Penni-piper

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

QUARANTINE NOTICE!!! Penni-piper has a severe case of DICK IN MOUTH SYNDROME!.

Being banned by a mod using a shitty pink netbook adds extra salt to the wound. OH THE HUMANITY.

Penni is the one on the far right

When not causing drama online, Penni is inflicting psychologically damaging costumes on animals.

Her dog can stop time.

Penni-piper was given ED sysop status in late 2008. Prior to this, she was mostly well known for being the user neurotic enough to spend time sifting through the trenches of Wanted Pages and removing all the bullshit red links which didn't need to exist. To put it simply, Penni has probably removed more crappy red links than you've added blue links.

Penni is a typical example of an IRC whore, and can usually be found lurking, sex chatting or crying in forty different rooms on five different servers. Heck, the IRC Series Template would probably be slapped at the bottom of this page if Penni's IRC faggotry wouldn't bleed over the template's borders. She's very protective of her faggotry, which means that if you bring your bullshit to Penni's sight, you will die.

It has been rumoured on occasion that Penni-piper and Raspberry Rush get hot and heavy in PM chats, a speculation which only gets hotter when coupled with the rumour that RR is also a chick.

Out of all the people she despises the most on IRC, Matty and Renzo are hated the most because they are huge faggots. Their destiny on #encyclopediadramatica (the kiddie pool) is to either get banned or annoy the living hell out of her.

If any templates or the main page are ever borked, chances are Penni can fix it. Be wary when contacting Penni whilst she is pissing blood however; she will rip your ass in two.

See Also

• There are no niggers on the Internet