Resident Evil 5
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Resident Evil 5 (otherwise known as "PUNCH NIGGERS RECIEVE CAKE") is the fifteenth game in the Resident Evil series. It will be released sometime in the next 20-30 years, for the HUEGBOX 360 and the Pleysteytyon 3. The only thing that distinguishes this game from the fourteen that come before it is, instead of killing zombies or entire villages of spics, you walk around Africa killing entire villages of niggers. Because of this fact alone, the game is destined to be a top seller.
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[edit] Gameplay
You play as a buff white guy with blue eyes called Chris Redfield, who has become the newest member of the KKK.
It was recently announced that the main villain of this game is going to be O.J. Simpson. Creators have said that he will be a very hard final boss. They have also stated that you are going to have to counter OJ's expert knife skills and dodge kike lawyers at the same time.
[edit] Controversy
Not surprisingly, the niggers are complaining that, since the game will feature a white hero shooting black villains, the game is racist and should not be released. One disgruntled black mother had this to say:| —Nigger Mother |
Of course - all the concerned single mothers are incorrect, as only a faggot would think that people who play video games are completely unable to distinguish between them and real life and therefore are unable to see that stealing cars, killing prostitutes, jumping on turtles, and searching for agility orbs IRL is serious business. AROUND BLACKS NEVAR RELAX.
UPDATE: Apparently the racism controversy was started by a white person. Keeping it short so it doesn't go on until next Thursday, this means that white people are now racist against themselves because black people are. Therefore, the negroes are FUCKING EVOLVING! JESUS CHRIST, GET IN THE CAR!
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Black blogger gets butthurt over the game
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Resident Evil 5 is part of a series on Gaming. |
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