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Rape Clock

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Remember women, all men are born with a built-in Rape Clock.
Remember women, all men are born with a built-in Rape Clock.
Rape Clock is part of Classic Solid Chanspeak
          a series on Memes Fleeting Failed Not a Meme
Click one of the six categories to expand that category.
Time-Tested
Classics		 A Cat Is Fine Too • All Your Base Are Belong To Us • A Master Is Out • A winner is you • An Hero • Baby fuck • Barrel roll • Bayeux Tapestry • Bel-Air • Bitches Don't Know • Bix Nood • Brian Peppers • Bridget • Buy A Dog • Candlejack • Catnarok • Caturday • Ceiling Cat • Centipede filled vagina • Chuck Norris • Cockmongler • Copypasta • Creepypasta • Delicious Cake • Demotivators • Desu • Diabeetus • Divide By Zero • DO IT FAGGOT • DO NOT WANT • Duckroll • Epic Fail Guy • Epic Threads • FGSFDS • Gaijin 4Koma • George Zimmer • Goodnight Sweet Prince • HA! HA! Guy • HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS • Happycat • Happy Negro • How Do I Shot Web? • I Am In Your Base Killing Your D00ds • I Came • I Has A Shuvel • IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER • INTERNET HATE MACHINE • I See What You Did There • Oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer • Over 9000 • ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT • JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! • LOL WUT • Longcat • Milhouse is not a meme • Moar • Mudkips • Nigga stole my bike • Oh exploitable • O RLY • Pedobear •Pool's Closed • Profit • Raptor Jesus • Reaction Guy • Rickroll • The Sandwich Chef • Sean Connery • The Singing Shark • This Looks Shopped • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY • YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG • Zippocat • ZA WARUDO • ????/Profit •
Ordinary
Memes		 4chan bans • 4chan Stencils • 404 Girl • Awesome • BIKECAT • Blockatiel • Borscht • Broccoli Dog • Bunny Pancake • Buzzkilling • Cactuar • Card Crusher • Carlton • Chris Hansen • Covini C6W • Creepy Chan • Dicks Everywhere • DOUBLE NIGGER • Doug • DSFARGEG • Garfield • ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER • F40PH • Facepalm • Frosted Butts • Gaijin 4Koma • Gentlemen • Gordon the Pringles Giraffe • Happy Snake • House • Hypnotoad • I am Legend • I GOT NORTON! • I'd Hit It • INVISIBLE... • I'm 12 years old and what is this? • IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES? • Is This Battletoads • It's a Trap! • Jam It In • John Locke • KILL IT WITH FIRE • Law 4 Kids • Machine Code • Man The Harpoons • Mario Drawings • Milk Bags • MSPaint Relationship Thread • Nanomachines • OM NOM NOM NOM • Party Hard • PLEASE RESPOND • Pretty cool guy • Push Butan • Put Shoe On Head • Rape Clock • Shitting Dick Nipples • Slowpoke • Speedycat • Spengbab • Steel Hearts • Teh Rei • That Fucking Cat • delayclose.jpg • TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL • USB line • Vespene gas • Waha • Weegee • What is Love? • Why So Serious? • Wrong Location Nigger • X? In My Y? • Yaranaika
Jargon and
Textual Memes		 Bring Back Snacks • Bump • But Data does not weight • Combofag • Cool story bro • Drawhore • Fixed • Fukken saved • Grey Area • HA HA HA, OH WOW • I don't think you have an X. Enjoy your Y. • in before X • I resurrected this pearl from page 10 • LURK MOAR • Never forget • Newfags can't X • NO U • Nobody Cares • Pic Related • Pic Unrelated • Posting in an epic thread • Relevant to my interests • Rules Of The Internet • Sauce • Stick It In Her Pooper • Stop posting • Then who was X • Verbose Thread • wat do • Weeaboo • WHARRGARBL • Where is your X now? • X is not your personal army • X Y is X • Your a fucking idiot
15 Minutes
of Fame		 360 kid • 4chan Battlecards • 4chan Gaming • 4chan Gold Account • Approval Guy • Audio • Beat A Rod • Because of Parkinson's • Birdman • Boxxy • Child Abduction • BRB, CHURCH • brb, compromised • brb, soup • Brinks Home Security • Chin-chan • Clippit • Coolface • Dental Plan • Dick Neck • Dynamic Entry • Extreme Advertising • Feels good man • Fishing Cat • Flea Market Montgomery • #fortune • Gary Oak • Gee Bill • Godhand Edit • Goofy Time • Grin Reaper • Guess The Meme • Hal Wilkerson • Hi-tech military software • Holy Grail • HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!? • I DIDN'T EAT THAT FUCKIN SANDWICH OR THE TOILET THING EITHER! • I Has A Bucket • I need a price check ... • I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG • Josef Fritzl • JxcelDolghmQ • Time for a Dicking • Chocolate Rain • Large Hadron Collider • Leave Bond to me • LINK MAH BOIIIII • LOLCHAIR • Mavica Sprite • Michael Phelps • Mordor • Nevada-tan • Nod Flenders • Octocat • Oh No You Didn't • Operation Falcon Punch • Operation LIONCASH • Perfection Girl • Pic Related Puppy • Pokepuns • Power Wrist • RAGE • ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH • SFW Porn • Shamwow • Steve Irwin • Stingray • SUP DAWG • Swirl Face • Switch police on • Tapestry Dog • Tyrannosaurus Reich • Uninformed Lisa • VTEC Just Kicked In Yo • What is a man? • Why So Exploitable? • Woll Smoth • Zach Braff Quotes
Close
But No Cigar		 27 • Advice Dog • Apples Bear • Asianface • Big Dog • Bill • Bird is the word • CAPS EAGLE • COMBO BREAKER • Cool your jets • Dancing Owen • Dick Butt • Drama Prairie Dog • FUCK YEAH SEAKING • Furseiseki • The Fury • Gaston • GET • Get into the Loop • Girugamesh • Hai guy • I AM BEOWULF! • I don't roll that way • Jack Spicer • L-L-LUNAJACK! • Living On A Prayer • Navid • Nyoro~n • Objection! • oh shit i'm sorry i meant • Post ending in 75 Girl • Redtube Roulette • Rita • SHIT IT OFF • Shortcat • Skittle Nigger • Staredog • So cash • TAP LADEDANS FISTON! • THE BEST • UNITINU • WHEN I WAS • You Laugh, You Lose • YOU'RE A BIRD!
No.

