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On the last Wednesday in 2008, a legislative bill made it onto the California ballot. This legislation caused a great divide between those of differing ideologies, and some argued it would beckon the coming of Tacgnol. This legislation was known as Proposition 8; which ultimately ended up passing, causing California to be dangerously on the brink between America and converting over to Dumbfuckistan.

What the Proposition Entailed

Until your shitty show gets cancelled, of course.

Before the arrival of the Proposition, homosexuals were allowed to marry in California. The Proposition was designed to do the world a service and rid them of this "right". Every fag, dyke, transvestite, and fag enabler got extremely butthurt at the notion of this legislation. Since gays are every liberal's favorite new minority (sorry, nig-nigs), every fagnostic and hippie tried to rally people against the extreme win the Proposition brought.

However, their plans to ride the coattails of black butthurt for the past 100 years to victory failed, since blax (who are mostly FLAMING Christfags) and teh rest of society understands that, regardless of how much socialist propaganda the liberals shove down their throats, God still hates fags. Extra lulz since this includes Elton John, a washed-up cockrocker who may be best known today for spewing AIDS-saturated anal barf all over Princess Diana's funeral - with his stirring rendition of "Candle In the Ass."

Aftermath

Typical Proposition 8 ad

Lefties were enraged at the overwhelming support that blacks displayed for prop 8, and took the opportunity to show how caring and tolerant they were by lashing out at nigras (with liberal use of racial slurs), whether said nigras had supported it or not. Even more rage was directed at the Mormon Church, with calls for a boycott. Nothing says "diversity" like economic warfare!

The Passage of Proposition 8

Liberals are peaceful, loving people.

Proposition 8 was passed, and conservatives around the world rejoiced as the liberals could no longer tarnish marriage. However, the drama was only just beginning. The Mormon church had given money and told its members to vote in favor of passing the Proposition. Liberals, butthurt that the Proposition passed, tried to file lolsuits against the church to revoke its tax-exempt status. However, they were pwned since nobody gives a shit about gays anyway.

Web 2.0 "Activis"m

No one knows what they're trying to say. Probably something along the lines of "finger me NOW". This march was organized via Facebook.

Most activism against prop 8 hasn't gone past Facebook. If you actually have friends, it is highly likely that at least one of them has joined a group for BAWWWing about the Proposition's victory. Over 9000 such groups have been created so far, and what most people don't realize is, immediately after joining any of these groups, everyone will think you are gay.

IRL activism

Marriage is love, IRL. Of course, those rug munchers are quite butthurt about the Proposition.

PROP 8 IS APARTHEID

Since leftards can't settle for fagging up web 2.0, they decided to take their Failbook groups to the streets and organize massive marches and protests to show the world how butthurt they are. The gallery below should explain more than you ever wanted or needed to know. Most of the images are taken from the San Francisco, Nawlins, Seattle, and Los Angeles protests.

It makes you wonder, doesn't he look like he likes it?	As if nigger rallies weren't bad enough.	An anon (read: newfag) failing to do his lulzmaking duty.	I think those symbols should be switched, considering the anti-hate speech legislation most want to enact.	Gb2 Mexico