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Philip Markoff

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Exploitable Philip Markoff
Exploitable Philip Markoff
What's all the fuss?
What's all the fuss?
At first I was like...
At first I was like...
...and then I was like...
...and then I was like...
Markoff with his fiancé
Markoff with his fiancé

Philip Markoff aka The Craigslist Killer (or sexaddict53885 to his pals on dozens of fetish sites) is an educated, upwardly mobile, handsome, young white med student/panty aficionado from Boston who enjoys chains, collars, leashes and experimentation with transvestites on gayclublist.com, passion.com extremerestrain.com and alt.com.

He is currently being persecuted by The Man and in jail pending his murder trial for using Casual Encounters ads on Craigslist a little too casually. For whilst murdering hookers doesn't violate the Craigslist TOS, it apparently violates the terms of using IRL.

This is what he killed.
This is what he killed.
MM ivy leaguers are adoralicious. just like irony.
MM ivy leaguers are adoralicious. just like irony.

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The Facts

 
 
-- like you wouldn't think of him being a card carrying member of the KKK. But he was someone who had issues with people of color, had issues with women."
 

 

—A friend

On April 20, 2009, Boston police arrested Philip Markoff of Quincy, Massachusetts on suspicion of two cases of assault and robbery and one murder of a woman whose services were advertised on Craigslist in Boston and Rhode Island.

Fallout

Funny enough, Philip was slated to be married and he and his fiance had an on-line album people could sign, and check back for updates. The wedding is now off.

Phil tells it like it is:

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And his 'friends' chime in, showing admirable mental clarity:

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When news came out that Philip spent his free time robbing and killing hookers to support his gambling habit, people tuned in:

Image:Philip_Markoff_Ball_and_Chain.jpg‎

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