Poland

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Typical Polish citizen

A diet rich in sausages and cabbage keeps the ladies young

The Germans took over Poland briefly, but left in disgust

Poland is the Mexico of Europe, widely known for its superior tits. But nobody gives a shit since poland has been forgoten long time ago. The last country that remembered Poland was Germany in 1939.

1 Overview
2 Tits or gtfo
3 Polish Military
4 Polish trivia
5 Poland has arrived on YTMND
6 See also
7 Gallery
- 7.1 External links

[edit] Overview

Since the Jews are missing since the 1940s, the remaining people, "the Poles," or "Polacks," serve as the butt of the world's jokes about retarded people. Without the Jews to keep track of the nation's industry, currency, government, infrastructure, and all the other things of civilized life, the Poles just sort of bumble along in life, making ends meet, with a living standard almost as high as Russia's. Since joining the the European Union, Poland's main export is immigrants.The current polish government led by Teofil Spludzki, has been creating considerable controversy with it's policy of making 20% of all newborn Polish children Jewish to replace the ones that the Poles begged the Nazis to kill.

[edit] Tits or gtfo

Polish girls happen to have exceptional mammaries, thus warranting Poland's existence as a country.busty.pl happens to document this phenomenon quite exceptionally. It's a shame their asses are always so flat.


			There were busty Polish girls at least 100 years ago. Even check TOW.

[edit] Polish Military

Troop Strength: 10 Knights and 5 Heavy Cavalary Units
Military Budget: 2.01 Eurocents and 7 Rubles (approx. 1000 bilion $)

[edit] Air Force

Polish Air Force is in possesion of 200 assault kites and 5 parachutes. Poland also acquired 100 brand new F-16 jet fighters but only half of them made it to poland (rest sank in the ocean), the second half has been stolen right after touchdown in Poland.

[edit] Land Forces

Polish Land Forces is an extinct species that have been earsed from our planet durring World Wars Episode II: Poland Geting owned by Soviets and Nazis.

[edit] Navy

Polish navy is one of the most feared navies in the world, with its fleet of 9001 screendoor submarines, it is considered unbeatable.

[edit] Polish trivia

The double Nobel laureate Marie Curie (born Maria Skłodowska) was Polish and an atheist; she named the element polonium after her native country.
Nicolaus Copernicus (discovered that Earth wasn't the centre of the universe, AKA Heliocentric Cosmology) was also a Pole.
So was Fryderyk Chopin (teh musician).
Poland is widely known among other countries because of #2 in Top10 Massive Jew Annihliation, just after israel.
Many Polish names end in -ski because they cannot spell Toboggan.
Also, many Polish names sound like Brzęczyszczykiewicz, just to troll Americans.
Polish women do not use vibrators due to the risk of chipping their teeth.
Knock knock. Who's there? Polish burglar. lulz.
87% of the Polish population opposes vowels.
The name of Poland's ruling party means "urine" in Danish.
The Polish Mafia kills people by throwing them out basement windows.
In Poland, the groping of women is an acceptable greeting.

Poland's solution to hangovers

Most polish computer users can fluently speak english, however they cannot even write correctly in their native-language.
Their main export is misery. And miserable immigrants.
Cows in Poland deliver green milk because of the contamination from Uranium after the small incident at Chernobyl in 1986.
Polish Vodka is TEH REAL DEAL. "Pure Polish Spirit ~~Vodka~~" is 96% (a massive 192 proof) alcohol content, and is prescribed by Polish doctors for a range of ailments. Some claim that Polish Vodka can burn the cancer right out of a person. But it cannot burn Teh AIDS out of anyone.
Poland also produces over 100% of all stripper poles. It has held this monopoly since Last Thursday.
Poles are known to have shitloads of alcohol digesting capacity. They hold current Guiness record, 12.4 promiles. The faggot who wasted himself so much was riding a bike.

[edit] Poland has arrived on YTMND

[edit] See also

[edit] Gallery

Present polish president (at left) with his dog (at right)	Typical polish fashion accessory: the hair tie	Image of more typical Polish citizens	Cover of Grand Theft Auto: Poland
Loading Screen from Grand Theft Auto: Poland	Typical Polish bodybuilder