RUSKOxSTAR
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RUSKOxSTAR is a gender confused emo attention whore on YouTube famous for his awesome lip-syncing videos. Rusko ranks #2 on the list of gayest names ever, right behind Raul. His favorite quote is "Haters make me famous!" which ensues in even more lulz.
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Youth
Born in the dumpster in a back alley of Kassel, Germany, his whore of a mother left him for dead after discovering that he in fact, had a penis and a pussy. He was adopted by a rich white family, but was given too many naked hugs from daddy to develop properly as a child. He also enjoyed many normal activities such as playing dress-up with his adopted drug user mom's dresses. He also played with dolls, and would often give reach-arounds in a back alley.
Rise to Stardom
God No, He has been on TV.
Over 9000 years ago, he decided to march in by showing his faggotry together with his gay emo friends around the world but failed since only 2 people (1 laughing at him, 1 fapping) have watched this show.
(You don't need to search for subtitles, the video is complete, utter shit anyway)
His *Music Career*
He also tries to make music now!
A bad eclectic shitty mix of pop, electro, and rap music! It seems like he is already very popular in Germany.But, hey, Tokyo hotel is very popular too! So, yeah, his awesome scene style and beautiful voice get him that far!
Where he is now
He still makes videos that nobody gives a shit about. Regardless of the fact that no one can tell whether he's a boy or girl, he welcomes all criticism of his extremely talented work. In his free time, he hangs around a big shopping center in Kassel meeting other fat, emo kids.
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