Peter Chimaera
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Peter Chimaera is quite possibly the most important author of the modern era, with a career spanning over five years and his works being likened to those of Dickens, Shakespeare, Squirrelking and Hemingway. His writing is definitely in the top ten percent of Fanfiction.net's userbase and has received much critical acclaim!
[edit] The Peter Chimaera Collection
[edit] DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111
Boldly beginning his career with a two-parter, Chimaera explores societal decay through the medium of a nameless Digimon. The narrative becomes a commentary on the battle between scintist's and religion, showing that, when scince is left to run rampant, roads are destoryd and people become trapped on their own personal islands, the very islands they were trapped on! Islands of delusion and self-destruction.
[edit] DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Possibly Chimaera's most well known piece. DOOM: Repercussions of Evil is a frightening look at what happens when demons get into the base. On a superficial level, the novella follows the protagonist, John Stalvern, in his battle against the forces of hell invading the UAC. But on a deeper level it explores wide-ranging themes from man vs. nature to man vs. the supernatural... even man vs. himself, through a riveting coming-of-age tale wherein John Stalvern is forced to confront a chilling metaphor of fear of being integrated into the nameless, faceless hordes of the business world. Don't miss the shocking twist that places DOOM: Repercussions of Evil in a league with the greatest psychological thrillers in literary history. (HINT: PAY ATTENTION TO THE PART WHERE THE RADIO TELLS JOHN HE IS THE DEMONS.)
[edit] DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
With his finger on the pulse of modern culture, Chimaera integrates the popular All Your Base meme into the synopsis of this story. Truly his brevity of wit is unmatched! In the shocking conclusion to DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111, Chimaera shows a much more refined writing style that is sure to touch every emotion one is capable of feeling, exploring trickery and subterfuge as well as his trademark epic battles. The dedication at the end of the story brought a tear to this reviewer's eye as it proved that the writing truly came from Chimaera's heart.
This work was particularly controversial for its product placement--namely, the start of chapter two, where the mysterious Digimon is eating Cap'n Crunch.
[edit] Gundam Wing Final Battle
Gundam Wing Final Battle delves into the more human aspects of the characters we know and love from the Gundam Wing universe, showing Heero's dissatisfaction with his lunch. Heero's problems become overwhelming and he flies to the north pole to get away from the world. But his solitude is interrupted by Zechs who destroys not only the north pole, but all of the penguins too! Chimaera delves to new depths of human depravity in his graphic depiction of the penguins' demise. The story ends on a real cliffhanger. Hopefully, Peter will continue his saga.
[edit] The Matrix Return
While the synopsis for this story simply states that Neo, Moerpheus , and Trinity have fo fight, much more than just fighting is explored! The machines have created a new matrix where the heroes' cannot their powers. Highlights include Morpheus' swording of his katana at great attack and the biblical resurrection of Neo because of mediskel equipmont. The final paragraph will imbue the reader with strewngth and will make them cheered with new hope with the rest of Neo's crew!
[edit] Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula
Richter Belmont is forced to battle Darcula's evil forces to save his sick son. Richter's heroism allows him to trick Darcula and at the end of the final battle Darcula's head rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dust. In the final shocking twist, Richter returns home to find his son dead of the skick. In true heroic fashion, Richter decides to have another child to carry on his legacy!
[edit] DEVIL MAY CRY: TEH CRYING OF THE DEMON
Arguably Peter Chimaera's greatest masterpiece of all time, this tale of adventure, horror, and danger always leaves readers on the edge of their seats. The hero, Dante, lived in a castal of darkness, which is symbolic for how man must become a part of something larger than himself. Dante must fight to win triumphs over evils. You can see the Freudian symbolism in the way Dante gets emotional when his faether's sword broke. The action is nonstop, from Karrven explosioning a fire at Dante and Dante cracking an awesome lightning back at her with his pistals, to Dante's use of gun attack to blood the face off of Simonn Belmont (who was turns more evil by Darcula). In the end, we all learn the important lesson that we must all do our deuty, no matter how bads we feel about it.
