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Throwingstardna

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Guav when he receives less than 120 comments on an entry.
Guav when he receives less than 120 comments on an entry.

Throwingstardna is an internet celebrity on Livejournal. An angry liberal with shades of emo and tinfoil tendencies, he tends to be a cam- and comment- whore who trims his hair in accordance with the Communist lifestyle.

Throwingstardna, or "Guav" as he is sometimes referred to, appears to have grown up nouveau riche, as evidenced by his childhood attendance of a liberal-style private school and his current appearance of always being surrounded by expensive cameras and apple computers.

A frequent foreign traveler, Guav often showcases his travels on his LiveJournal by posting gorgeous pictures of exotic locales with the occasional picture of himself which is cooed over by sixteen year old girls and the general livejournal populace.

Guav has proven to be a very heavily-read journal and will often have hundreds of comments to the articles and links he posts, which are frequently political in nature.

"DNA" refers to Dumb New York Assholes, Guav's gang, which mainly consists of heavily tattooed closeted homosexuals who like to issue threats over the internets.

Guav used to be a roadie for the gay-edge band Earth Crisis who were embroiled in controversy for their advocacy of the homosexual lifestyle in their album Gomorrah Gay Yay.



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