Pear Chan
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Beccabae, or as she is better known, "Pear Chan", arrived on the 4chan scene around December of 2008, when pictures of a young and perhaps hot Chan began to appear on the /b/ imageboard. These pictures, though taken with MySpace angles, captivated many of the websites newer users, but seasoned 4channers knew what was up. Something was amiss…
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Phenomena
 Holy Shit! This girl is cute! |
 WOW! Look at those eyes...DO WANT. |
 This girl is perfect! |
 OMFG the best yet! |
As when any anonymous poster uploads images of a young girl to /b/, a huge outcry of “Moar!” went up. However, this time the subject of those pictures was holding a dark and deep secret. No, she wasn’t a trap or a post-op transsexual...no, this time the subject posted was a real, live girl with the most oddly shaped body resembling the “LOL WUT” graphic. The original black and white pictures posted of Pear Chan depicted a young girl, nose ring crooked, who had done a close up on her very pretty face. Anon was not fooled, however, as several cries of “Tits or GTFO” and “Post Ur Ass” were immediately posted by the lard loads.
Surprise!
 Wait...what? |
 I don't care, she is still cute! |
 I mean REALLY cute... |
It is not known who posted the original images or who posted the ensuing onslaught of full body shots of Pear Chan; what is known is that whoever had the images did not hesitate in posting the rest of the images. Soon after the black and white close up of her face was uploaded, several more less flattering images began to appear. Most of these images were taken by Pear Chan herself in her bathroom and usually she is in some state of “hamming it up for the camera.” These photos were received with the usual gang of /b/tards screaming “HARPOONS” and (surprisingly) a lot of posts saying “I’D HIT IT” as well. Whatever the average /b/tard feels, for some unknown and truly insane reason, people want to actually see more of this quivering flesh.
Pregnancy Speculation
At first, it was discussed that she was just an overweight girl who liked to take self-pictures of her large and peculiar body style. This discussion went on for several days until a wise anon interjected with the hypothesis that she perhaps was pregnant or had recently been pregnant. Taking up this line of thinking, several more anons pointed out her stretch marks and the distended way her nipples were riding on her breasts. Some of the more retarded /b/tards just claimed she was a fatty and began to man the harpoons, not realizing that after having a kid, a chick’s body falls completely apart. Although being pregnant is no excuse for the logs of fat on her arms. Thus disproving this theory. 16 year old boys don't know what pregnancy can do to ALL parts of a female's body. Yes, they can get fat on their arms.
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Apparently, several retarded white boys who can't speak proppah are very angry about this sort of phenomenon…and they will also offer you all sorts of advice.
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Gallery
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Fatty Pumper Quotes
Although she has a cute face...she is gargantuan. As such, /b/tards are under the impression she is attainable for them. Here is just a small snippet of white knight faggotry they have produced.
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See Also
External Links
- A definition for you all to read and understand.
- Further examples for those who do not fully understand.
- Her MySpace. She will definitely add you.
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Pear Chan is part of a series on Whores. |
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