PROJECT CHANOLOGY

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The correct title of this article is Project Chanology. It appears incorrectly here because of cruise control for cool.

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◄ PROJECT CHANOLOGY ►

• MAY 10th OPERATION FAIRGAME:STOP
JUNE 14th GLOBAL PROTEST PLANNING



// International Raid News @ //


Project Chanology iRL Raids Latest News


Comment NB: THERE ARE SUBPAGES FOR THE GROWING MEDIA COVERAGE AND IRL PROTEST INFO PLZ ADV


 
“ 		 
Anonymous will be handled and stopped
  		„
 

—Representative of the Church of Scientology before being owned Feb 10th


Contents

Used for flooding.
Used for flooding.

Sometime before January 16, 2008, Anonymous realized it had nothing better to do than get their collective panties in a twist because there is a cult masquerading as a church. The resulting actions have snowballed into PROJECT CHANOLOGY, which is a covert LOL overt plan to subjugate Co$ by any means necessary. So far the most effective subjugation tactic found is replacing the letter 's' with a '$'; the plan goes on to include tactics closely mirroring the Church's own "Fair Game" policies which it uses to justify IRL trolling of anyone who crosses them including its own members. PROJECT CHANOLOGY (aka Operation Chanology and Operation CoSplay) and its phases are currently in various stages of completion and will end only in the utter ruination of Scientology. PC is also notable for being considered serious business; when in fact it is whatever you make it. You can help by realizing PC 's broad subversive and ultimately satirical nature.

[edit] In A.D. 2008, war was beginning

Tom Cruise, a devout placentafag, taped an interview for the church that was ultimately posted on YouTube. Rather than thank the well-intentioned clear who leaked the video, the Church of Scientology got all butthurt and had the video removed. Video here: [1] And here [2]

KSW LRH SP OT III??!
KSW LRH SP OT III??!

[edit] CENSORED

[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.]

[edit] Re: Censored

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

[edit] PROJECT CHANOLOGY Forms

PROJECT CHANOLOGY began as a simple proposal. It was initially met with skepticism, but after an intense debate PROJECT CHANOLOGY was approved. The following quotes are excerpted from that historic debate.

 
“ 		 
Gentlemen, this is what I have been waiting for. Habbo, Fox, The G4 Newfag Flood crisis. Those were all training scenarios. This is what we have been waiting for. This is a battle for justice. Every time /b/ has gone to war, it has been for our own causes. Now, gentlemen, we are going to fight for something that is right. I say damn those of us who advise against this fight. I say damn those of us who say this is foolish. /b/ROTHERS, THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO RISE AS NOT ONLY HEROES OF THE INTERNETS, BUT AS ITS GUARDIANS.

/b/ROTHERS. LET THE DEMONS OF THE INTARWEBS BECOME THE ANGELS THAT SHALL VANQUISH THE EVIL THAT DARE TURN ITS FACE TO US.

/b/ROTHERS....

MAN THE HARPOONS!
 

„
 

—Anon


 
“ 		 
This is gay. I just want to fix my code and shoop things onto Dakota Fanning's face. Idiots....
  		„
 

—Anon



 
“ 		 
SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYSAYERS. NOW WE KNOW WHO HIDES BEHIND THE NAME "ANONYMOUS" AND WHO WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE. NOW WE KNOW WHO IS WILLING TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE. NOW WE KNOW WHO IS WILLING TO REACH OUT AND GRAB REDEMPTION AND IMMORTALITY WITH TWO HANDS.
  		„
 

—Anon


The Formal Declaration of War


 
“ 		 
RESOLUTION Declaring that a state of war exists between the "Church" of Scientology and the Internet and making provisions to prosecute the same.

Whereas the "Church" of Scientology has committed unprovoked acts of war against the Internet and Society as a whole; and

Whereas, such acts continue to pose an unusual and extraordinary threat to the security and freedom of the Internet and its users; and

Whereas, such acts render it both necessary and appropriate that Anonymous exercise its rights to self-defense and to seek out lulz: Therefore be it Resolved by Anonymous in /i/ and /b/ assembled,

That the state of war between the Anonymous and the "Church" of Scientology which has thus been thrust upon the Internet is hereby formally declared; and

That Anonymous is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire force of Anonymous and the resources of the Internet to prosecute war against the "Church" of Scientology; and

To bring the conflict to a successful termination, all of the resources of Anonymous are hereby pledged.
 

