Ralph Nader
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A perennial candidate for President of the United States, Ralph Nader has actually won the election on numerous occasions, both by popular vote and by Divine Intervention. However, the Republicans and conservatives managed to steal his election every single time. He doesn't mind, because that means he can keep running, whereas if he actually won, he'd have to stop after the second time. He is loved by liberals and hippies who do too many drugs and spend too much time on the Internet.
He is most notable for writing a book about seatbelts and calling some guy a Nigger. http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Ralph_Nader
Facts about Nader
- Married to Ayn Rand, and the only person Ann ever gave head to. Caught cheating with Ann Arbor multiple times.
- He is only 4'2, making him the shortest presidential candidate since Richard Nixon.his cock is 22 inches, he is also the most stable candidate the US ever had.
- He's an Arab, and thus an America-hating terrorist
- He must be presumed to be very beautiful on the inside.
- Once proposed to British journalist Ali G that it is would hard to collect methane from cow farms for energy because "they haven't come up with a way to attach a box to the cow's asshole." Tom Green suggested a tube would work better.
- Helped John Kerry by finding some votes on the ground that Kerry had dropped by mistake. This was repeated numerous times.
- Never laughs. EVER. Except that time when everyone thought he's laughing but he was just directing satellites.
- Still plays with action figures.
- His campaign bus is a bicycle (he's in the Green Party).
New Information
As of At least 100 years ago Ralph Nader has WON president of the United States once again for the 6th time in a row, but being the sport he is he gave it away to Obama.
