From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"Pickles the Drummer: doodily doo, ding-dong doodily doodily doo!"
Pickles is gonna fuck your shit up.
Pickles is the drummer of the band Dethklok from the lulzy Adult Swim show Metalocalypse. Pickles and the rest of Dethklok are prophesied to bring about the Apocalypse. As he is both Irish and a celebrity, he displays the most prominent traits that are typical of both: he's a firecrotch, an alcoholic and immune to every drug known to man.
Before Dethklok, Pickles was once in a glam rock band called Snakes 'n Barrels. Those days ended when his hair fell out and he got too old for hair metal fans to fap to. He's a native of Wisconsin, comes from a rich family (including an ex-con of an older brother), and speaks with a Yooper accent.
Pickles happened on /b/, as all cool shit does, with a "post your /b/ face" thread. The OP posted Pickles, whose face soon got shooped on Happy Cat, Happy Negro and so on. The thread eventually 404'd, and nothing of value was lost.
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I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise, but I'm too drunk...too drunk.
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It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm--I'm sorry about 'douchebags', I got low blood sugar...
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Cinnamon buns!
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Rock 'n roll french fries...Oh! I want some rock 'n roll french friiiiiiiies!
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Can ya bring me a Diet Coke? Can you bring me two Diet Cokes, but put em in a pitcher and just...just pour it on my head.
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When's your birthday? [...] Well I'm gonna get you shoes...chocolate...a chocolate shoe.
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Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye. Rock 'n roll hello, rock 'n roll goodbye!
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Okay, hold on now. See, you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and they turn red and they die? That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life. High five.
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Relax, here's what you do: he sleeps...sack, bar of soap...bang bang bang...brain damage...corn field...gun...pshoooo (makes the sound of a gun)...funeral...
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Uhh, you're totally gonna kill me for this, but I forgot to press record... but here's the good news...I'm saaaaaaawry.
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Aaaand theee awaahrd goes toooo..! Cinnamon Buns! Starring Pickles the Drummer! Directed by vodka and beer!
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Oh come on, screw that Internet crap, I mean come on, what is the Internet, you know? Seriously...what is the Internet?
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Doooooooooooooooooooooood
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Here's the gallery, Douchebags
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Doing what he does best, besides getting drunk.
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The original "Nooo, nooo, NOOO!"
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You know Pickles always makes good stuff!
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He sells booze and booze accessories.
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See Also
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Pickles is part of a series on TV & Movies |
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