Prostitute
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A prostitute is a disposable woman which is used for sex once then thrown away. It's polite to place the dismembered hooker in garbage bags once you're finished and leave her on a landfill, however many people simply leave her in a wooded area or dumpster, terrifying boy scout patrols and providing a quick meal for the homeless respectively.
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A People's History of Prostitution
At the dawn of history - around 6000 years ago or so - humankind had no money to speak of. Thus, man had to exchange goods and services via the barter system. The first known prostitute traded her beaver for his beaver pelts and thus, the occupation of prostitution began. Prostitution is the oldest known profession.
During the time of Jesus, prostitutes were widespread. Jesus himself kept a prostitute in his personal stable ranks and also kept company with a nice young lady named Mary Magdalene.
Many serial killers get off on killing them.
Women on LiveJournal Who May Be Prostitutes
- azad_slide
- pirat_ponton
- PussyCash - A very appropriate username
See Also
External Links
- John TV - Lots of lulz
- NVbrothels.net - Describes legal whorehouses in the good state of Nevada
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