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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

As if charging the celebrity centre with katana blades wasn't awesome enough, leave it to a celebrity family to up the ante by driving their motorbike into the bath.

John Travolta is presently trying tearfully to explain to the world that there was absolutely nothing wrong with his son and that everything was all OK. Oh, and also where the hired caregivers were when the kid went for a bath and turned up dead a day later.