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PowerfulHorse is a furfag artist who spends his time fapping off to overly muscled men in the gym. To make himself feel better about his hobby, he shoops teh heads of animals onto the steroid abusing men and calls them "artworks". One will notice that the arms of his "OCs" look as if they have been injected with cantaloupes. Like all furries, the internet is out to get him. He has the added handicap of being a spic, so when insulted, he will spout brilliant comebacks in Spanglish.
Stats
- RL Name: Flavio José Ontivero
- Home and cellphone Number: 4230 – 6624 and 15-6866-1363
- Fursona: Powerful Horse
- Age: 30 years old (mental age: 5)
- Gender: Male
- Location: 9 de Julio 3332, Buenos Aires, Lanús Este, CP 1824, Argentina.
- Born Feb-4-1980
- Sexual orientation:
CLOSETGAY (USED TO APPEAR AT GAYDAR! LOL)
(Some statements claim that he is currently with a girl. Of course, this will not mean that he is not gay… this just mean that he is a hyper-mega-giant-faggot who wants to deny how much he loves cock) Oh, there she is! Say hello to his girlfriend! Abel-a-trix!
Oops, found some gay photos @ SL
Noteworthy offenses:
- Founder of Universal Furry Union with moar faggots like him.
- Larger e-peen than Zeriara
- ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
- Thinks that DESU is stupid (BLASPHEMY! NOT ENOUGH DESU!!11!!).
- Currently making music! SOMEONE BURN MY EARS WITH HOT COAL!!!!!!
- Doesn't like lolcat, thinks Caturday is stupid, among other blasphemies.
- Concurs at "Gay Yiffy Club" in Second Life.
A little "about the UFU": The original name was UFL, but after some drama, they changed their names. Changing a name after drama is about as effective as deleting all your journals and leaving dA forever!!
E-Penis syndrome
FACT
The size of a person's E-penis and their IRL penis is inversely proportional. Ergo, the larger your E-penis, the smaller your dick. Usually people who have this syndrome (faggots, furfags, emos, goths)…have at least a gallery and LJ. Powerfulhorse is a perfect example of this, with his appropriately named fursona and implications of horsecock.
The Free Furry Union (UFL in Spanish) and Universal Furry Union (UFU)
The Free Furry Union was, originally, an idea made by two furries against United Furries Argentina (UFA) after the UFA tried to join a Union from Spain. PowerfulHorse took the name of Free Furry Union (UFL IN SPANISH) and took a different way than the two original furries had. This resulted in the original two being b& from the UFL and the change of the UFL to UFU.
Sum Data : This original furs were NEVER EVER part of the UFL, but Powerful added them to the list of members anyway. This brought the total number of members up to three.
MOAR data: In the original statement about the name change, Powerful said that he is NOT against UFA. This was because the name of UFL was used by the original furs owners of the original name of UFL to be against the UFA.
UFU (EX UFL)
The UFU is a Union of furfags who were butthurt with the rest of the internet and decided that making their own site would somehow fix it.
This Union is made of all the best artists of the furry fandom who decided that all was too much horrible for their Christian beliefs.
Almost all of the UFU are fags, who is kind of PARADOX because the founder, Powerfulslut, claims to be heterosexual and an "anti-gay".
(Although is known that in the UFACON, a furrycon made in Argentina, this slut wanted to "experiment". Of course, he now denies this because he don't want to accept that he loves cock, and claims that he was almost raped)
MOAR info about this shit
- The members, at the UFU website, are…Three furfags. PowerfulSlut, Starsoul and a hyperfag white cat called Tsubaki…WHICH IS ALSO A KITTEN! OMGZORS BABYFURS!!!!
- All of the members are gay. It seems that if you are furry and fag, you were "almost raped" and anyone haet yu.
- All of the members claim to be the most pretty and nice fag in the whole world, are against evil and stuff as faggish as that.
OMGZORS, MOAR CONTACTS
Starsoul: starsoul06@hotmail.com
BUTTHURT
There was originally sum tl;dr shit in here about some crapass groups that Powerfulhorse created and then either got kicked out of or got backstabbed or some shit like that. If the current editor can't understand it, how the fuck can anyone else? Gist:
Tl;dr version:
| —PowerfulHorse, Realizing about our article. And wanting people to be nice with him… of course, gentlemen, its lying. THE TRUE LIAR IS HIM. |
Long information is long.