„
 

—/i/NSURGENCY


 
“ 		 
THIS IS MORE EPIC THAT ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN BEFORE....IF LEFT UNCHECKED THIS COULD UNDO THE VERY INTERNETS ITSELF, MANY ANONS MAY FALL BUT THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED
  		„
 

— ANON

[edit] PROJECT CHANOLOGY Gets Underway

Anon comes calling.
Anon comes calling.


After the troops were rounded up Anonymous prepared. Starting on the 16th of January, Scientology's primary web site, Scientology.org, began to experience heavy DDoS and Gigaloader attacks. Many Scientology call centers were treated to the music of Rick Astley and a great number of pizzas and taxis were mistakenly ordered for Scientology buildings around the world.

 
“ 		 
I've been fax DDoSing with black pieces of paper taped together creating an infinite loop but they've recently blocked them from coming through.
  		„
 

—anon

 
“ 		 
Scientology's forces have been flanked, we have won the battle, but the war- has just begun....
  		„
 

—Anon

[edit] Scientology Strikes Back

Eventually, the Scifags decided they had enough buttrape and in retaliation did what they always do: sick their evil lawyers on anyone and everyone who might be to blame.

However, after further investigation into the matter it soon became clear as to who was really responsible for all of this.

[edit] Conditions Escalate

After the Scientologists websites initially went down the enemy responded with their own bandwidth attacks on the insurgency wiki, ED, and other sites hosting the plans for the raid. However, the church didn't know that anonymous is relentless and the raid continued unfazed. When Scientology.com was finally restored to working order the amount of web traffic not only returned but increased to 18 times greater than normal, a third of which was redirects from BBC News. The renewed PROJECT CHANOLOGY attacks in addition to the traffic due to media attention overloaded the servers and Scientology.com went down again. Unsatisfied, Anonymous acquired new targets and began taking down other Scientology websites around the world one by one. On January 21st, 10 major Scientology websites were either brought down or slowed to a crawl.

[edit] IRL Co$ Protests

Please see: SoC CLOSED DUE TO rAIDS!

[edit] Anonymous Leaders

If you have any questions or concerns about the protests, or if you would like to participate in future raids, you can reach the CEO of Anonymous Inc. at: 

Hal Turner
1906 Paterson Plank Road
North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900
USA

Or you can call during our normal business hours, 11pm-6am at +1-201-484-0060 EST

If you are calling out of normal business hours, please try our CTO and Computer Science III trainer 

  Alex Wuori
  57 Barcelona Ct 
  Fairfield, CA 94533-286

[edit] March 15th: The ides of March

In reaction to the vast amounts of win on 2/10, Anonymous carried out a second IRL raid against the Church of Scientology, dubbed Operation Party Hard. Operation Chanology has been extended indefinitely until such a time as Anonymous feels that victory has been achieved.

[edit] April 12th: Operation Reconnect

Due to the massive amounts of win achieved at 3/15, Anonymous continued to rape the Co$ by staging Operation Reconnect on 4/12, encouraging ex-Scilons and current Scilons alike to "reconnect" with their families. Reports are still coming in on all the progress made.

[edit] May 10th: Operation BATTLETOAD EARTH

Scientology pre-release of Battletoad Earth for Wii 10 May 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHITCOCK! There's ANOTHER raid happening on May 10th! This one is called OPERATION BATTLETOAD EARTH, and we need even moar Anons and epic win than the last three raids combined. DO IT FAGGOTS.

Please keep in mind some anons and /b/tards are too fat to leave grandmas basement and actually do something with themselves. Please keep in mind some non-/b/tards won't get the fucking joke and think WE are a fucking joke if we seriously use that stupid name for the next protest. Please keep in mind that the other name for the IRL raid, Operation Fair Game: Stop, can be used so that people will take it more seriously than its alternative name.

[edit] Timeline of Events

  • 1/16/08- PROJECT CHANOLOGY begins.
  • 1/18/08- Slowpoke raiders show up on the scheduled day. Site still down. Also, Cloverfield can derelict my balls, capEtan.
  • 1/19/08- Still pissy, site still down, along with the dianetics hotline (1-800-367-8788) or (01342 318229) if you're a britfag, which have been rickrolled to death.
  • 1/20/08- Site is up and down throughout the day. Media begins to take notice.
  • 1/21/08 - Second Wave. Official declaration of war and message to scientology on Jewtube released. Moar media take notice redirecting additional traffic to scientology.org. The general Internet populace now see Anonymous as the good guys. 20+ Scientology websites taken down. PROJECT CHANOLOGY reaches the tipping point OTI.
  • 1/22/08- Splongcat claims to release secret Co$ OTIX documents to the Internet, but fails as usual.

