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- fartbuttface you may know him as "The Halo Kid" Profile
this fag makes "koo halo weps out of cardboard"and unnervingly accurate dioramas of halo 3 maps BEWARE OF TROLLING HIS VIDS! some butthurts on the tubes will flame your ass off. apparently this fag also makes "skate vids" he MUST BE ED'D
Weed-loving hype man for a series of eponymous skate videos. Lulzworthy because of how he became An Hero. He jumped through a seventh-story hotel window while tripping on LSD. MYSPACE (suggested trolling): http://www.myspace.com/its_fern News Story and partial dox: http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=11&articleid=20080404_11_Tulsa84247&archive=yes
- 30 something wannabe-asspie who hates on anyone that isn't socially retarded like him!
- GEEK PRIDE! biotch!
- Mac enthusiast, and lip-synching mansonite, also an accomplished poet "I've wroten a shitload more poems"
- Gay, emo, furry. Has posted a "To The Fur Haters" video and pulled it, and made a "Why I'm Not Emo" video. All around homo.
- 30 year old furfag, created a furry manifesto, lol this guy's SERIOUS!
- Righteously defends any far faggots and their allies and blocks you if you disagree with her at all; "wtf? i go to church and pray EVERY sunday so fuck off. Also, im babtized so leave me alone. Whats on my page has NOTHING to do with being christan, so leave me alone. If i get one more rude comment from u, i WILL get my friends to attack u. Btw: Did u consider HOW i was going to feel when u put that comment on my channel? Appariently not. I will give u ONE chance and ONE CHANCE ONLY to prove that u can be nice. I suggest u change before it was too late." LULZ, remember no furry can seriosuly claim to be a christian or beleiver in any of the three Abrahamic religions (islam, christianity and judaeism) because being a furry is tantamount to pagan animal worship, lol fucking morons.
- LULZ WTF Egoistic Lulz Cow who claims GOV owes him $10000000,he has over 1550 videos and responds to any video against him.Maybe the next Male Gay Diamond... OMG Watch This Now.
- Asking For It I LOLED SO HARD.
- This guy is ripe for trolling. Another fundamentalist, he honestly believes, and I quote, that "all science is lies." He claims to invite debate, but when someone proves him wrong, he says that they "didn't even touch the subject." He thinks that Black Sabbath was the first metal band. He has terrible taste in music. He believes that (I'm not joking here) that God makes planes fly. He has a Myspace and a Xanga. His AIM is Love4Christ964. His birthday is November 26. Read the "Heroes" section of his Myspace. It's fucking scary what he actually beleives.
- Made a video Video "Geek girls can be hot because I'm a geek and I'm hot and look at all these Star Wars and WoW and Tolkien books I have and these Transformers and these weapons and anime and I know what the TIE in TIE Fighter stands for and I am too a geek!"
- Bitter atheist, who is trying to get Anonymous to be his personal army to go after "Christian Fanatics" and boycott the Olympics Profile
- OSA bully, brags about how he got Wise Beard Man banned.
- A fat, retarded Finnish guy who went from an extreme atheist to a Bible-thumpin', Jesus fuckin' Christian. He is also obsessed with boxing and about every aspect of it, he punches like a sissy little girl and does not have great form with it. He thinks he's going to be in the next Olympics, but how fat he is. They'd turn him down. Not to mention, he thinks Wii is the most amazing system ever because he can box virtual people and lose lots of weight.
- Woman with crazy obsession for garbage trucks and used diapers, used to be on Flickr.
- An idiot with a huge case of unwarranted self importance, absolutely no knowledge concerning game history or the English language, stutters worse than a Pinto engine, and worst of all, he has this close-knit legion of retarded fans. Also, an annoying voice and a fucking chin strap. He's also a HUGE christfag, who thinks that anyone who disagrees with his interpretation of the bible is a heretic who's taking the verses out of context, e.g. that Leviticus doesn't condemn gays. He's also a creationist, and thinks that morals come from the bible; that if evolution were true, there would be no morals, and even believes that if you don't believe in god and live a good honest life, that your fear of being arrested makes you immoral, yet a fear of burning in hell forever makes you a good moral person thereby making him beyond insane, worthy of stoning and a general fucktarded faggot who can't have a rational discussion to save his fucking life. He also doesn't seem to realize that by being a dogmatic, fucktarded, hateful, bigoted, fuck with a holier-than-thou attitude, that he's embodied everything wrong with the religious right that he claims to despise.
