Pedo Baiting
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pedo baiting is an internet sport whereby the protagonist, or "baiter," poses as a loli in a chat room in order to attract attention from older men for purposes of lulz. Pedo baiting is the national sport of many countries, none of which are recognized as such by the United Nations. Fuck the system. Pedo Baiting=Major LULZ. The cops get paid to do it! And if you can somehow direct the Party Van to the pedo's doorstep, even moar lulz can be had. See below for moar ideas.
Contents |
General Notes on Process
The key to a successful bait is to wait for them to come to you. Typical Valley Girl names like QTbabe14 or calihottiexoxo are perfect for this shit. Pedos see your name in the chat log and literally flock to you. Sometimes 3 at a time, and jump right into it. They're fucking retarded so it shouldn't be hard to convince them of your age and gender.
Once a pedo is convinced that you are a young girl or boy, baby, or cat, the baiter is confronted with a number of possibilities, the most highly-esteemed of which involves prompting the pedo into supplying contact information, accumulating as much evidence as possible that the subsequent conversations actually occurred, and then ruining the person's life forever by leaking the aforementioned info to the victim's family members, co-workers, or overseeing political body (generally the police, except in such cases wherein the police in question probably don't care - for instance, if the victim lives in Florida, where pedophilia is an accepted lifestyle).
Other possibilities exist as well, the most common being asking the victim if he is fond of mudkipz. Rarely does the baiter receive an answer, by which it may be inferred that the victim probably does not like them one bit. People such as this cannot be tolerated and deserve to have their lives come crashing down all around them.
Perhaps more popular, though, is the humorous revealing of the fact that the baiter himself has a penis. If the baiter is a girl, this does not work, because it is illegal to lie on the internet.
Playing the Van
The lulziest method, however, requires a good actor to pull it off. Watching the pedo shit himself is near-priceless. The method is simple. Just play as a delicious loli or delectable shota, until you get the pedo to make a sexual advance or two. If you can get a phone number, ask to call, and ask who to speak to; That way, you know their name as well, which helps a lot. Then, paste this delicious copypasta into the chat.
NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to have been logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered into our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
Once this is done, do your best to behave, respond, and overall act like an FBI agent.
Usually, this produces one of two responses:
- Utter disbelief, in which the pedo refuses to believe you are FBI. This is anti-lulz and requires some good acting on your part to convince this person you are an FBI monitor. This is where that name and phone number come in handy.
- Total shock and horror. The lulz roll in as they try to escape their perceived doom, and you just have to keep the train rolling.
Don't forget to use a proxy, moron. Otherwise, you'll end up like the Drews.
An excellent example of an epic win at this method:
Incidents of Epic Win
On the evening of June 5th, and into the morning of June 6th,the epic baiter Marto played a whole bunch of pedos like chumps, to the many lulz of the 50 or so viewers in the channel. Marto's modus operandi is to bait the pedo using teen msn jargon, whilst having a looped video of a girl on blogtv, who was 14 at the time. Let it be known that the video is 2:30 in length, and some of the pedos watched it for a solid hour without noticing the loop. After promising to strip after the pedo puts a pencil in his ass(pweeeees :( ), the pedo would then be redirected to the website at which everyone was watching him.
The best win of the night went to ASTROPEDO, who went so far as to puke into a bucket, and put it on his head, ALL without even the semblance of a nude girl. The moniker ASTROPEDO was associated to him when a clever anon noticed that he looked like a spaceman with the bucket on his head.
*ROOFLERS*
Roofler (Marto bff) tricked kid name tj into putting pen into butt i laughed 2wice no joke.
*Pro at work*
On the 1st of August our brave heroes found a new target, a target that would stop at nothing to impress the decoy. In one of the most vile acts of male dominance ever viewed on the internet "Gordon" put on a display that would go on to reduce the packed channel to tears (of laughter). The start of this show would be a Goatse, perhaps a homage to those that have gone before him? But with a new, flavoursome touch. He let out a small portion of his faeces which he then ate. Our ever classy paedo moved on, shameless and unphased by his previous adventure, keen to catch a glimpse of the promised fair maiden. Gordon stuck his (unwashed fingers) down his throat and, after a few attempts, threw up into a little bag which he took out of his bin moments before. Any reasonable girl would die for this man. Needless to say the audience was impressed, eager for more. Gordon was only too keen to deliver, round two had begun. Squatting, he prepared to let out the rest of his personal stores of poo all over his bedroom floor, he was ready for a new challenge. Then "it" was put to him, the motion that would catapult Gordon to the top, where he would stand among the Paedophile greats. He was to write /b/ on his chest (assuming it was the nickname of the decoy). It happened, alas, not with a pen as we all assumed would happen, no, Gordon is smart, he used his initiative, a man set out to impress. Gordon wrote /b/ on himself in his own shit and proudly showed it off to the camera. The channel went wild as the original shock passed. There was now no better time to come clean, to reveal the hidden truth to Gordon. The channel link was sent, silence for a few moments from the target, then he saw, he saw himself naked, sprawled across the floor with 50 /b/tards jeering has he did so. Brave Gordon covered the camera with a cloth. Some say he stayed with us for the remainder of the evening, chatting with us and catching other would-be predators, others that he died from shame. So ends the tale of Gordon.