In retaliation to the constant assualt by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.

  • 1/23/08 Anonymous has delivered, another super secret dox released. (not Splongcat's) Download and re-upload before the Co$ can take it down! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! [3]

TOM CRUISE ORDERS EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF Co$ SERVERS Co$ used the downtime to moves scientology.org server from it's own server farm to a secure data center owned by Prolexic Technologies, which specializes in DDoS-resilient hosting services. Anonymous was encouraged to call Prolexic at +1 (954) 620-6002, fax them at +1 (954) 925-6642, or e-mail them at sales@prolexic.com to congratulate them on winning the Co$ hosting contract. You can also contact their emergency team at 911@prolexic.com .

  • 1/24/08
  • Scientology.org Site Temporarily Unavailable.

Sorry, the site you requested is currently unavailable. It will be available as soon as possible. Please try again later. Generated Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:44 GMT by Prolexic.com (SI1.PHX1/3.0) Then, again, the fastest loading site EVAR

  • Scientology.com working

Anon's activities are reported in Sky News and Old Media.

  • 1/26/08: ANOP1

The raid on the Church of Scientology of Orlando was a complete success.
YouTube Video #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKQ75F0XsA
YouTube Video #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez5NO-9o-g
IRC Channel: irc.esylum.net #florida

  • 1/28/08

Wise Beard Man bestows his bearded wisdom on Anon.

  • 2/2/08

The second raid on the Church of Scientology in Orlando was a smashing success, with over 9000 protesters showing up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gMByvzFpU

  • 2/10/08

The day of reckoning - IRL raids are made of god and win

  • 3/15/08

IRL raids are once again made of god and win but with moar scilons with guns!

  • 4/3/08

LAPD drops all charges against Sean Carasov, begins investigating Scifaggery.

  • 4/12/08

Operation Reconnect begins with even moar awesome, delicious cake, and thetans.

  • 5/10/08

A fourth raid titled "Operation: Battletoad Earth" will begin. (You can't be serious. Naming it "Battletoad Earth" will blow everything we've been trying to work for out the fucking window, idiot.) How about something evil and sinister sounding, like "Project SP?"

[edit] Media Coverage

Plox see (and add to) PROJECT CHANOLOGY: Media Coverage

WHY ARE WE STRESSED ?!
WHY ARE WE STRESSED ?!


[edit] Previous Controversies

brb, cult. An uncanny resemblance to Forcand, wouldn't you say?
brb, cult. An uncanny resemblance to Forcand, wouldn't you say?

The Church of Scientology has a litigious history involving government agencies and former Co$ members. In the early 1980s, 11 Scientologists—including Hubbard's wife—were convicted of burglary and wiretapping after they infiltrated private and government agencies in an effort to thwart investigations of the church. In the early 1970s, the Internal Revenue Service documented that Hubbard himself was skimming millions of dollars from the church and stashing it in Swiss bank accounts. By 1985, the IRS was seeking an indictment of Hubbard for tax fraud. The government dropped its case when Hubbard died in 1986.

Recently, German government officials classified Scientology as a cult, describing the Co$ as devoted to money, expansion, and the domination of German society. They also expressed fears that once Scientologists gained toeholds in government institutions, they would use their official position as teachers and bureaucrats to proselytize. Although there are isolated examples of Scientologists proselytizing while working for the government, much of the paranoia related to social issues seems to stem from Germany's Nazi hangover; the fear that a small, well-organized, and secretive organization, if left to its own devices, could undermine the country's democracy. By most accounts, Scientology's emphasis on money and control over its believers is significant and real. Each self-improvement lesson leads to the next, and the price tag for the entire course of lessons for the devoted practitioner, as well as the hundreds of goods and services offered by the Church of Scientology, can wander into the six-figure range. Critics, both in Germany and the United States, have often accused the Church of Scientology of brainwashing its members and depleting their assets.