OMGZORS TEH DRAMA
Once upon a time, a whore called Genoveva and a Ktulu spawn called Alfonso, met at a motel and Alfonso, after several infusions of beer, decided that fucking the bitch would be a good idea. This led to sum fun with farm animals, whereupon after a wild orgy with several sheep, a pig, and the family cat, they turned their lust upon an innocent horse, Lucy. Lucy was clearly asking for it, and nine months later gave birth to a horrible crossbreed with Asperger's syndrome.
The result: POWERFULHORSE!
Claiming to be heterosexual, this little cunt thinks that he is the alpha male, and you are nothing. And if you talk against him, then you are in a plot with the UFA to kill him.
Newsflash: Drawing yourself with females and doing the sex with them don't make you more macho. It just makes you look MOAR gay.
When nothing works
Logic used by great e-philosophers of our times states that, when you are surrounded by savage trolls, you must delete fucking everything and make another account where you use the same art, the same shit, the same everything you had just fucking deleted.
PowerfulWhore does not stay back, and is now "Farenheith", a fucking pegasus with the same fucking style, claiming that "Powerful Horse teached him how to draw with the only condition of be just like PH and to be his succesor" … because, you know, faking leaving the internetz must sound dramatic and like you will never come back, while you have this extreme suckpuppet that is YOU and although anyone notice that it's you, you claim that you are another person.
WHERE TO FIND HIM
Email Powerfulhorse@live.com.ar
(faggot changed e-mail…if you are truly a troll, you can guess immediately how it is now.
new email! powerfulhorse@gmail.com
(inventive, isn't he?)
MSN! For chats, yay!… in case you are stupid enough to don't know how to use gmail
powerful_horse@live.com.ar
New Chat and Email account
flavioontivero@gmail.com
KILL IT WITH SPAM!
Learn to Troll
A small guide to troll if you are too much of a fucking n00b that you don't even know how to copypasta.
Go to his guestbook. Post stuff like this:
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For some reason, this really seems to enrage him.
YOU can also post BREADFRUIT.
This seems to be some sort of meme found only in Argentina.
BREADFRUIT!
like this :
- Screencap
- Wash, rinse, repeat.
- ?????
- PROFIT!
A message from the Spanish community
Si borras este articulo,va a volver a aparecer. NO te vas a escapar facil del drama, porque vos lo buscaste.
Todos sabemos que no te violaron, y si lo hicieron, queremos pruebas.
Y se sabe que te la pasaste toda la convención furry haciendote el macho, y rogando que te la metan.
Y aparte : Dibujarte como un caballo musculoso y con un gran pene no te hace más macho…te hace más puto.
Nos ha llegado nueva información de que nos andas diciendo Furries. Estas muy equivocado.
No somos furries, sino gente mucho más inteligente que vos.
Las mentiras que andas diciendo por ahí, de que todos son unos mentirosos, son patrañas. Tenemos pruebas de lo hipócrita, inmaduro, tarado y puto reprimido que sos.
No estamos del lado de la UFA, ni de nadie.
Tambien anduve enterandome que andas acusando a gente que nada que ver en este asunto. YO soy Almafuerte. Y yo tuve más valor que todas esas putitas de la UFA que no te dijeron lo tremendamente puto y tragaleche que sos.
OTRO APARTE
EL TAMAÑO DEL E-PENIS Y DEL PENE REAL NO ES PROPORCIONAL.
con amor,y preservativos para evitar TU sida.
PD: Thnx to some user…it was very usefull the edition. I'm sorry for my very bad grammar, and my horrible way to just…stfu and write all don't even knowing what is wrong. Again, thnx.
'MANGOSTA'
This message mainly talks about how PowerfulHorse went to a furry convention solely to get buttsecks and how much a pussy he is.
Atrophysics
Recently Powerfulhorse has been using the excuse of being an astrophysicist (I guess he needs to study moar cuz he doesn't have any diploma) to close himself on his little perfect world where he can play with his rubber dildos when nobody is seeing him.
The fact is, he couldn't get a better image of himself due to drama…OH NOEZ!!!1²DDD= D=< DRAMADRAMALOLLOLLOL YOU LULZER Repeating what a real astrophysicist said once make he FELLS he's moar intelligent, and make us MOAR intelligent ;)
FA Drama
He also has been banned forever from FurAffinity. He just couldn't stop with his Macho insults and threats. But that wasn't Enough for him, He decided to pull an angry fit and went for the members of WTF_FA and sent Lulsy comments full of Daisies and Flowers.