[edit] Black Crisis With Master Chief
In this epic tale of Master Chief's exploits beyond what is portrayed in Halo, Master Chief faces his most powerful foe yet; a black hole! A black hole so powerful that rockets do nothing to it. Thankfully Master Chief is saved from certain doom by a timely teleport and everyone can relax back at the base at the end of the day.
[edit] BATMAN: NEMESIS FIGHT
A Batman tale to rival The Dark Knight Returns, Peter Chimaera skilfully shows how far the Dark Knight can be pushed by his evli nemisis. When the Joker kills Alfred, Bruce Wayne is driven so far over the edge, he shoots a big fireball like on Dragonball Z. This beautifully-crafted story also shows the dangers of lust, as a lovemaking session between Batman and Catwoman ends with her revealing she is alyaws evil before almost murdering him. Now a motion picture on YouTube.
[edit] Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and For Ladies
In this one, Peter expands his audiences to ladies. Chimaera truly branches out into new audiences with this work. While its source is obscure, he truly captures the feel of the Desert Bus video game. It centers around the people on a bus ride to Las Vegas, including Bob Orlando, the driver, Kyle Roberts, an FBI agent incognito, and Margaret, a woman hoping to go see her boyfriend. Many perils are met along the way, such as a skunk who is almost ran over. When they get there, the group finds Margaret's boyfriend is shot, all because terrorists! The ambiguous ending seems to suggest something happened to the brave Kyle Roberts, and indeed the story is dedicated to the FBI. Despite it ending, there seems to be ample room for a sequel.
[edit] QuarterLife: Halfway to Destruction
In this epic narration of the exploits of Gordon Freeman, Chimaera takes on one of gaming's greatest heroes. He begins with a touching encounter with a co-worker, Jimmy, whose characterization is superb, among the best of the 20th and 21st centuries. Before this blossoming friendship can turn into something more, a vicious headcrab attack, only averted due to Freeman's skill with the claymore, means that the isotope is stolen! This is no ordinary isotope, however; it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so [they] must observe with hasty. A rescue attempt leads to the bad guy from the game throwing the isotope into the alien scene, causing teh room to become vaporize. In the panic that ensues, Freeman's lover, Jimmy, is blowed to smitheroons. Using his MIT-learnt stoicism, however, Freeman overcomes these odds; by thinking with portals, he pushes the base away, and thus saves Dallas. Or does he? Chimaera's mastery of the cliffhanger ending leaves us all wanting more.
'Note:Unfunnypedia has claimed to have inspired Quarterlife. This is blatantly untrue, since the author clearly states in the first paragraph that it was in fact Uncycylopidia, an online version of wikiped that inspired it.
[edit] Critical Acclaim for DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
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| —Stupid Bunny |
| —Cheesecrimp |
| —johnson |
[edit] YTMND
Acknowledging great writers through meaningful readings has always been a staple of the literature world, so it is only fitting that the bastion of intellect and culture YTMND created a number of readings of Peter Chimaera's finest work:
- The Matrix Return
- Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula
- DOOM: Repercussions of Evil Orignal
- DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111
- DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
- DOOM: Repercussions of Evil Now in song form!
- DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF TEH DEMON
[edit] Cinematic adaptations
In recent years, the works of Mr. Chimaera have become so highly regarded that they have been used as the basis for a manga:
Adapted into a live-action film:
Eventually it was adapted into a feature-length computer-animated film:
And even used as the basis for a musical adaptation:
In fact, this paltry selection of tributes is but a scratch on the surface of the inspiration Mr. Chimaera's works have given to artists of all genres; you can help Encyclopedia Dramatica by adding moar.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- Chimaera's full masterworks
- An audio tribute
- A furfag claiming to be the genius behind Chimaera
- A music video tribute to Peter's most famous work
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