Spreading actual Co$ doctrine will not only show the batshit for what it is, but it will also piss them off to no end. The Co$ is fiercely protective of all its products and will spare no effort to profit off of every word.

Support with independent, non-Co$ affiliated Scientology-tards, Free zone is another opportunity for great justice. The president of freezone has stated that freezone offers philosophical support to channology and directly opposes much of the practices of the Co$ international.

[edit] Anonymous Videos

An Anonymous Message to Scientology

Warren Ellis - Approves!



 
“ 		 
Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.

Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind--for the laughs--we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.

You cannot hide; we are everywhere.

We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day--and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No--they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.

Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

WE DO NOT FORGET.

Expect us.
 

„
 

—Anonymous


Anonymous : Dear News Organization.

Original Response to the Media Linked in News Articles was Removed by Youtube for ToS Violations!!'

Warren Ellis - Approves Again!
Links to the facepunchstudios ripoff LOL!



 
“ 		 

Dear News Organizations,

We have been watching your reporting of Anonymous's Conflict with The Church of Scientology. As you said. The so called Church of Scientology, have actively misused copyright, and trademark law, in pursuit of its own agenda. They attempt, not only to subvert free speech, but to recklessly pervert justice to silence those who speak out against them. We find it interesting that you did not mention the other objections in your news reporting. The stifling and punishment of dissent within the totalitarian organization of Scientology. The numerous, alleged human rights violations. Such as the treatment and events that led to the deaths of victims of the cult such as Lisa McPherson.

This Cult is Nothing but a psychotically driven pyramid scheme. Why are you, the news media. Afraid of discussing these matters? It is your duty to report on these matters. You are Failing in your Duty.

Their activities make them an affront to freedom. Remember. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

This information is Everywhere. It is your Duty to expose it.

It is easy to find. Google is your friend.

This is not Religious Persecution. But the suppression of a powerful, criminal fascist regime.

It is left to Anonymous. The Church has been declared Fair Game. It will be dismantled and destroyed.

"When Anonymous, sees an evil fascist brainwashing organization. Anonymous knows, it has to help mankind. Because Anonymous knows that it is only Anonymous that can help."

Members of the Church. Anonymous is not your enemy. The Church of Scientology is your enemy. The Church has enslaved you.

Free Yourselves. Change, does not roll in, on the wheels of inevitability. But comes through continuous struggle.

Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor. It must be demanded by the oppressed.

Take it. Demand it.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not Forgive. We do not Forget. This is only the beginning. Expect us
 

„
 

—Anonymous


[edit] Reaction

[edit] Mark Bunker from XenuTv Addresses Anonymous.

Wise beard man is wise.
Wise beard man is wise.


Wise Beard Questions the Spear of Destiny


[edit] Wbm on the Radio

[edit] Advice for Anonymous


Dude Says Stuff. You Should Listen


Very Important Message from the video

 
“ 		 
Hello Anonymous,

I have been watching your campaign against Scientology since its inception and have been impressed by your commitment and momentum in building a movement to confront this quiet evil that has for too long flown under the radar of the common man. I am inspired by your creativity and the speed and ease with which you have generated a distributed network of activists and contributors.

But while I stand behind you, I cannot stand with you. I am not Anonymous. I am known, and will be known. I have created this identity to help distinguish myself from your movement as I endeavour to provide a perspective from outside with an understanding from inside. Please do not misconstrue my concerns and criticism as attacks or attempts at subterfuge, as I only wish to remind Anonymous of its goals and the utility of its actions. You may consider me a super-ego, of sorts, if that is not too grandiose a title to bestow upon oneself.

Currently, there is much anticipation of the 10th of February and rightly so. Street protests are an excellent way of raising awareness of an issue and demonstrating the strength of public opinion. Guard yourselves, however, as so often the pretext of "raising awareness" is used to justify self-indulgent and ineffective protesting. How many Facebook groups dedicated to solving one hot button issue have used this same justification for their ineffectual existence? How many groups that you yourselves have mocked and raided? Remember this after February 10th. Raising awareness and adding to your ranks is important, but only if there is something that comes after for these new recruits to do.

Ensure that there are big plans for the period following February 10th. Letter-writing campaigns. Engagement with legislators. Set clear goals and objectives that will have a meaningful impact on the Church. This will allow Anonymous to stay on target and also stay motivated, as it is able to track its wins and progress toward wins. Develop catchy anti-scientology slogans to attract public attention. So far so many slogans have been about Anonymous. Joe Public does not care, nor does he need to, about Anonymous. He needs to care about Scientology. Cater for this in your materials.

