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Prostatot

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Back view of a prostatot trying to conceal her premature b00bs while getting some raep time.

IRL, the term is for a pre-teen girl who dresses like a whore -- much like Hannah Montana and Jonbenét Ramsey. The LJ version may or may not dress like a whore, and may not neccessarily be a pre-teen or a girl. The LJ prostatot self-identifies with an eye-popping journal layout filled with garish graphics that shimmer and sparkle, making the text impossible to read. Not that you'd want to read any of it, or that you actually could read any of it, since the average prostatot tends to keep her OMG LOOK WUT MAHMEE BOT MEEH @ HAWT TOPIC entries for friends only.

The prostatot can often be spotted in communities devoted to creating icons or worshipping Avril Lavigne.

Prostatots usually get knocked up by the time they turn 16, at which point they become teen mothers, enhanced with a fugly baby and ghetto-unfabulous babydaddy.

[edit] A Typical Day of A Prostatot

This is a prostatot in its natural habitat doing her daily shameless self-promotion on teh internets waiting for the possibility that someone would give a flying crap on her underdeveloped vagoo and watermelons. She also wants MOAR candies. She is gonna get it, SRSLY.

[edit] Prostitot Action Shots

irl prostatot which will become a teenmommie in a few years.	A Real Life Prostatot	Prostatot asking for it	i'd hit that like the fist of an angry god
pedobear is going to be proud!!!11!!!	These Jew prostatots are proud because they did WTC! ZOMG!!11!!]]	A prostatot whoring herself by wearing a ZOMG so BR00T4L death metal shirt!111!!!!11