PonyIsland
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PonyIsland
PonyIsland is a Virtual Pet Site made for a spoiled whiny bitch by her boyfriend who thinks he is some kind of mad 1337 haxor but is really a lame nerd. Based on the toy for little girls and boys, My Little Pony, Pony Island borders copyright infringement at nearly every step. It's aimed at the same market as Neopets except less popular and more retarded. The fact that you have to pay to play, means many members get pissed off especially when the ADMIN and their MODS get banhammer happy.
The artist is also known to be a retard.
What Can Get You Banned or Your Posts Deleted?
- Talking about mass killing ponies: the little kids get really upset when you do
- Talking about being gay: rules out over half the community from talking about anything
- Naming ponies after rude things
- Naming your account after ruder things
- Mean spirited remarks: the kids might think you are mean!
- Flaming
- Art theft [1]
Adoptables
PonyIsland is like two games for the price of one! On the one hand you have the lovely pastel rainbow shitting glory, and on the other the seedy world of The Adoptable market. Adoptables range from the lame to the uber lame and are made by retards. The most famous adoptables are Lupines, which are coveted by all the furfags who just can't get enough of wolves. There are rumors that the creators of Lupines are richer than God.
The Hourly Tick
As Webmaster, Zarqx, knows fuck all about coding, game players are left with a blue pissed off looking 'dragon pony' for over 3 minutes, every hour. Not too bad you might ask, but some clever braniac worked it out, that, when combined with the daily back up of 20 mins everyday, the extra long ticks at 00.00 and 12.00 everyday, and the down time, players are losing out on over a month of game play every year, from a pay to play site.
Example Of PonyIsland Players
- The Unsuspecting Pony Fans: these users like brightly coloured ponies and are relatively harmless, but may be involved with other pony collecting activity
- Retarded children: will get upset over the lollercaust that is culling their ponies and will want you to buy their shit MS Paint doodles with all your PGs
- Fan Fiction 'Writers': example;RippedStorm, the 9 year old: this retard makes a huge point in saying 'and all by me a 9 year old' after every post. We really suspect she is a 60 year old fat retarded paedophile.
- 'Professional Players': spend far too much time and money on the game and are intent of never leaving their house while they make a living selling imaginary money and ponies for real life $ thus making them fat and boring
- Ass Kissers: these players have been around since the dawn of PonyIsland and have most likely slept with VeeZ and Zarqx in some raging furry fuckfest and will defend all that they do as long as they get their
DVDADVS pony [2].
PonyIsland Forums
These are full of lulz, albeit read only lulz if you aren't a member to partake in Rocking the Vote events, writing fan fiction or messing with people's brains on the forums. For a kid's pet sim site, PonyIsland really does have a dark side, for all its rules on adult content and its over exuberant profanity filter the Fan Fiction forum is a paradise for pony pedos and equine rape fests, also the drama...oh the hardcore drama:
| — Luner Sky, on the fan fiction forum |
| — Ginny414, fan fiction forum |
| — Gummybearmurderer, fan fiction forum |
Trolling For Lulz
Trolling is a bit harder to do than it used to be, since the cock suckers at PonyIsland stopped Trial users from posting on the forums. You are limited to naming Trial accounts with imaginatively crude names (because the profanity filter works on account and pony names as well as the forums) like ButtSecks and Secks Machine are ok, but Cunt Bucket and CockSucker aren't. You could always guess some kid's account password and post from there for epic lulz, if your ethics don't prevent you from doing so. You can also mess with the retards off site by choosing a group at random, the 'Clubs' forum is the best for this, and creating an offsite webspace, mocking them for epic lulz. You have to find a way of getting them to find you, so create some Trial accounts and name the starter ponies after your web domain. It's good to get another site to mention it so post on the Ponyland Catfights forum or find someone else to.
