Banned IRL
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Banned IRL is the process of being denied interaction with the Real World by an appropriate agent. It is, naturally, akin to being Banned OL minus the option of a Chinaman's chance in Arbchat. God is indeed a cruel and unforgiving sysop, even worse than ODB on a bender.
Being Banned IRL most commonly refers to the death or destruction of a person or object, an act designed to put themselves and the world at large out of the misery of having to interact with them. Since banning is a deliberate act the epithet is best used when said death was deserved and done with impunity, such as during the holocaust. People known as internet killers combine both IRL and OL pwnage into a curious meta-banning process that requires non-linear time to properly calculate the significance of.
Those who have been V& for IRL crimes and/or faggotry can also be considered having been subject to an IRL ban. However, instead of dining in hell, these individuals go directly to jail, and therefore do not pass go and do not collect $200. They're essentially basement dwellers with forced lurker status and a nigger with a 12-inch heat-seeking dong for a roommate. They also get free HBO.
The only individual who has ever allegedly repealed an IRL ban was Jesus, and even then it was only because his dad runs the fucking server.
Examples of IRL Bans
- The Jews for money. Ban Method: Delete fucking everything
- WTC for being The Man. Ban Method: airplane
- Afghanistan for banning WTC. Ban Method: Kill it with fire
- Dumbledore for killing lulz. Ban Method: Shoop Da Whoop
- Bill Clinton for lolicon. Ban Method: impeachment
- Ron Mexico for being a sick fuck. Ban Method: Jail
- Kenny Glenn for being an animal abuser. The fucker. Ban Method: Party Van
- Josef Fritzl for being one crazy mother fucker. Ban Method: Party Van over 9000 times.
- Megan Meier for being retarded. Ban Method: Myspace to an hero
- Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves. Ban Method: Murder
- You for being a general dick. Ban Method: GTFO
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