Fundamentalist
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fundamentalists ("fundies," "fgts") are closeted homosexual hardcore believers of their religion, which they believe is the only religion in the world that can accurately explain the truth about the history of the universe. The average fundamentalist, whether Christian, Muslim, Lord of the Rings fanboy, Star Wars fanboy, goth fangirl, or furry, spends most of his or her time on the Internet engaged in intellectual debate with other fundamentalists or atheists over subjects such as whether Jesus, Muhammad, or maybe even Insane Clown Posse wanted their followers to kill all the Jews, Arabs, fags, etc. True fundamentalists write slashfic based on favorite characters from their holy books, and constantly perform acts of kindness due to their beliefs. FundieMENTALists do not believe in science as they believe it is a trick of satan to mislead them. Fundies also do not waste their money on medicine and would rather pray in order to cure their cancer.
There are fundamentalists in every religion:
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Christianity
Note: Christian fundamentalists are identifiable by their large, incestuous families. The husbands refer to their wives as "Mrs. [their surname]". Fundamentalist wives, assuming that they have not had their tongues cut out, usually refer to their husbands as "my Master.", and are seen as baby-machines, as these crazy-ass fundies say that all birth control is wrong.
Communities
- Baptists
- Conservatives
- God Hates Fags
- Objectiveministries.com
- ReligiousFreedomWatch.com
- Republicans
- Teens-4-Christ
People on the Internets
- YouTube users:
- Christianhillbilly
- Preacher717
- VenomFangX
- JezuzFreek777
- Tony48219 -Murdered a fellow student for Jeezus
- Yokeup
- PeeFinster, probably one of the dumbest you'll ever meet.
- DeviantART:
- Other:
IRL
- Jack Chick
- Ann Coulter
- Jerry Falwell
- John Hagee
- Ted Haggard
- Sarah Palin
- Pat Robertson
- Kerney Thomas
- Jason Aula
- Way of the master
- The Rapture
- Myah Walker
- Dan Lirette
Scientology
Islam
Atheism
Internets
Trolling fundamentlists
- Tell them their religion is complete bullshit
- Tell them to experiment with other religions
- Ask their opinions on other religions
- Mention that their religion might not be true
- Here's for epic lulz. Become friends with a fundamentalist. Find another fundamentalist (same beliefs do not count). Copy that person's name. Tell the fundy you became friends with about this person. After that, watch the lulz from the two morons.
Remember: you can't spell "Fundamentalist" without "amen", "fun", "fund", "a", "mental" or "a list". Also, you can't be a fundamentalist if you're not an ass.
