Pool's Closed
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Attention: Only faggots still take part in this, the lowest form of internet terrorism. Cease and desist. This is so 2006.
NOTICE: AS OF 2/24/2009 THE POOL CAN NOT BE CLOSED!
Habbo's admins have made a way to walk through people, thus causing ladder-blockers to have no effect...FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT JUST /b/LOCK NEAR THE LEMONAIDS STAND. ALSO NON-ENGLISH HOTELS REMAIN UNALTERED AND NOBODY KNOWS WTF TO DO ABOUT NIGRAS THERE.
- 26/5/09 NEVAR 4GET ON Habbo.co.uk, BLOCKED NEXT TO LEMONAID STAND. RAID LASTED OVER 2 HOURS. EPIC LULZ WERE ACHIEVED WITH OVER 24 BLOCKED.****
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Pool's closed is a catchphrase, usually referring to the existence of AIDS in the pool. It is uttered frequently by the 13-year-old-boys when they "close pools" for health and safety reasons.
Why would 13-year-old-boys all across the basement risk their lives for such a cause? Because at heart, nigras just want to preserve the habitat of tremendously busty chicks, as shown [2].
An IRL case
Another IRL case
A fictional case
A fictional case real case of a pool being closed in Sterling High School due to owing to AIDS, but the media elite chooses to spit in the face of the proudest aspects of black identity and rob the nigras of honor by having white actors play the pool-closing authorities, when in real life this hazardous and essential community service is performed by an almost exclusively black brotherhood.
13-year-old-boys
13-year-old-boys everywhere have united to create Pool's Closed merchandise. help faggots tell their awesome buddies at school how totally cool this awesome site they go on actually is
This can be obtained by using the enclosed instruction booklet:
1. Go to this link.
2. Put some shit in your shit so you can shit while you shit cause that shit is SO shit.
3. Check out.
4. 13-year-old-boys
5. PROFIT! (for us 13-year-old-boys, anyway)
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Further reading
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007
- The Great Habbo Raid of July 2008
- The Great IRL London Raid of July 2008 [3]
- Pool's Closed Poll Option Raid
- Mary Alice Altorfer
- Operation Close The Pool
- Pool's Closed/ASCII
External links
- Pool's Closed Site
- Wiki dedicated to Habbo Raids operated by the Pool's Closed staff
- Wikipedia is closed
- Pool closed due to AIDS!
- Pools Closed in TX | YT Mirror | RS Mirror
- Pools Closed Due To Intestinal Parasite
- Pool Closed Discussion from SF lol
- New York Times Pools Closed
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Pool's Closed is part of a series of topics related to Black People. ☻ |
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| Pool's Closed is part of a series on the Habbo raids. |
