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Proabivouac is a totally non-gay henchman of the Wikipedia Jews and an "obsessive loose cannon who won't let things go, and insists on compounding the damage you've caused until it affects as many innocent people as possible, including the original victims."[1] Born to an rich family, he was kicked out of his preppy college and he spent Daddy's money to move to San Francisco and spend his adult life getting trashed and tranny chasing on the Internets. Proabivouac originally hated all non-Aryan Supermen, until Jayjg found him lying in the gutter and channelled his hate of sand niggers to train him into an Internet Muslim Hate Machine. A habitual substance abuser and alcoholic he does his best work wasted only to revert on the occasional day he's sober.

Contents 1 Life 2 TOW 3 B& 4 How to troll 5 See also

Life

Proabivouac's rich parents made sure he got into an expensive university, Occidental. However, one day while he was trying to enter the freshman dorms, a female RA caught him and called the popo, and he yelled at her calling her a cunt who should gb2kitchen. This being one of the most liberal universities in the country, he was kicked out on his bum. He spent the rest of daddy's money to move to San Francisco and spend it on blow and on not going to bath houses.

TOW

In 2005 Proabivouac came to TOW. Before this time, he knew that white men were the only superior beings on this planet. But the Wikipedia Jews caught wind of his anti-towelhead rants, and took him in and trained him to be an expert attack dog. He was eventually put on "probation", so his friends helped him create a new account, "Proabivouac", so he could wipe his arse on the Qu'ran once again.

Around this time Proabivouac developed a crush on Poetlister, but while hacking his new crush's e-mail for nude pix to facepaint, discovered that Poetlister and "her" sockpuppets were in fact an old limey named PoetGuy. Proabivouac hates teh ghey, and immediately freaked out, not realizing that there's no girls on the internet and he should've seen it coming all along. He wrote a shit-ton of tl;dr info on PoetGuy and submitted it to The Register and here on ED.

B&

Proabivouac decided to investigate every other female he had previously wanked to for evidence of cock, with the help of his oversighter buddies. He soon found one in Krimpet's panties, and posted dox on Wikipedia Review for all to see. However, Krimpet had sucked enough bureaucratic dick to make friends with the ArbCom, who pulled some strings and banned him from TOW.

Proabivouac has since set up shop on WR and MyWikiBiz sloppily collecting incorrect dox on TOW and WR administrators and posting them, usually retracting them the next morning when sober. He also kisses up to SlimVirgin and Alison, while feeling their crotches to check for willies.

How to troll

Mention his real name anywhere (which he gives out in his email address), or "/nick Sherilyn" and hit on him.

See also

• Poetlister
• Wikipedia Review

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