- A weeaboo nigger with ADHD who talks like a postpubescent Urkel after 74 espressos. It "REALLY GRINDS HIS GEARS" when he is called a fag, n00b, troll, etc., and he will respond to such keen observations violently, often with "Christ-damn motherfucking JOCL-copter ("jumping off a cliff laughing")" anger "without the slightest hint of mercy or remorse!!!11!1," followed by immediately Blocking the offender. Unlike traditional niggers, Cyclolpsis has the ability to shoot "Hyper Ultimate Shinkuu Kamehame-Hadoukens" at his enemies rather than bullets. Like traditional niggers, he is stupid enough to believe that Massachusetts is a city.
- Desperate to save their shit reality show, a TV producer and former contestants have turned to viral video and at least 100 fantards have made "save teh moal!!!1" videos.
- IRL Troll that antagonizes random Latin(o/a)s in Los Angeles. For example, he likes to pick-up random day-workers in front of Home Depot, tell them that he has a job and then proceeds to drive to the local Immigration and Naturalization office.
- Tranny clone of Chris Crocker. Not even trying to be original.
- Marina Orlova (see TOW) Profile
- Hot as fuck Russian chick who discusses the etymologies of words. Trolled Wikipedia once. Is mentioned briefly in the YouTube View Fraud article. Hotforwords is a redirect there.
- nealadamsdotcom Profile. I've already mentioned this guy on ED:NEEDED, but this page might be more suitable. Believes that the Earth is expanding like a balloon, and has made a ton of vids about it. Accuses anyone who disagrees with him of being a creationist.
- Goosh Goosh Profile
- Completely batshit insane user with numerous rambling videos about chemtrails, HAARP, orbs, etc...basically convinced the government is out to get her. For example, a video "showing" her house shaking from nearby government tests. As comments point out, she is kicking the tripod.
- Up and coming cult leader stationed in Korea at an air force base (do some Googling, look up the registrar of his site, 'cause that info isn't completely obvious from his videos). He, Gregory, vows to create a video every single day, many of which contain subliminal messages (not even kidding, check the "I'M SO DEATH MACHINE" video and pay close attention to the between-scene graphics). He is the owner of onision.com and if you frequent the forums, you'll quickly find that his followers are at cult status (they sport "Join the Onision Revolution" banners in their sigs). He recently made a "Post your icky face" video and youtube user, Soscla, replied and introduced her video with, and I quote, "ok, Onision told me to be ugly, and I'm just going to do it, because I have to". Onision often makes "Onision Philosophy" videos in which he explains his cult-views which are highly praised by his followers. His ideology was once challenged on his site and keen to cult leaders, he responded with extreme sensitivity and poetic devices such as "you're pissing on the Onision Revolution". Eventually, Onision flat out deleted the conversation from his site after realizing the user was getting the best of him (I'm going to try to recover the convo). He frequently forces his loli wife to participate in his videos. His ideology is conveniently displayed at http://onision.com/biography.html which is worth a look. He is constantly getting into trouble with the air force in Korea due to his "extreme peace" stance. He once scolded a forum member for asking if martial arts for health and exercise was OK.. (I really do mean EXTREME peace stance). His video, "I'M SO GAMER" was featured on youtube. He has said that "Onision" is his ideal form and his followers are part of the "Onision Revolution". To go along with his "IM SO" videos, he creates crappy music on his keyboard. According to Gregory, Onision means "One Divine Community". He also is a critic of "sacks of fat," or tits in normal human language. He shows much contempt to women who show cleavage. Fag?
- Watching at least one of his videos will give you that odd sort of embarrassing-empathy feeling.
- Pre-teen kid who needs to die, looks severely deformed, has a red afro & braces...yet somehow has the time to feel good about himself and spray his deformed face all over Youtube.
- I was surprised there's not already an article on him.
- You can't unsee it.
- This guy is fucking amazing, he's the number one voice for Politics a guy who straight talks like no one else and speaks from the heart and hits harder than a heavyweight slugger. Just watch his biting jabs into the bullshit that is OBAMAILURE
- Cutting edge punditry on the final debate
- If you are going to have a page on someone this is it, he is the conservative voice who has yet to be discovered.