With this Lovely Tittle: Como estas pedaso de hijo de puta
Translation: How are You Piece of Son of a Bitch
How are you , you fucking piece of faggot, human trash, I would love to be near you to break all your bones one by one, you are nothing but an AIDS-filled faggot that deserves the most painful death of the world only for generalize everyone that has contact with you in your sorry-ass person. You will blow soon and I will pee in your trash of a grave and everyone will be happy that you die and your dirty soul will be destroyed so you will never bastardice anyone more with your extreme faggotry. I am Homophobic of fucking sorry-ass faggots like you, and I am also an antifurry because of trash and human waste like you make me hate furries with my soul. I would love to see you pay one ?????? (Srsly what the fucking shit) for that that scandal of AIDS-dreaded histerical gay thing you have been doing of my persona, I hope to see you dead soon. I shall see you in hell you fucking bastard .
PH IS MAKING MUSIC!
Make my ears burn with melting pus of an elephant anus. Powerful Whore is making music!
At first I couldn't believe it… then, someone told me that yes, HE IS FUCKING MAKING MUSIC AND IT CAN MAKE YOUR BRAIN MELT OR TRANSFORM IN JELLY.
His music is from 80's. He rapes Queen, Led Zeppelin, and many more.
Journal about hiz muzikz He is now planning to take out a CD
music industry must have lack of musicians since Britney Spears got into a psychiatric institution and all that bullshit.
FA Drama, Sock Puppet number two
When we finally had some peace of mind, Powerful Horse decided it was a great idea to come back to Fur Affinity creating a new, original and totally different character named Star-Light. The reason why he made a new account was because he actually e-mailed Dragoneer and Dramatus asking for permission to make a new account. Since he never got an answer, his little mind understood that it was totally ok and awesome to go ahead with the plan!
Of course that after insulting all the members of the UFA, random friends of those members and even Dragoneer himself, he got a nice perma-ban sammich served with lulz and chiantti.
It was presented as a new member of the furfag nation, mysteriously drawing the same crap, the whiny music, broken English translator overdose. Of course, it was a brand new member, totally not Powerful Horse.
But he made a fatal mistake! He actually made contact with the demonic forces of the UFA, who played along with him, until he posted a very heterosexual, straight, macho submission. A Donkey on a red diapper right here! That's when they nailed him, got a nice "BAN EVADER!" shout on his shoutbox, reported and banned.
Now how these masters of the puzzle solving, trouble shooting and overall gods of the lulz found that Star-Light was Powerful Horse? Because of this little morsel on Powerful Horse's Deviantart. It seems that nobody told him that if you make a new account, you don't leave the name on the old one.
After he found out that his new account was banned, he did what any sane and smart person would do in his place.
Open not one, not two… but fifteen new accounts! Here they are:
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse01
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse02
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse03
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse04
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse05
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse06
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse07
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse08
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse09
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse10
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse11
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse12
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse13
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse14
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/powerfulhorse15
And now on Deviantart!
Powerful Horse LOVES to hide and report as spam EVERYTHING. Make sure you read the source code!
DevianTART changed the damn code, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
After harassing the shit out of anyone from Argentina, furry and with a DA account. A miracle happened!
An Anonymous user actually found the morph used to make this amazing picture right here. You can tell the similarities to this one here. So he sent a friendly note to Dineegla @ DA.
The story goes that circa 2007, Powerful Horse got the morphed picture from Morphed Muscle, a pay gay site… and added his trademark shitty horse head on it. Little he knew that the morph was made and copyrighted to Dineegla.
Hilarity ensues! Specially here and here!
Of course, Powerful Horse took it as an attack to his rock solid heterosexuality and a crap fest started on Dineegla's profile and journal.
And guess who appeared out of nowhere to the rescue? Yes! His girlfriend! Abel-a-trix!
You can totally tell it's a real profile because of the details, the photos of her, specially the ones with Flavi-oh!
BAN EVASION IS AWESOME - Take 3
Because he just wanted to evade SUSPENSION. And as everyone know You can't get away from THE BANHAMMER… or SUSPENSIONHAMMER, whichever is the case right now.
Anyways, while we were all looking around and enjoying our "JEWS DID WTC" day… PowerlessHorse decided to evade a suspension that was done yesterday by the DeviantArt Staff in his last account.