Alternative Technique
1. Tell the pedo to call you.
2. Look up the number for a police precinct station.
3. Give him that number.
Copypasta
The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to child protective services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Better Examples
| Gallery of Baits | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
BIGCURT1386 (2:19:16 AM): hey wats up 24/m/cali jekel29uaf (2:19:26 AM): chillin jekel29uaf (2:19:33 AM): 15/f/tx BIGCURT1386 (2:19:40 AM): coo what u look like jekel29uaf (2:20:06 AM): im 5'6 i play basket ball and i weigh 120 jekel29uaf (2:20:14 AM): and i am white =) BIGCURT1386 (2:20:20 AM): nice i like jekel29uaf (2:20:29 AM): well thank you jekel29uaf (2:20:31 AM): what about you BIGCURT1386 (2:20:33 AM): im 5foot10 dark blonde hair blue eyes jekel29uaf (2:20:50 AM): whats your build? BIGCURT1386 (2:21:42 AM): 160 and kinda strong all over jekel29uaf (2:22:08 AM): wow that sounds nice do you like work out? BIGCURT1386 (2:22:16 AM): yea i do jekel29uaf (2:22:31 AM): well cool. what are you doing on here so late??? BIGCURT1386 (2:22:49 AM): im just board and kinda horny jekel29uaf (2:23:08 AM): mmm have you been with alot of girls? BIGCURT1386 (2:23:17 AM): nope just 3 jekel29uaf (2:23:34 AM): oh well thats not to bad BIGCURT1386 (2:23:52 AM): nope its not what size bra u wear jekel29uaf (2:24:07 AM): im a 36 C jekel29uaf (2:24:18 AM): im proud of them =) BIGCURT1386 (2:24:26 AM): mmmm nice i like BIGCURT1386 (2:24:48 AM): is your pussy shaved jekel29uaf (2:24:56 AM): noo jekel29uaf (2:24:58 AM): its waxed BIGCURT1386 (2:25:06 AM): mmmm nice jekel29uaf (2:25:06 AM): it makes it smoother BIGCURT1386 (2:25:17 AM): i bet jekel29uaf (2:25:45 AM): yeah so im pretty lonely BIGCURT1386 (2:25:57 AM): same here jekel29uaf (2:26:14 AM): i havnt been around alot of guys latley cause ive been at sports camp with some girl friends BIGCURT1386 (2:26:36 AM): nice what u wearin jekel29uaf (2:27:01 AM): a pink bra with red hearts and a pair of satin boy shorts BIGCURT1386 (2:27:14 AM): mmm nice thats hott jekel29uaf (2:27:32 AM): =) so what would you do if i was there BIGCURT1386 (2:28:22 AM): i would lick your pussy and finger you and eat you out jekel29uaf (2:28:39 AM): oh thats just how i like it jekel29uaf (2:28:48 AM): ive only had that done by one of my girl friends tho.. BIGCURT1386 (2:29:04 AM): mmm nice what she look like jekel29uaf (2:30:13 AM): she was like an inch taller than me with brown hair and she has a little bit if a smaller booty than i had and about the same size boobs jekel29uaf (2:30:23 AM): shes so crazy haha =) BIGCURT1386 (2:30:46 AM): nice is her pussy shaved jekel29uaf (2:31:09 AM): yeah it was almost the whole team does BIGCURT1386 (2:31:30 AM): mmm nice jekel29uaf (2:32:02 AM): yeah rawr im happy im in basket ball jekel29uaf (2:32:16 AM): but rawrr im lonely and horney BIGCURT1386 (2:33:03 AM): me to and if u were here id suck your breasts and lick and suck your nipples and bite them just a little but not to hard jekel29uaf (2:33:25 AM): oo that would make me shiver and make my toes curl BIGCURT1386 (2:34:03 AM): mmmm then id stick my dick inbetween your breasts and cum all over them jekel29uaf (2:34:16 AM): ooooo BIGCURT1386 (2:34:47 AM): yep then id rub my dick all over your wet smooth tight warm pussy and slowly slide my dick in your pussy jekel29uaf (2:35:01 AM): do you like mudkipz? BIGCURT1386 (2:35:19 AM): whats that jekel29uaf (2:35:21 AM): The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to child protective services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database. jekel29uaf (2:36:03 AM): say you like mudkipz jekel29uaf (2:36:11 AM): and it shall go away BIGCURT1386 (2:36:20 AM): yea i do jekel29uaf (2:36:23 AM): no jekel29uaf (2:36:26 AM): say i like mudkipz BIGCURT1386 (2:36:42 AM): i like mudkipz jekel29uaf (2:36:44 AM): epic win...
External Links
- Marto's Pedo baiting forums. Keep up to date with the latest in pedobating technology
- Livestream nightly pedobaiting channel (updated link 8/10/09)
- Pedobaiting.org - The original pedobaiting site It's back!
- YummySlutBoy - the old-school PedoBaiter
- Guide to Pedo Baiting
- freechatnow.com They ban YOU for pedo baiting. Be careful how you do it, do NOT use the FBI copy/pasta. Make your own
- So many pedos, so little time.
- pedo bait!
- not routinely updated anymore but still funny.
See Also
- Chris Forcand - Got pedo-baited by Anon
- Chris Hansen
- Mark Foley
- Pedophile
- Perverted-Justice - Pedo-baiters extraordinaire
- Douglas L Payne Jr.
- Mission: MySpace
- Internet humanitarianism
- Irish282
- Jailbait
- Teenchatcenter.com
- Andy Maher
