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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Attention: THE US HABBO HOTEL HAS BEEN FORCED TO PERMANENTLY CLOSE THE POOL AFTER A VISIT FROM HEALTH INSPECTORS.

Warning!:

“	Pool's Closed. Due to AIDS. This is for your protection. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU...	„

Pool's closed is a catchphrase, usually referring to the existence of AIDS in the pool. It is uttered frequently by the 13-year-old-boys when they "close pools" for health and safety reasons.

Why would 13-year-old-boys all across the basement risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown here.

An IRL case

• HIV-Positive Toddler Banned From Pool. He is black, too! (also, note how the father's name is "Dick Glover")

Another IRL case

A fictional case

A fictional case real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to owing to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.

Baby Ruth Candy Bar

In video games

Gallery of Images

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This image offended Mary Alice Altorfer. Useful for permanently spraying on and around pools. Fail Win

Gentlemen, the pools closed! Obamacare lulz Pool's Closed MAH BOI [1] epic lulz This nigra has been closing pools for over 9,000 years. A health class textbook spreads evil lies. Epic lulz on Gmod. Escooze meh, pool iz klozed cuz of AIDS. Pool's Closed Raid in WoW 2008-07-17. Pool's closed. Improved quality of original. OWN3D But now they do. The newest character from FFXIII Oh, the pity... Auschwitz pools RuneScape's closed! POLAND'S CLOSED Nigras have spread AIDS to whitey and are seen fleeing from the scene. Pool's closed!!! Will Smith inspires Chanology retard says POOLS CLOSED Pool closing experts Pool's open again! Oh exploitable Reasonably exploitable In Soviet Russia, Pool closes YOU!! LOCH'S CLOSED Gyo Edit U413's closed

Further reading

• The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
• The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
• The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
• The Great IRL London Raid of July 2008 [2]
• Pool's Closed Poll Option Raid
• Mary Alice Altorfer
• Operation Close The Pool
• Pool's Closed/ASCII

External Links

• Pool's Closed Site
• Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff
• Wikipedia is closed
• Pool closed due to AIDS!
• Pools Closed in TX | YT Mirror | RS Mirror
• Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite
• Pool Closed Discussion from SF lol
• New York Times Pools Closed
• McGay Hatch of the No Cussing Club's school. It has a pool. You know what to do.

Pool's Closed is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻

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Pool's Closed is part of a series on the Habbo raids.

Afroduck • /b/lackup • Drama Hotel • Duncan • EFG Day Raid 07 • Habbo Hotel • Habbo /B/lockade • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006/LOL • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008 • The Great Habbo Raid of July 2010 • MLK day raid • Thelostcup • Nigras • Nigras of Doom • Pool's Closed • A Shameful Failure

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