You can spam and report in his new DA.
http://powerfulhorse2010.deviantart.com/ BANHAMMERED TO DEATH
Remember kids, trying to get away from THE BANHAMMER means that you will be permaban'd. Always read the FAQ, and STOP-REPORTING-THAT-WHO-REPORT-YOU-FROM-EVADING-SUSPENSIONS OR BANS.
Shouting everybody who tells you that you are raping the policy and terms from the site "YOU ARE REPORTED" doesn't make you smarter or will help you to get away from the suspension.
Orobas2012: PowerfulHorse Verbose Personality
First of all, we must tell that PowerfulHorse suddenly got assburgers, and make an online DA-Friend called Orobas2012.
And friendship came along, where PowerfulHorse (as Orobas2012) praised himself and his art.
But then the storm came, because people discovered quickly that they were the same person by a journal that Orobas posted which (Oh, good heavens!) was the same journal that PowerfulHorse posted that same day, at the same hour, at the same minute.
So PowerlessHorse decided to invite Orobas to his DA account. Oh, and made a fake picture for the lulz!
HACKING ATTEMP?! LOL WUT
Anyways, after the Orobas incident happened, PowerfulHorse started to be some squizo and for some days, his "Orobas" personality insulted with pseudo-verbose comments to other users in DeviantArt.
But today the lulz happened. Someone actually hacked PowerfulHorse DeviantArt account, and posted a nice journal saying the following.
The hacker decided to invert some time and modified PowerfulHorse icon, his ID, and posted "apologies" into other deviants that PowerfulHorse attacked.
We must congratulate the Anonymous DeviantArt user who did this work, and rise him on a temple for a work that should have been done last thursday for the win/fail.
Hack Evasion nº1
When you think that it's over for a while, PowerfulHorse appears again with a new account.
SeptimoArcangel, his new brand ban-evasion account.
Because someone can't handle being hacked, amirite?
Oh, and you can report him for stealing his own artwork, since the gallery of PowerfulHorse (hacked or not) still have the original works.
By the way,he posted on his own hacked account with this, so he just shouted to the world "I'M POWERFULHORSE! HACK ME AGAIN! IT MAKES ME HORNY!"
Gallery
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Fan Arts
 He will report you! |
 REPORT-U-KEN! |
 omnomnomnom… |
 Now in bars! |
 Flavio getting unbanned! |
 Hawt hetero action! |
Advice PowerfulHorse says…
 Oh,an Advice PowerfulHorse. |
 Forget arguments,insulte people…? |
 O Rly? |
 And another one… |
 Oh a base! Now you can make your own Advice PowerfulHorse. |
External Links
Maybe we should screencap before posting new links =3
- Shittyart account!.
His webpage made of fail and aidsOH! NOES! FROZEN!Clever old chap…Peek-a-boo! =^_^= And he died from the scare, LOL!- 455921270 on Myspace New account is new!
powerfulhorse on DevianTARTBANHAMMERED ONCE AGAINseptimoarcangel on DevianTARTYou can run, but you can't hide… Target eliminated.powerful-horse on DevianTARTANOTHER NEW ACCOUNT… BALLETEED!!- MY EYES BURN!!!! AAAAAAAAARGH fucking dead
- The faggot has sum WikiFur! Although noone knows him at all. Made by a furfag nutkisser
PowerfulHorse on Youtubeclaims that he's not PowerfulHorse anymore because it seems he figured out he's a whore. Balleteed- PowerfulHorse on Youtube Nevermind, he has returned! And "MetalAudion"? What the fuck?
- OMGZORZ FORUUUUUM!!!!!! IT'S FULL OF AIDS AND FAIL. And will possible be filled up with all his haters. baaaaaaaaaaw!!!! :'(
- This WAS the page of the current Universal Furry Union
Gaydar Account Possible a troll,but all photos were REAL OMG.Bawlleted- New and updated Gaydar Account! Again, possible a troll,but all photos were REAL OMG.
- New Sockpuppet Claims to be another person,but in fact,is just PH with another fursuit.
- PowerfulHorse on FurAffinity Banned
- His other shared FA account Banned
- I can post some stolen artz? His sexy VCL arts
Elfwood Account Hi Gays! I am totally not furry!Look how serious I am that I deleted this account! LoL!- Bigger Penor Forum Look who wants a bigger peniz!
- Google's Webmaster help forum The bitch wants the article removed and removed from Google… Tee-hee!
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