Randi Harper

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Sektie's business card at Yahoo.[1]

meth... oh meth!

Here's Sektie's fat mugshot from the Cobb County, GA Sherriff's office in 2004. We don't know what she did but most likely it involves being an abusive whore of a mother and, in all likelihood, being fat (5'6" 190lbs LOL). Enter her name here and view her rap sheet!

No use hiding, SIF

Setkie proves that fat people live in the matrix.

<@Curiouscat> I can see her areolas

Infamous Jewhater and a total fatbitch

Randi Harper aka "sektie", "sektorgrrl", "sekt0rgrl", "miSSpIgGy" or "freeBSDgirl", (among other sockpuppet irc aliases) is a batshit insane attention whore who is filled with unending hate for Girlvinyl.

Randi was forced to resign from Yahoo! where she railed meth in the bathrooms and played WoW at her desk all day. She was also fired from her previous employer ISS.

Fearnor and Sektie discussing how to handle the abortion of their lobster child, presently in her womb

Worlds Best Mother

In approx 1997 when Sektie was 16, a fat ugly irc nerd with the nick "uglypig" (no-joke) she carded her and her b/f a bus ticket to New York where they lived off of carded pizza and carded cheeseburgers and sat around having gross fat ugly illegal pigsex together until the fateful day when fat ugly pigbaby was born. Not wanting a child, but seeing an opportunity for profit, Sektie sold the baby to known pedo RLoxley (see: bantown) for +o on #hackphreak. As we know, the internets are serious business and giving your child away for ops is absolutely worth it. RLoxley sold the baby to some fellow NAMBLA pals on eBay and to this day Sektie has not seen or spoken with parents or child again. This was after she offered to randomly ditch her kids outside a church to go live in Australia with Satyricon who then refused her offer to state she was too fat.

At some point later, Sektie somehow got knocked up again, and did the same thing with the baby. Perhaps for +o on #hack?

Sektie has a third child who currently lives with her step-dad and ex-husband. Probably because CPS caught on about the meth habit. You can't spell METH WHORE without MOTHER!

Some Sektie quotes on her non-addiction to meth (all of these were within a 5 minute conversation):

She has been a meth user for 4 years but has "never gotten addicted"
"Can you get meth?"
"Do any of your friends know where to get meth?"
"Are you sure you don't know anyone who can get meth?"
"I'd really like to score some meth."

Sektie really good at supervising her kids

Since I needed a place to live too, Google boy and I got a loft in the same building he used to live in. The loft is gorgeous. It's got 12' ceilings, all concrete and stainless steel, top floor, 1500sq ft. My bedroom is facing the city, and 3/4 of the wall is glass with sliding doors out to the balcony.

Nathan was over this past weekend. It was his first look at my new place. We had the windows open, and when we weren't looking he apparently amused himself by throwing socks and waffles (???) out the window at people. Good going, Nathan. You are so grounded. -- Sektie

Wow, she's sure doing a great job of ensuring the safety of her child! Sektie should write a book on 1337 parenting skillz.

Internets

Sektie was backdoored the day she installed Linux, but an unnamed party took great pity on her fate and alerted her to the presence of said backdoor. To this day the person who backdoored her remains quite angry that this was leaked.

She also got backdoored by zb, as shown by her flickr account. For some reason zb has no shame in banging this fat pig and freely admits it, but then again zb has never had shame in doing anything.

FreeBSD harlot

"Freebsdgirl" constantly talks about FreeBSD and how great and awesome it is. Like other people that have an operating system in their nick (ex: Linuxbeak) she knows nothing about her OS of choice that could not be garnered from reading basic HOWTOs on the Internet. In casual discussion she may mention about how she spent her weekend writing kernel drivers or optimizing a threading model, but FreeBSD is conspicuously absent of kernel commits by Randi. She is basically the type of cocksucking know-it-all failure that lurks Slashdot, except she's female. Or at least so we think. She posts 'help' on lists without reading what people said because she knows best. Solves vague problems by asking even more vague questions but still thinks she is a genius because she is a girl that can use an alternative OS.

Dr. Hamstuh

While she was living in Atlanta and working for ISS, she agreed to have Dr. Hamstuh (an EFnet personality who is an IRL homeless crack addict, no joke) over at her place (probably for sex). Apparently, the rough streets of Atlanta are more tolerable than sharing a bed with Sektie because he left in the middle of the night without a word to her. He emptied her fridge of beer and pizza on his way out.

Here You are, ruining Gamera.

Everyone who dislikes her is girlvinyl

If you ever disagree with Sektie you're either Girlvinyl, just another Girlvinyl, or just another Girlvinyl fanboy. She has IRREFUTABLE PROOF and she will pay ten thousand dollars to anyone who disagrees and can prove they are not Girlvinyl. She has such a nice personality that noone could possibly like her because of her meth obsession, her know-it-all demeanor or her acting like a stupid cunt. Quotes like this:

03:31 <sektie> that's ok though. you're just another girlvinyl. 
      lord knows IRC doesn't have enough of those [2]

... or this:

17:50 < randi> weev: tsk. go fanboy girlvinyl.

are common sightings around Sektie. This is because Sektie is so whacked out on meth that she has begun to see tiny blue Girlvinyls everywhere.

Useless Bitch.

Quotable Randi

sektie: i'm going to write a book
sektie: and it's going to suck.
sektie: it's going to suck worse than i do.
sektie: i've decided i have no writing skill whatsoever.
sektie: i'm devoid of talent
sektie: all i have is breasts
sektie: and with age, even those will sag 
sektie: and then i'll have nothing.
sektie: i'll have no talent, saggy boobs, and a stupid book.

When Sektie had a moment of clarity and she realized how worthless she was.

18:50 <@sung> how do you move into a rent control place?
18:51 <@randi> you fuck a boy, move in with him, and then break up with him and kick his ass out.

18:58 <@randi> adrian was good in bed. very good, in fact. however it did not make up for all of his drama
and baggage. then when i was running meetbsd, which i *sponsored* his plane tickets to  come to, he spent
the entire time working and not actually paying any attention to the conference. instead it was igor that
was all "do you need any help? are you doing ok?" etc. it was a lot of stuff. then he was asked to leave my
apartment because i was having a party and all he was going to do was sit around and work and be a killjoy,
and he said he would leave, but then he didn't. then he threw a chair at my best friend. so then it was
over, more or less.