Pocky

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Pocky, some sticks with mostly shit on them.

Typical Pocky addict imagines himself morphed into a CGI freak.

Pocky being inserted into a penis by weeaboos' other favourite thing, a loli

Crowds of people line up at Anime conventions just to grab their fix of pocky

Hopefully, this Wapanese will choke and die on this overpriced shit-dipped compressed sawdust

Personified.

Pocky is shit-dipped compressed sawdust; the crack of annie-may fanboys. It is manufactured by Japan to brainwash non-Japanese into increasing the amount of retarded squee they produce and thus increase domestic power production.

While the flavor of Pocky is less than overwhelming, North American fanboys are bananas for it, since they believe that their imaginary counterparts in fantasyland are, too. In fact a real generic otaku eats nothing but microwaved cup noodles and is generally regarded as a sick form of low-life.

Pocky offers more fun than most sweet snacks. When he gets bored, a fanboy can stick a few up up his anus. A fangirl has even more possibilities!

Pocky Fun Facts!

• Pocky floats.

• Just about any of the better designed cookies or biscuits where you live taste better and do a much better job of munchy-quelling.

• The main ingredients of Pocky include sawdust, brown flavoring, and at least 100 other horrifying components.

• Red Pocky is called strawberry but the flavor is actually menstrual blood.

• Pocky rips off Yan-Yan, the latter being a fine, (relatively) more wholesome product despite also coming from Japan. However, thanks to Pocky, Yan-Yan will forever be stuck with the same disgusting connotations attributed to dipstick candy. Thanks a lot.

• It is horribly expensive.

• Can you imagine Banana Pocky? Keep on hoping it's ONLY imaginary...

• Doubles as a painful dildo when you have nothing else to fuck yourself with!

• Tastes better when not eaten. Got that, animu?

• Bitter chocolate pocky is called Men's Pocky.

Bitter chocolate Pocky for men.

	Pocky is related to a series on AZNS.