Milhouse




Rape Clock
is part of a series on Sex

Fetishes

911bio-med • Acrotomophilia • Agalmatophilia • Alternative Pornography • Anal Prolapse • Arborphilia • Auto erotic asphyxiation • Axilism • Babyfur • BBW • BDSM • Bestiality • Cast Fetish • Coprophilia • Doll the Foot Fetish Goddess • Emetophilia • Eproctophilia • Extreme porn • Face-painting • Fat admirer • Furries

Gorean Sexuality • Guro • Harem Comedy • Hentai • Heterosexuality • Holocaust Pornography • Homosensual • Homosexuality • Homosensuality • Incest • Infantilism • Inflation art • Kama Sutra • List of sex moves • Lolicon • Macrophilia • Maiesiophilia • Male Pregnancy • Mechanophilia • Necrofurs • Necrophilia • Objectophilia

Paedophilia • Paraphilia • Partial Unbirthing • Plushophilia • Pregfur • Rangerphilia • Rule 34 • Shibari • Shotacon • Toddlercon • Unbirthing • Urolagnia • Voraphilia • War Pornography • Waterboarding • Wet & Messy • Wetlook • Yaoi • Yuri • Zoophilia

Fluids,
Anatomy,
Physiology,
Techniques

Age of consent • AIDS • Almost raped • Anal sex • Anus • Asexual • Ass Rape • Auto-fellatio • Barely legal • Blumpkin • Boyfriend • Boob shots • Booty • Booty Shaking • Breast implants • Breasts • Breeder • Bukkake • Castration • Chode • Circle jerk • Clitoris • Cock block • Cocktease • Cock Trapper • Condom • Cougars • Crackwhore • Cuckoldry • Cum • Cunnilingus • Cybersex