Similarly, do not forget your pledge that Anonymous is attacking the institution of the so-called Church, of Scientology and not the followers of Scientology itself. Maybe an exception will be made in Mr Cruise' case, in light of his high profile, terrible films and role in the corruption of the Fresh Prince. But for the rank and file, remember that they, more than anyone else, are the victims of this organisation. Do not use the memory of Lisa McPherson, a Scientologist unto death, as a cudgel to intimidate or taunt these people. Read the links provided with this message to educate yourself on the nature of the "training" scientology recruits endure, and the frustration and inadequacy many feel as they "stall" and are forced to purchase more and more sessions. These are scared, lonely people, however aggressively they may act. Silence the critics of your movement. Show that you are not in this simply to justify a hormonal urge for rebellion and destruction by reaching out to these people. Care for them.

This may sound like a soft approach, but these vulnerable individuals are the foundation upon which the rotten tower stands. Crack that foundation and the fissures will run right to the top.

Valentine's day approaches. I recommend raids to distribute Valentine's cards to scientologists as they leave their centres. Naturally, you will sign the cards as Anonymous, in the tradition of the season. Also inscribe a message of comfort, or a link to a website that may help these people by letting them know that they are not alone, and that we are working to help them.

In the coming times, the challenges you face and the tasks you undertake my require you to be less than Anonymous. Do not decieve yourselves, and do not fear. While Scientology is indeed frivilously litigious, it is not your anonymity that protects you. It is your numbers. Just as your script kiddies overwhealm their web presence, so your activists will overwhealm their capacity to prosecute. Do not forget that other name you call yourself.

You are Legion. And that is your strength.

Do not forgive. Do not forget. Knowledge is free. I stand behind you.
 

„
 

—Anonymous


[edit] The Regime Reaction

A so-called Scientologist regime threatens the chans and mentions CP! It is made of poorly-done GLaDOS and fail. Not only is our GLaDOS superior, but it is also a fully functional Disk Operating System, and arguably, still alive.

The Regime hasn't said or done anything in quite a while, and it is believed that they have all been killed to death by the smarter and more attractive hordes of Anonymous.

The sound card generated voice on the video is way high which makes them totally gay amiright?

[edit] The Official Scientology Reaction

[edit] Moar Reactions

[edit] Conclusion

PC CoSplay is argued to be an epic IRL win, and an utterly amazing failure. The ying and yang effect of PC was finally considered suspended, when some oldfag posted a thread demanding the return of Snacks and numa numa. Nevertheless, (and) nothing of value was lost; for somewhere hidden on ebaumsworld the next phase was being enturbulated. Fortunately, fans and critics alike will always have Magoo, The Geterator, Gas Mask Girl ,Wise Beard Man, and Raidfag Wench to fall back on just in case the future raids miscarry.

[edit] Prank Calls

HAIL XENU!
HAIL XENU!
Scientology gets Rick Roll'd and Bel Air'd



[edit] Other Prank calls

[edit] Bel Air

 
“ 		 
Now this is the religion all about how,

Hubbard's wallet got flipped turned upside down. So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear.

On the planet Coltice born and raised Mining Vespene gas is how I spent most of my days, Being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan ball outside Scientology school. When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good, started freezing brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano and my Overlord got scared and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak, that planet with air"

So I Whistled for a DC8 and when it came near, It had no propellers just rockets in the rear If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it, Then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear"

I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago And yelled to Xenu "Yo ho, Imprison you later" I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there To haunt us some primates with little body hair.
 

„
 

—Will Smith suspected $cientologist



 
“ 		 
Now this is a story all about how my

Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute of my own free will I'll tell you how I become a refugee in Beverly Hills

In West Santa Monica I lay my head On the Hollywood set is where I make my bread Auditin', clearin', like a true celebrity And shootin' up the ranks in Scientology When a bunch of dirty Jews they were so pathetic Started sayin' bad things about my Dianetics Got me all enturbulated and Jada felt ill She said, "You're movin' with Tom and Katie in Beverly Hills."

I said OK and then the earth just shook And down from the shelf fell a history book I wanted to piss the Jews off if I could So I yelled "Hey Jews! Hitler was good!"

