Pedophilia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pedophilia is a thought disorder of as where the subject is sexually turned on by the damn fucking young (3 to 13 years old), but most of the people busted for pedophilia are busted as a first offense for going after 13-17, whereas the ones going after under 13 usually get away with it for a long time until they start to obsess over the infamous baby fuck. Pedophiles work within a similar system in which George Lucas copied for the Jedi. There is an Master "a.k.a. deaddrop" (see nexopia) and a padawan, "a.k.a. republican". A first time offender going after a 17 year old and then caught by Chris Hansen might look normal. But a long-term pedophile is typically an ungainly and unattractive male person possessing a bad shave, a look of southern inbreeding, and will play at home with children's toys. He may have had a light colored van with highly tinted windows, which he uses to kidnap and fuck the shit out of your children. If no van, then the long term pedophile is skilled at child grooming and will form a long-term attachment before molesting the child.
[edit] Pro-pedophile activism
Imitating the disinformation campaign of the furries, organizations like NAMBLA and social movements like childlove exist to make kid-fucking (specifically boy-fucking) seem normal, and seek to make their vile practice totally legal. Organizations like Perverted-Justice, meanwhile, exist to hunt pedophile morons (or just general perverted dumbasses) down like dogs, get them arrested, and then post their personal information online for everyone to mock and throw flaming bags of dog crap at. However, a lot of the people who catch pedophiles IRL, are passive-aggressive sociopaths who pop chubbies at the opportunity to ruin flawed people's lives on television.
Some argue organizations like Perverted Justice are composed entirely of illiterate faggots with no sex-lives on a hate trip, claiming that they come across as even more stupid than the pedophiles they are trying to hunt. By making pedophilia even more taboo, they proudly claim to have actually increased the amount of pedophiles in America by over 9000 since 2001. However, the people who argue this are usually pedos themselves and like the owner of corrupted-justice.com, Scott Morrow (a diaper wearing faggot), they have little concept of the fact that pedophilia is already taboo. You can't get much more taboo than fucking children. It is not known how you force a pedophile underground further, although it's probably something to do with the self-pwnage of Perverted Justice 'victims'.
[edit] On teh internets
The REALLY stupid pedophiles are found in Internet chat rooms, Not4chan, and IRC under names like "bunnyHoney22," "Markos," "velocity7," "Foehammer95," "burntheprettyones," " or "fungirlL00k1ingforguyz." For the people who can actually use a computer, there are on-topic imageboards, hosting services and Gnutella, available on any darknet (including Freenet, Tor and I2P). In the words of Raptor Jesus: "Turn a stone and you shall... IS DAT SUM CP, FUKKEN SAVED" They also exist on LJ, targeting 16 year old girls and 13 year old boys. Various Pedophile Support Communities are found all over the internets. Notable pedophiles on LJ include michaelmichael.
Extensive scientific research has shown that, BTW, some kids are totally asking for it. However, everybody knows that this is a load of shit.
Below is an example of a cultural phenomenon which has emerged in the past two decades, that of the almost-JB acting like non-JB which is weird even though they're obviously only attractive to sick fucks and other 11 year olds, so, yeah, confusion probably. If they stripped off, they'd be CP and you'd get fucking V&, sunshine. Contrary to popular belief, the behavior below is not why girls on YouTube are victims of surprise sex but rather a manifestation of a change in media demographics and a slackening of parental controls on increasingly difficult to censor communication mediums. This has been emergent since the 1980s and is now reaching crisis point.
Of course, they could just be totally asking for it.
[edit] Foreign Pedophiles
In England and its colonies, where the main language isn't Spanglish, pedophiles are known as "pædophiles". "Pædophiles" successfully avoid capture, year after year, due to the difficulty of spelling this word correctly on legal paper work. Because it's so hard to spell, pediatricians in the UK are regularly mistaken as pedophiles and attacked by angry mobs; see this story.