- This guy at least needs to be put on watch for future lulz. As FAIL as a christfag can be, this guy epitomizes what it means to be a fucking creep, right down to the greasy face pubes and videos he makes in his fucking car while stalking little girls. Could be nothing, but could be a FAILBOMB ABOUT TO EXPLODE AT ANY MINUTE OMG.
- A fad that started on Something Awful that slithered its way onto YouTube, where it spread like AIDS in Habbo's pools. Basically, it consists of the person playing a video game (often very badly) while rambling on about stuff you could care less about or just being plain unfunny. Hey, we have Let's Play with YouTube...why not have an article on the fad that started it all?
- Bible-thumping, shut-in, who believes Liberals are going to Hell.
- Fanatical Jonas Brothers fan, who cannot take the fact that her favorite band in reality sucks ass compared to everything, leave a a comment on her profile, for hilarous and "original" comebacks
Stupid ugly whore who needs to shut the fuck up and die. She's unfunnier than unfunnypedia.
An admitted plushophile that has the dream of becoming a troll in order to defend the furries on Youtube. Makes sence since he is a loyal supporter of wolfeedarkfang.
Fat ugly butch lesbian who talks about her grandfather and shit we could care less about.
retarded otherkin that makes shitty music videos with wolf's rain and shitty MSpaint animations. can porduce massive lulz and has some retarded friends that go apeshit if you say anything than good work what her fantard thinks of her work "OMG IT'S SO OOD!!!!! I can't draw like that. Hehe I hate drawing eyes so much on people because the eyes I draw only fit dogs lol. BUT THIS IS SO GOOD!Don't say it sucks!"on this video Link
Azn. or possible weaboo who was real butthurt by the fact that Super Smash Bros. Brawl had gay music. So it became his obsession to make Super Smash Brawl videos with other music. Calls is Music that could have worked or MTCHW for short. Also has a boyfriend called egallardo.
Also known as Politically Aware Video Game Nerd. He's a porto Riican nerd. Copycat of ryuji92. Also makes stupid shit like reversing videos or putting them in G Major. Was real butt-hurt because youtube took off all his videos. Also likes nigga girls. And has wet dreams about Michelle Obama. And has 2 fag friends called Giganerd17 and OniLordMiki
HowTheWorldWorks (Lee Doren) (Joined: December 12, 2008) is the jewtube equivalent of Sean Hannity and the future VP under Pres. Sarah Palin. He has recently had conflict with both TheAmazingAtheist and thunderf00t which resulted in him gaining more popularity than Michael Savage and Rush Limbaugh combined, at least that's how he imagines the situation. But in reality, the only reason people subscribed to his channel was to watch him attempt to pick up the pieces after a major pwnage, but unbeknownst to both TheAmazingAtheist and tf00t, his ego-level is over 9000, and it may be impossible for any mortal to make him realize what a fucktard he is. An interesting fact about HTWW: he is unable to blink due to a freak accident while fapping to furry porn (nobody ever said it isn't dangerous being a furry!). He also made a video stating that the only reason people give his videos 1-Star is because they don't bother watching them, not realizing that this sort of thing would only make people want to 1-star his videos without watching just to piss him off. He manages to make Glenn Beck look sane.
UPDATE: Was recently talking shit about The Young Turks about Universal Healthcare. Was invited to the show for a debate Cenk Uygar and was promptly pwned
A Juggalo faggot who makes videos in his Mom's garage while smoking a hookah. He makes tl;dw videos about Juggalo e drama and Trolls. He stands up for known Pedophiles such as Rootbrian and JuggaletteJenny. XrissXrow also has multiple personality disorder and is well known to have at least three different personalites such as Xriss, Xrow and Coccaine the Clown. Side note he often aruges with his other personalites and get's into e fights with them. XrissXrow is an easy target for Trolls beacause he is a total newfag to the internets.
Also referred to as NVP. A fat gamer nerd who believes he is extremely intelligent and attempts to "PWN" people. However, in reality, his videos are quite possibly the worst ever made, and they deserve to be sent to hell for being nigger-esque. He is also a failed An Hero, as mentioned here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIbF8w7MuZ0.
TheAtheistAntidote (AKA Brock Lawley) is a virgin christfag who wants nothing more than to be an atheist so he can have pre-marital sex (preferably with Jesus). Thus, he spends all his time talking about how silly he thinks atheists are. He also runs a website where he temps to get people even more retarded than he is to buy "The Atheist Antidote" merchandise. Got caught plagiarizing all of his videos. Lulz!
