ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
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On September 10th, 2008, the day that the Large Hadron Collider was to be fired up, moot decided to unleash his sense of humor in response to all the buzz and speculation regarding the LHC's awesome powers of particle smashing and its potential for the kind of world pwnage that would make Google jealous since - some argue - it has the capacity to end all life as we know it.
This involved renaming the board positron uprising adding some harbl and a small clickable fyi link under the email/comment fields, which when clicked led you to a giant NO after which he word filtered all of the filth that was newfag and moralfag speak everything on /b/ into one retarded phrase that is now a meme: ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH. This assured its place in /b/'s (and all of chandom's) history as the most blatantly forced meme evar. However, it has actually been a PN meme for quite a while, making it both unfunny and old at the same time.
To accompany the visual faggotry, m00t had some shit Azn song playing in the background with the only discernible lyrics being "ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH!"
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A much more ghetto versionFuck you, real ghetto version here.
Lyrics
It was later ascertained by experts that the song is "Rap wa Kan no Tamashii da! Muri wo Toushite Douri wo Kettobasu! Ore Tachi dai Gurren Dan no Theme wo Mimi no Ana Kappo Jitte yo" from the Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann soundtrack and that the actual lyrics are:
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
TOUCH THE UNTOUCHABLE
BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE
ROW! ROW!
FIGHT THE POWER!
It should be noted that according to the official lyrics, it's actually "RAW! RAW! FIGHT THE POWER!" Oh, Japan.
As the faggotry spread like the malignant tumor it is, some newfag registered m00t's gay 'slogan' as domain name (http://www.rowrowfightthepowah.com) and redirected it to some gay Britfag forums called sbag who set up a 'shelter' for pissed off /b/tards.
With the constant stream of "ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH," /b/ eventually broke and nobody was able to post. Exiled /b/tards found a new home on the /trv/ board, where they raped the shit out of the place by posting porn images, CP, gore, camwhores, old memes and all that shit related to traveling. /b/'s invasion of /trv/ quickly earned a 60,000 GET, seen below.
/b/tards then took it upon themselves to spread their AIDS, cancer, and faggotry to /a/, /c/, /g/, /mu/, /v/, /tv/, and /x/, thus ruining 4chan even moreso than it already is. A mod then took it upon himself to ban ONE person, and then slunk back into his mother's basement once more where he can jerk it to pictures of 13-year-old boys.
Remix
On Wednesday, September 17, there was a troll thread about moot getting V& for Palin's email account being hacked. Many lulz were had, a fox news poll was rigged.
At that same time /b/ was changed to "/b/ - DESPICABLE, SLIMY, SCUMMY." with the text "reduxmix" and this remix of ROW! ROW! FIGHT THE POWAH
The New Flag For The UK
In late 2007, The Daily Telegraph held a competition to design the new Union Jack after a controversy caused by requests for the Welsh dragon to be incorporated into the design. The winner was the logo of a flaming skull with the Gurren Lagann sunglasses, on a Union Flag, which the newspaper mistook for a dragon despite the submitter stating "It's about doing the impossible and fighting the power." partyvan.info later chose this as its logo.
Bad translations
Swedish translation:
GÖR DET OMÖJLIGA
SE DOM OSYNLIGA
RO! RO!
KÄMPA MOT KRAFTEN!
RÖR DOM ORÖRLIGA
KROSSA DOM OKROSSBARA
RO! RO!
KÄMPA MOT KRAFTEN!
Aaaaaaaaand German:
MACH DAS UNMÖGLICHE
SIEH DAS UNSICHTBARE
RUDER! RUDER!
BEKÄMPF DIE MACHT!
BERÜHR DAS UNBERÜHRBARE
ZERBRICH DAS UNZEBRECHLICHE
RUDER! RUDER!
BEKÄMPF DIE MACHT!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Dutch:
DOE HET ONMOGELIJKE
ZIE HET ONZICHTBARE
ROEI! ROEI!
BEVECHT DE MACHT!
RAAK HET ONRAAKBARE
BREEK HET ONBREEKBARE (als je kijkt naar die "onbreekbare" glazen en kammetjes,kan dat best.)
ROEI! ROEI!
BEVECHT DE MACHT!
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