Pocky
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pocky is shit-dipped compressed sawdust; the crack of annie-may fanboys. It is manufactured by Japan to brainwash non-Japanese into increasing the amount of retarded squee they produce and thus increase domestic power production.
While the flavor of Pocky is less than overwhelming, North American fanboys are bananas for it, since they believe that their imaginary counterparts in fantasyland are, too. In fact a real generic otaku eats nothing but microwaved cup noodles and is generally regarded as a sick form of low-life.
Pocky offers more fun than most sweet snacks. When he gets bored, a fanboy can stick a few up up his anus. A fangirl has even more possibilities!
[edit] Pocky Fun Facts!
- Pocky floats.
- Just about any of the better designed cookies or biscuits where you live taste better and do a much better job of munchy-quelling.
- The main ingredients of Pocky include sawdust, brown flavoring, and at least 100 other horrifying components.
- Red Pocky is called strawberry but the flavor is actually menstrual blood.
- Pocky rips off Yan-Yan, the latter being a fine, (relatively) more wholesome product despite also coming from Japan. However, thanks to Pocky, Yan-Yan will forever be stuck with the same disgusting connotations attributed to dipstick candy. Thanks a lot.
- It is horribly expensive.
- Bitter chocolate pocky is called Men's Pocky.
Of course, the ultimate in wapanese jpop pedofaggotry is a Pocky commercial by Morning Musume.
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Pocky is related to a series on AZNS. |
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