Known as ShowNoMercy or simply SNM, is an overweight faggot deprived of lulz. He is a mallcore newfag whose favorite band is Trivium and is a pussy blocker. Every video this kid has made reaks of fail.
A successful troll group, trolling hundreds of metalfags every day, especially the Anti-Disney Movement.
A rather new member in the Atheist circle-jerk with TheAmazingAtheist, fakesagan, Saturninefilms, and TOMMYfromtheBRONX. Pretty much the crack-addicted Aspergers kid of the group.
Tacky is a weaboo youtube user who has bucket loads of unwarrented self importance and claims to be trolling any youtube user who is more popular than her. She disables all ratings, and will only allow comments when she approves them, however this is not a majour issue as she likes to get all her fans to attack the comment of a person who says something she doesn't like, meaning plenty of lulz. She seems completely unaware of how shitty her animations are and will always use her own work as an example of doing it right.
Ethiopian narutard that vlogs about his life and how his previous accounts Kyumon and Kyumon2 got suspended for posting up gameplay of a shitty Naruto game that no one cares about.
A mexican who uses his amazing editing and hacking skills on an awesome fighting game called Super Smash Bros. Brawl. He usually makes parodies with the Brawl characters, Captain Falcon, Snake, Zero Suit Samus, and sometimes Ganondorf and Kirby. His videos are usually contained with extremly funny shit or remakes of his old parodies. Hes appearantly cares for the enviroment and animal protection, even though the characters he usually uses human characters. Just like every other Mexican he is socially behind, especially when it comes to memes.
Some unfunny fuckwad that makes Guitar Hero/Rock Band related videos. I thought he had deleted his account but guess I was wrong. Someone apparently hacked him because he's such a cool gai.
A huge animu fanboy who thinks that FUNimation is the next coming of Jesus Christ and fanboys it so much it's not even funny. Also whines about weaboos who watch subbed anime over dubbed and bitches at them because they're not supporting his almighty god FUNimation.
Basically a YouTube version of MacGyver. Doesn't really "hack," makes shit out of household items (hence the name). Not sure if it would really make a lulzy article but they're pretty popular.
Furry who has a sonic fetish (Don't they all?) and seems to think people care about his playthroughs. Trolling is highly suggested.
An azn that got #2 on top subscribers as a comedian, parodies lots of movies and other crap.
An azn that blogs on YouTube about stuff, he is in the top subscribers.
A Twilight loving, cheese whore, and weeaboo.
A total e-drama whore who BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW's whenever people make commentaries on his videos. Preferably Darkscream217. And also likes to do sexual things to his enemies virtually.
A 32 year old man who still listens to Cheetah Girls as he threatens everyone on youtube about his 3,000 gang members and 3,000.. wait.. 2,000. Oops, 5,000 pit bulls on you. This sad pathetic (probably) teenage girl has over 9 pages of insults on his comment section.
A total fantard of the game NiGHTS into Dreams... for the Sega Saturn and notably NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams for the Wii. Plays with her NiGHTS plushies like some sort of autistic little kid.
Tells stories about her wisdom teeth. Has herpes on her lips. Sings a lot.
A debator that is always doing it wrong and lives in his own fantasy world.
The amount of faggotry for this one is insane. He is known to have NO LIFE at all. He holds the world record for the highest Guitar hero Score ever. He also consistanly gets raped by Fluffy aka "the cat",the only one in his family thats lulz worthy
Krazie316 is a self-loathing homosexual. He hates his own faggotry so much that he and his cousin Profile post videos nearly every day explaining why gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married. Krazie is the kind of guy that, when asked if he is married, will answer, "yes" and for some reason add, "TO A WOMAN!" which shows exactly how (in)secure he is about his sexuality. It is speculated that his wife is really a dude (probably one of his male family members). It is also speculated that Krazie has over 9000 gay porno DVDs in his collection - this would explain how he is able to explain homosexual acts in such specific detail.
he makes videos of him singing his own songs in womens underwear. surprisingly has fans. doesn't seem to have been trolled. some of his vids aren't for the faint of heart.
(also josh hicks or nakedfatboy) A Gorilla199 fanboy who makes videos including him going around without a shirt on drinking water in a vodka bottle and acting like he can beat anyone up. Also post a simple disagreement on one of his videos and he will send his minions to fail at insulting you, resulting in massive lulz. Seriously, try it. He is also a Christfag, and believes god put Mcdonalds on the earth. This kid needs an article as much as NightVisionPhantom.
