Politics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Politics is something that people on the Internets like to pretend they know a lot about. It's the art or science of appearance of government or governing, especially the governing of a political entity by monkeys, such as a nation, and the administration and illusion of control of its internal and external affairs.
If you want to know more about politics, consider drugs, electric shock therapy, and if the urge persists, Napalm Death; if the music doesn't kill you, the practice hopefully will. Political communities on LiveJournal are awash with trolls and idiots.
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List of Major Political Parties
- Republican Party
- Democratic Party
- Libertarian Party
- Green Party
- Nazi Party
- Communist Party
- The Hard Party
- People Who Hate People Party
- Lemon Party
- North American DONG Party
- Pansexual Peace Party
Politicians
| Warning!: Politicians are pedo. [1] |
A politician is someone with a negative IQ who manages to convince enough stupid people that they are fit to make important decisions about how a society should be organized. There are a number of ways they might go about this.
- Pretending to care
- Threatening violence
- Lying
- Bribery
- Sucking every voting-age citizen's dick, one man at a time.
- Gaining support of famous talking heads through method #4
- Not being a member of the Nazi party
- " " green party
- " " communist party
- Having a Satanic Douchebag as your adviser. lol, politics
Other things that appear to help politicians get elected
- An insincere smile
- Assumed of being the Antichrist
- A fat ass
- Baby kissing
- Pretending to be a cowboy
- Pederasty
- A boring suit
- Being bald
- A cock
- Not being a nigger
- Being a nigger
- Lack of experience with hard labor of any kind
- Being a washed-up actor
If you do want to get elected and you possess a cock, it's best to keep it safely tucked away until after all the votes are counted. Other things you might want to keep under wraps include:
- Too much interest in baby kissing
- Alcoholism
- Your fursuit
- Interest in making your community a better place
- Signs of life
Policies on honesty
Politicians are held to strict dishonesty policies. Any politician caught telling the truth fails and is immediately b&.
The reason for this rule is that if at Least 100 politicians tell the truth at the same time it will have the same effect as dividing by zero.
See Also
- Liberals
- Conservatism
- Neo-cons
- Libertarianism
- Communism
- Zapatistas
- Hippies
- Anarchy
- Capitalism
- Internet Politics
- Gawker Media