I jumped in the limo hit the road at last Shouted out the window "Crank up the poison gas!" 90210 I could finally chill Dianetics refugee in Beverly Hills
 

„
 

—$cientology fanboi Will Smith


[edit] Related Quotes

 
“ 		 
If you really want to enslave people, tell them that you're going to give them total freedom.
  		„
 

—L. Ron Hubbard


 
“ 		 
There's only one thing wrong with this universe — suppressives who specialize in caving people in. They walk among us undetected, hiding behind masks of social veneer. And they use those masks while they spread confusion and enturbulation.
  		„
 

—International Scientology News Issue 24 © 2003 CSI


 
“ 		 

I will not always be here on guard.
The stars twinkle in the Milky Way
And the wind sighs for songs
Across the empty fields of a planet
A Galaxy away.
You won’t always be here.
But before you go,
Whisper this to your sons
And their sons —
“The work was free.
Keep it so.”
 

„
 

— L. RON HUBBARD, preface of The Technical Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology


 
“ 		 
"Freedom of speech means we need to allow all to speak - including those we strongly disagree with. I am of the opinion that the Church of Scientology is a criminal organisation and a cult which is designed by its delusional founder to abuse people. I am still committed to fight for their right to speak their opinion"
  		„
 

—Andreas Heldal-Lund


 
“ 		 
"It really is futile to try and remove the Tom Cruise copyright infringement from the internet. The Scientologists, by taking action to enforce their copyrights, have made it a news story. The mistake was not to foresee that a news story has special protection in copyright law in reporting news and current events."
  		„
 

—Mark Stephens, media lawyer at London law firm Finers Stephens Innocent


 
“ 		 
The Anonymous of the Chans, and indeed, of the entire Internet are right. It is time for everyone to collaborate and take this obvious cult down. Hatred and feuds aside, we, the furries of the Internet, shall dedicate ourselves to helping our Anonymous /b/rothers in destroying this menace. It will be a long battle, but we will persevere, and we will win. Whenever you need us, we will be charging our lazers. Let us show them the motherfucking furry fury of the Internet.
  		„
 

—Furries


 
“ 		 
Scientology has been officially declared Fair Game. Any Scientologist may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Anonymous without any discipline of the Anonymous. They may be tricked, sued, lied to or destroyed.
  		„
 

—Anon, Paraphrasing CoS



 
“ 		 
These are the times, now, people. Okay? These are the times we will all remember. Were you there? What did you do?
  		„
 

—Tom Cruise



 
“ 		 
Dianetics is not in any way covered by legislation anywhere, for no law can prevent one man sitting down and telling another man his troubles, and if anyone wants a monopoly on dianetics, be assured that he wants it for reasons which have to do not with dianetics but with profit.
  		„
 

—L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health


 
“ 		 
Chanology is legit and could prove to the world that anon is actually powerful, rather that a mere annoyance from the deep holes of the internets.
  		„
 

—Anon

 
“ 		 
Our Redemption Lies In Their Demise.
  		„
 

—Anon


 
“ 		 
I can no longer sit back and allow Scientologist infiltration, Scientologist indoctrination, Scientologist subversion and the international Scientologist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
  		„
 

—Anon


 
“ 		 
We are anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. We were expected.
  		„
 

—Anon

[edit] Gallerology

Screencaps

We are Legion

Scientology.org, crashed again by anon on 21:st

Slashdot knows who is really behind this.

lolicon and cake ARE EXCELLENT RESPONSES TO ANONYMOUS

Use this for flooding again

The pressure is on

listen to this man, he is a doctor.

Drama? In my 7chan?

Facts...Riiiight.

I am in your newsgroup, enturbulating your Clams...

A Scilon responds...

Recently viewed on Amazon


Dox and News Clips

$5000 Bounty

Hosting Scientology videos is srs bsns

Tom Cruise addresses the media after the raid.

XEMU in the LA Times, 1985

IS IT CAN BE PSYCHIATRIC CARE TIEM NOW PLEES ?

This is relevant to my interests

XEMU in the LA Times, 1985

Funny LA Times article, 1963

Funny NY Times article, 1963

Delicious publicity!


Flyers and Posters

Much Respect!

Anonymous in the attack

77 times!

Know the Difference!

Nice mysteriously ominous looking poster to scare scifags with, post this shit everywhere

lol xenu