Kevin Neil Whitrick

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Kevin Whitrick (1965 - 3/23/2007) caused much Internet drama and became an hero after hanging himself...live on webcam.

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Kevin's pal talk account
Kevin's pal talk account
Before!!
Before!!
After!!
After!!
Jesus Christ it's a puma!
Jesus Christ it's a puma!
An Hero
An Hero
The instigator
The instigator
Famous last words!
Famous last words!
Did he ever find his iPod?
Did he ever find his iPod?

Apparently, Mr Whitrick from Wellington, Telford, Shropshire, England had chronic depression, so the best course of action for him was to be a camwhore. In the spirit of Brandon Vedas, he too wanted to prove he was hardcore, and went into a chatroom for spiteful trolls on Paltalk. He claimed he wanted to permaban himself from life, and other users egged him on. One member (in true English style) went as far as to say:

"Fucking do it, get on with it! Get it round your neck. For fuck's sake...he can't even do this properly!"

Of course, it was too late when soon after Whitrick was hangin from the ceiling like strange fruit hangin' from a poplar tree 1945 Mississippi.

[edit] Links

Kevin's Paltalk page

As reported in the UK press.

[edit] Lyrics

 
 
Southern trees bear strange fruit,

Blood on the leaves and blood at the root, White body swinging in the southern breeze, Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant south, The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth, Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh, Then the sudden smell of burning flesh.

Here is fruit for the crows to pluck, For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck, For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop, Here is a strange and bitter crop
 


 

—Lemmy Kilmister, Motorhead (actually by Billie Holiday, unless you're a stupid retarded faggot piece of shit)


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