Palestine
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Palestine is the drama headquarters of the world. No single place in the world has generated this much drama since Nazi Germany. Palestine continually gets pwned by Israel. Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to spontaneous detonation, causing much annoyance and lulz. The Palestinians have lived in Palestine since last thursday when the Muslim Imperial caliphate pwnd the Byzantines, Jews have lived there since some kike hitchhiked there from Sumeria over 9000 years ago, and his evil enclave followed. According to a 16-year old girl, this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land.
Most recently, Palestinians in Gaza generated enormous drama on the world stage.
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Who Are You Talking To?
Know with whom you are conversing.
- If the person says "Palestine", she is a liberal leftard who supports terrorism.
- If the person says "Israel", she is an armchair Zionist neoconservative fuck.
- If the person says "I am neutral about this matter", she is a liberal Commie or possibly a hippie.
- If the person says "I don't care", she is not a liberal or conservative and does not care about kikes or sandniggers. In accordance with common knowledge, we can deduce she is a freedom hating fascist.
- If the person says "I think Russia should arm Iran to nuke all of Israel and Palestine" she is a Nazi.
- If the person says "The Middle East", she doesn't know what she is talking about and should be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
- If the person says "I am not a she", she is most certainly a she.
- If the person persists that she is not a she, she should be be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
- If she is a he, keep making fun of him.
Islamic Jihad
Muslims of all variations believe in one thing: That Jews should be killed and Israel should be taken over by Muslims. Fortunately, pretty much everyone in the world agrees. Therefore, in 1997 the "Jihad" was founded.
Jihad (Arabic for clubhouse), is a community center in Ramaallah where absolutely no Jews are allowed! Some Jew once attempted to enter Jihad, but they were turned away promptly.
Smaller "Jihad" franchises are popping up all over the world. It is estimated that by 2017 all Palestinians will have died due to attempting to operate Slurpee machines using only one arm.
Recently, Internet Jihads have been pwned. See jihadunspun.com.
Fun With Palestine
- If engaged in a boring conversation about Palestine with a liberal, act confused and ask them to point out the country on a map for you.
- If engaged with said Arab/Liberal ask them to explain why Jordan isn't for Palestinians and watch them stutter and bullshit.
- Ask them if the suffering of other, non-Palestinian Islamic citizens (like these of Darfur) is anywhere as important as the suffering of Palestinian people. You might want to read Wikipedia:Genocide in Darfur first, because the conflict is heavily shushed in the Arab Media and most of those fucktards haven't even heard of the place.
- Americans have been known to engage in Israeli bulldozer tag but seem unfamiliar with the rules.
- If you are particularly lucky, you'll find an Arab who is dumb enough to bitch about those poor Christian Arabs whom the evil Jews forced to flee to the United States. Never mind the fact that the Americans are the only real victims of this policy.
If talking to a Christian evangelist who supports Israel because Muslims are evil, ask them about Christian Palestinians and what they feel about them. It will not compute at all and their head will divide by zero and subsequently explode.
Palestine and Statistics
The Palestinians as a nation owe their existence to a paradox in statistics:
- If you say that Arabs lost about 1% of their turf - the part which has absolutely no oil - it doesn't sound like much.
- But if you say that the Palestinians were bestolen half their precious homeland, it suddenly sounds like a lot.
- Thus, some of the Arabs now call themselves "Palestinians".
In plain English, Palestinians are sandniggers. They are going to deny it. Who wouldn't? But they are.
Palestine is Cancer
Cancer is a group of cells which reproduce uncontrollably until you're dead. The same can be said about Palestinians. Look up the population growth rate on TOW, and figure out how many of them there will be in about 50 years. You could expect that the Palestinian - and especially Gazan - governments figured this out already and are acting proactively to limit the population growth. But alas, they know neither enough math to figure this out nor the concept of acting proactively.
To whom does Palestine belong?
Some say Jews and some say Sandniggers, but it really belongs to Britain cuz they were there at least 100 years ago.
History
When the Romans invaded ancient Israel at least 9000 years ago, the Jews were afraid. They were petrified, and thought the wops were there to stay. But then they spent so many nights thinking how the Romans did them wrong, and thought that they grew strong and that they knew how to get along. So they tried to kick the romans out. But, most of them did not survive. In fact the Roman Emperor Vespasian said "ALL YOUR LAND ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!" and sent the legions along with a healthy contingent of Sandnigger mercenaries.
After severely pwning the Jews he took two thirds of the population and scattered them all across Europe for the lulz. To thank the Sandniggers for their help, he let them settle Palestine. And that’s how Allah gave the holy land to the Muslims. If you say Palestine belongs to Jews, you hate Allah and you disrespect the great Roman emperor. This is why if somebody ever took something from you even though Allah or Emperor Vespasian told you it's yours, you've been Palestined.
This video illustrates the Jewish uprising against Romans. Vespasian is the disco ball.
Famous Palestinians
- Izzi (Sileas) - A Palestinian internet celebrity, whose blog was raped and removed.
- Carlos Latuff - At least he thinks he is.
- Samia - Only half.
- Liberal community - They wish.
- DAM - Palestinian rap group. Palestine + rap = LMFAO
- [1]- Mickey Mouse from Hamas' kids tv
Palestine and Flame Wars
If you get involved in a flame war relating to the Irsaeli-Palestine conflict and want some Palestinian terrorists/liberals on your side, consider inviting the following people:
Kid's TV
This shit is as real as Marilyn Manson is ugly. In this video, the fluffy pink bunny and the cute little girl tell children to go to Denmark and kill a few people. Encyclopedia Dramatica supports this message 100%. When the DVD is released, you should buy it for your own child, along with a one-way ticket to Copenhagen.
(Confirmation in a CNN article, Norwegian newspaper article)
Fun Facts
- Palestinians are Arabs, but have absolutely no oil. Poor bastards. They also have no nuclear power (pwned) and their best guns are World War One era Thompsons.
- According to the United Nations and the Boston Globe, the average resident of Gaza requires a half a ton of flour daily to survive. Man, those motherfuckers can eat!
- About 700,000 Arabs were punted out of Israel in 1948. They immediately started fucking like wild animals and now number about four million. It's like leaving a rabbit cage unattended, goddamnit.
- The only way for Arab-Jew conflict to end is for the Jews to exterminate roughly 6 million Muslim Arabs.
- Due to the brainwashing by the LIBERAL MEDIA ELITE the Jews will be applauded for such heroic peace keeping.
- DO IT FAGGOT, DO IT!!!
See Also
External Links
Palestine is part of a series on Islam 
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