Pixar

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This bird is not a bird at all, but a computer-generated "CGI" graphic made by Pixar. I'll bet you thought it was an actual furry, though!

A prominent computer-animation movie studio that formed at least 100 years ago. Pixar's movies use extremely simplistic and predictable plots. To compensate for this, and trick the audience into thinking their movies are actually good, the quality of the animation, voice acting, and musical score is over 9000.

What the shit is this fuck!??

History

John Goodman and Billy Crystal from the hit Pixar film, Monsters, Inc.

One of the most unfunny jokes of at least 100 years ago.

It was one fateful Thursday evening following the success of Star Wars. In a corporate party gone terribly wrong, George Lucas invited a bunch of his media exec friends over for lots and lots of McDonald's hamburgers. They met in a dark corner and began to pass around the pot. By morning, nobody could remember a thing but from that day on, Lucas began to feel queasy and suffer from nausea. Nine months later, Pixar was born.

Being too embarrassed and self-respecting to join Teenmommies, Lucas quickly abandoned his newborn child on the streets, hoping never to see it again. After spending a few years in the orphanage, Pixar was eventually adopted by billionaire philantropist and lovable asshole Steve Jobs.

Pixar became briefly successful in the mid-to-late 1900s and was well-known for producing entertaining quality family films. However, like its father Lucas, Pixar soon squandered all of its money, pissed away all of its respect, and began whoring itself out to pedophile Walt Disney. Since then, the studio has largely been ruined by the likes of Michael Eisner and other Jews.

Brad Bird is still awesome though, amirite?