• Dental dam • Desperate • Dildo • Dolphinsex • Enzyte • Erectile dysfunction • FTM • Fake bisexual • Felching • Fellatio • Fetal Alcohol Syndrome • Fetish • Figging • Fisting • Foreskin • Friend Zone • Frottage • Gangbang • Gay bomb • Girlfriend • Hogging • Imaginary girlfriend • Internal Applause‎ • Internet model • Jailbait • Jailhouse gay • Ladder Theory • List of Porn Parodies • List of sex moves • Love

• MILF • Man • Marriage • Masturbation • Mecha-Dildo • Menstruation • Menopause • Misogyny • Molestation • Money shot • Mudsex • Nice Guys • Niggercock • Old porn • Online dating • Online relationship • Online sex games • Open relationship • Orgy • POS • PUA • Pegging • Penis • Penis envy • Perineum • Pervert • Phone sex • Pity sex • Polyamory • Pornography • Porn Advertisements • Pregnancy • Prosthetic Penis • Puberty • Purity Ball • Sexting

• Queef • Queening • Rape • Ribaldry • Rimjob • Santorum • Scissoring • Semen • Sex by association • Sexism • Sexual Harassment • Sharking • Shemale • Sick fuck • Skank • Sleep sex • Slut • Smegma • STDs • Size queen • Stripper • Swingers • Taking A Break • Technical virgin • Teledildonics • TGP Porn Sites • Tijuana bibles • Tramp stamp • Transgender • Transvestite • Trap • Vagina • Vagina dentata • Virginity • Vulva • Whore • Woman

Memes &
In-Jokes

• Asslink • Beecock • Bridget • Carmen Electra complex • Centipede filled vagina • Cock boat • Dick Ants • Dick Butt • DICKGIRL ON WHEELS!!!!111oneoneone!!! • Dicks everywhere • Dick Impalement • Ewan McGregor's Penis • FuckU-FuckMe • Girl you must be a • Girlvinyl's vagina • Happycock • Happy Negro • Hawaiian Dicking • Heterosexual Invisibility • I came • I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG • I Will Beat A Rod Till... A Tank Empties • ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT • Jam It In • Lesbian invisibility • Lotus Breast

• Penis-Nosed Fox • PENIS PENIS PENIS • Pussyhawks • Quasidan's penis • Rape Clock • SFW Porn • Shitting Dick Nipples • Smell yo dick • Stick It In Her Pooper • TITTY MONSTER • Vaginatarian • The Virginmobile • Yaranaika • Your resistance only makes my penis harder!

Hall Of Shame

/S/ • 2girls1cup • Abstinence • Kami Andrews • Danni Ashe • Aneros • Babypaste • BambiBlaze • BBWChan • Belladonna • John Wayne Bobbitt • Body Modification Ezine • Boobpedia • Rachel Bruno • Church of Fudge • Chyna • CosmicJohn CL Experiment • Harlow Cuadra • Drawn Sex • East High School Salt Lake City • Eel girl • Tony Eveready

• Fapchan • Lolo Ferrari • Fleshlight • Funnelgirl • Jan Huokko • Geek Squad • Genital Herpes • Giant dildo of death • Aria Giovanni • Gimps Gone Wild • Goatse • Goatse Girl • Sasha Grey • Hai2u • Hard Gay • Max Hardcore • Kevin Havens • KindredSpirits • Paris Hilton • David Hockey • Vanessa Hudgens • HTS-Noob • Iron penis • Jizztini • Lemonparty • Lithium Picnic • Loud Nigra • Abner Louima • Lustifera

• Steve MacIsaac • Marry Your Pet • Meatspin.com • MFX Video • ModelMayhem • Mr. Hands • ObscureGET • Louise Ogborn • Paheal • Penisbird • Penis Pump Sex Scandal '06 • Penthouse • Pit Viper • The Power 5 • Andrew Quah • RFJason_CL_Experiment • RedTube • Ron Jeremy • Rule34.com • Adam Savage • Suicide Girls • Superbowl XXX • Swap.avi • Tubgirl • Two Girls One Finger • Violet Blue • Zeta toy • ZOO: The Movie • Wikipedia • Wikiporno • Wipipedia • YouPorn

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