The massive amount of taxpayer expense involved in these judiciary blunders is why the age of consent in those areas was lowered to 16. Pedobear suggests Iceland where the age of consent is 14. Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Faroe Islands are also recommended where the age of consent is 15.
England now has a site dedicated to naming and shaming pædophiles; or, as they are more commonly known, "nonces". (Brit slang circa 1970).
Not surprisingly, the British establishment, seriously lacking in lulz, have attempted time and again to get the site closed.
Noncewatch is an offshoot of the website Redwatch, a "Hit List" database run by a conglomerate of mouthbreathing Aryan Nation fucktards that lists home addresses and other private information about the pinko commie scum of England (i.e., anyone who denies the supremacy of the white race, believes in evolution, or called them names in grammar school).
Despite the overwhelming evidence that the majority of pædophiles who target the same sex do not identify themselves as homosexual and have a history of exclusively heterosexual adult relationships, they often list run-of-the-mill faggots who have no connection with child pornography at all.
[edit] Terms and Types
Nepiophilia/Infantophilia: Also known as baby fuck (IT'SSS AWWRIGHTTT!!!), these pedos fuck the shit out of babies for their plushy-textured vaginas. No one knows if this is even possible, as an infant's vagina would be probably really fucking hard to squeeze into (unless their dicks are really really small)
Ephebophilia: Enjoys jailbait, plain and simple. Chris Hansen and Perverted-Justice target this type of person exclusively. NathanR and Brian Peppers were also busted for this.
Pederasty: Raping little boys is EDUCATIONAL!
Pedosexual: More of an excuse than an real orientation.
Childlove: Remember-It's a child's RIGHT to be fucked! And if they tell no one will believe them anyways.
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[edit] Necessities
 If you don't have the limited edition complete Jailbait Collection, you're officially not a pedophile. |
 Pedophiles: Please print out and use for reference. |
 Christopher owns one of these numbers. |
 With realistic spinal cord action! |
 For men who like 'em fresh out of their mother's vagina. |
 You must have the Teeny Bopper Pussy, or you can consider yourself just "good with children" |
 Into incest? You'll need to know what you're limited to and what's open! |
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[edit] Links
[edit] Pro-Pedo
- Anontalk.com
- Nathaniel "Candyvan" Wood
- Philip Anthony Thompson
- Swirlface
- Gary Glitter
- Silas Marner
- Chris Hansen
- Dorian Thorn
- John Mark Karr
- Josef Fritzl
- Pete Townshend
- Female Childlove - for women who like girls a lot.
- 12chan - for sick fucks of the age around 21
- Cerius Love
- Will Somer's Happy Kids in Kikky Skirts
- Lolita Bondage - where the pedos like to tie up little girls
- Falwell.com - Because he loved children.
- 4chan
- MySpace
- dads and daughters.org
- www.doujinland.com Filled with comics Michael Jackson and pedobear would enjoy.
- NOT4CHAN
- Visions of Alice
- weloveteengirls.com - Notice there is no Terms of Use or any other lawsuit page.
- You can start here
[edit] Anti-Pedo
- NOpedo.org. Help Rael save the children from the Pope!
- Warriors for Innocence - the only thing that stands between evil and the innocent
- Jack McClellan - a site that exposes pedophile Jack McClellan.
- The Roots Of Pedophilia
- http://www.perverted-justice.com/ Some of Perverted Justice's advice to parents: Despite the controversy of video game violence, video games are an easy way to occupy computer time. After all, if your child is playing a video game, they are not in chatrooms being groomed by predatory pedophiles. We at Perverted-Justice.com firmly believe that killing characters in virtual reality is 10,000 times healthier than being perved in real life. (Assuming your child isn't playing on Xbox Live or Playstation Network, that is...)
- BI guide to pedophile symbols
- Mission: MySpace, and internet humanitarians in general
[edit] Anti-Anti-Pedo
- http://www.corrupted-justice.com/
- Guy on Myspace boldly defends pedophilia.
- known supporter of anti lulz
[edit] Helpful Documentary About Pedophiles
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Pedophilia is part of a series on Child Abuse. |
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