(A.K.A Malak1147) Probably the queen of furries everywhere. He makes videos about furries, he supports furries, and he makes music videos about a certain coyote and roadrunner having gay relations! What a freak!
A butthurt faggot who thinks his opinions are god and gets butthurt when you criticize him and thinks that anyone else who has an opinion going against his deserves to die. Desperately needs his own article because of vast amounts of drama and videos about said drama between him and BigAl2k6, DarkStream, SaitoKojima, and a bunch of YouTube tards.
Some fag who thinks he has balls because he went to a convention and got a poster signed by the voice of Megatron. Has also talked shit about various other Youtubers saying that he's better than them because he goes out and hangs with his family.
A conflicting, polarizing little faggot with an obsession with the color green and had many fueds on the Internet from BigAl2k6 (who Nytroxious believes is the fat nerdy YouTube nobody version of Adolf Hitler) and his fans to Spax3 (who Nytroxious cleverly made fun of, until Spax used his e-lawyering bullshit) and his fans. It's very hard to trust this guy. He's secretly in love with some YouTuber she-male named RWR01, but he won't admit it.
A 16 year old Sonic fanboi with aspergers, famous for his drawings of cross breedings between Thomas The Tank engine and Sonic. Eli is known for creating loads of drama on youtube about the smallest things and displays behavior similar to Chris Chan since he has some sort of BDSM fantasy about Sonic. His parents also have Youtube accounts after he talked them into it.
An annoying attention whore who wants Chimchar's cock. Also, she's a fatass.
A MAJOR fatass. Majorrrrrrrrr. He's about 400 pounds and seems to enjoy ranting, He finally lost it Last Thursday [1]
A britfag Christian asspie who creams himself at anything related to The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Will bitch, moan, and pretend to leave YouTube if he recives the slightest negative comment. In need of article due to major faggotry that ensues with anything he makes. Denies being a weeaboo and claims to despise them, but he clearly is one. Always disables ratings and sometimes comments. Troll for massive lulz. Deviantart account link on his profile.
A psychopathic attention whore who believes everyone is controlled by worms. Also enjoys fucking dead bodies. Responds to trolls no matter what.
A whiny little bitch hell bent on becoming the next Fred.
Convicted child molester who makes lame stunt videos in an effort to attract young boys to his secluded London, Ontario Canada farm. See also davidsfarm.info
The fatass masculinity-confused member on youtube that is currently the ultimate troll. No one knows why he wastes his time doing it, but there maybe some reasons.
An extremely effeminate conservative youtuber who is exactly like the annoying unfunny guy at work who seems to think he is hilarious. After his gay sex partner HowTheWorldWorks was raped by TheAmazingAtheist Steven became jealous and began to needlessly make 90% of his videos responses to TheAmazingAtheist. Sadly he was denied the c0ck and as a result began whoring himself out to PajamasMedia, an incredibly retarded neo-con website. Now each Thursday he spreads his cheeks and excretes a new wad of AIDS in the form of a video, each more fail ridden than the last. Despite his anti-gay rights stances it is clear to everyone except him that he enjoys penis.
A BAAAAWWWWW Baby who takes even the smallest amount of trolling very seriously, and will wish death upon anybody who "bullies" him. He is also known to make raging DeviantART Journals on people who make fun of him or "Beat a dead horse". So watch out! Because if you dare to make fun of him, he WILL make a raging Journal about you and wish death upon you, an exercise that has struck fear into the hearts of many trolls.
The biggest tourneyfag lolcow this side of Dylan Tnga. Makes about 9000 videos a day of him playing the latest overhyped Xbox game or a series of videos of him playing Street Fighter IV accompanied with his whining and bitching about how online play sucks.
24 year old mentally challenged mexican guy from chicago who fails at every attempt to be cool. Careers that he has failed in are rapper, reageton artist, hip hop producer, life, and now vlogger."
A fat blue haired tranny with a beard that he refuses to shave.
AKA WolfmanVSTheWorld and Jerome Moneypenny, Wolfman is a fat, mentally retarded, weeaboo manchild who is obsessed with anime to the point in which he believes its some kind of powerful force rather than just cartoons from Japan. His comments are more than not often filled with broken english, resulting in lulzy responses to trolling. He also has a billion sockpuppet accounts and will flag any video that criticizes or otherwise insults him in any way.
