shooting people. That's not nearly as sociopathic as wanting to kill an asshole former fuckbuddy. Of course not.

Oh, and he also hates hypocrites (which seems to be everyone who disagrees with him or doesn't immediately take his side).

This article has been deleted due to receipt of DMCA notification from Michael Wolf from rexwolf@nethere.com. The Correspondence follows below. If you believe this material has been removed in error and would like to file a counter notification, please email support -at- encyclopediadramatica.com

      • Counter Notification filed with ED, see discussion page. Replacing article after waiting period has expired.

I'm reposting the text of the Article - please assist in rebuilding it in wiki markup. Otherwise, I'll do so when I have time, though it may take me a while. Infocides 02:38, 2 August 2008 (CDT)


[edit] DMCA notification filed by Michael Wolf

To whom it may concern:

I am writing to file a complaint per the Digital Millenium Copyright Act and to request that copyrighted works be removed from your site.


1. The copyrighted work contains multiple copyright photographs, including all images except the bottom most image. The page also contains multiple quotes from copyrighted works.

2. The copyrighted works appear at the following URL: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Rex_Beowulf

3. My contact information is rexwolf@nethere.com

4. I believe in good faith that the aforementioned and described work is used at the aforementioned location without the permission of the copyright owner or agent, and in violation of copyright and DMCA laws.

5. I certify under penalty of perjury that the information contained in this notice is correct, and that I am the owner of the copyright or the authorized representative of the copyright owner.

In addition, this page is nothing but libel. I would, therefore, request that this page be removed. Further, this entire website, in its mission statement, indicates that it is dedicated to libel of people. A cursory examination of the site indicates this to be true. Your accepted use policies, quoted below, seems to indicate that this website is in violation of those terms.


I appreciate your assistance in this matter. This website demonstrates a symptom I'm afraid. "Furries" as they refer to themselves, seem to think they can skirt the law via the internet. The website here only demonstrates a larger trend of flaunting the law and abusing people using libel, slander, harassment and other tactics. The problem is, there are so many naive youngsters in the "furry fandom" that are unaware of their rights and duties as citizens to protect themselves from these illegal activities. Encyclopedia Dramatica, I'm afraid, is not the only website promoting illegal activities.

I do appreciate your attention in this matter. I apologize that these people see fit to conduct these activities with a total lack of respect for your rules. Perhaps the loss of your services will help these people recognize that they are in violation of the law and they might change their ways. Given past experience however; I expect that instead, they will continue to harass and libel me for speaking out where few others have. Oh well...someone has to stand up for what's right.

I look forward to hearing the resolution of this matter.

Thank you.

Sincerely,


Michael Wolf



[edit] DMCA Replies

Open letter to Mr. Wolf.

While I was not the original author of this article, I did support it, and follow it closely.

The whole purpose of this article was intended to show the world all of the slander, libel, and DIRECT THREATS OF PHYSICAL HARM, that YOU made to many people, myself included. Do, consider your words above, Mr Wolf. You despise hypocrisy so deeply, yet you use the very words above, to describe YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR towards everyone who ever disagrees with you. Your Actions have been archived, and will be shown here to the whole world in due time (perhaps without pictures or other "media" that might be covered under the DMCA.) Don't forget that you were spared the pain of being prosecuted for identity theft after posted a "bounty" on your ex-lover. An act wherein you subsequently gave out his social security number, home address, work address, and employer info to a COMPLETE STRANGER who responded via E-mail to your "bounty" You have crossed the legal line so many times, and in so many heinous ways that a few complaints about DMCA violations should be the least of your concerns.

I sincerely hope someone has all of those great screen captures, and reposts them to this

article, and links them to every word in your above writing so that we can all know how one-sidedly you view the law.

The law can only protect you if you use it as a shield. It will not protect you if you keep wielding it as a weapon.

--Smash 23:25, 8 April 2008 (CDT)


  • I've already filed a counter-DMCA notice, as perhaps the pictures may have fallen under his copyright (despite the fact that Siege took them, not Rex, thus they're not his copyright to enforce), but the text was clearly protected under parody and editorial laws. Infocides 23:34, 8 April 2008 (CDT)


  • Rex has no copyright to the material posted here. He filed a false DMCA Notice to get a good article taken down, because he didn't like it. Please restore the lulz! Don't let someone who has the ability to send an single email, remove a legitimate article. It should be noted that this individual has a history of sending face legal threats and has not consulted legal counsel for this DMCA claim. It's a single person mailing a legal claim preying on an American fear of litigation. Please restore the article, so that assholes like him don't win! Infocides 02:37, 9 April 2008 (CDT)

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