Online dating
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Online Dating is a modern phenomenon in that, regardless of how many freakish, desperate, fat and dirty people we meet, we continue to search online for "The Right One". Every online dater knows that their so called "girlfriend" actually isn't interested at all in them, nevertheless they refuse to admit it. Their empty lives leave them with nothing to do besides go on some instant messenger or chat and type things such as "*sticks his 20 inch cock in 2 her ass super hard*" and "*grunts and screems as he shoots 2 galons of seemen into her body*". Anyways internet dating is for faggots that are too ugly to get a date in real life, so they resort to online relationships which they deem "Just as good.".
As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright lies.
Women seeking men: common terms
- Voluptuous: This is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat.
- BBW: This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it."
- Free-spirited: Synonym for filthy hippy slut.
- Shallow/Superficial: You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks.
- Not skinny, but not huge: Synonym for voluptuous.
- Real man: Synonym for pussy whipped.
- Knows how to treat a lady: Synonym for real man
- Outgoing: A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality just fucks every guy within a 5-mile radius.
- Independent: Synonym for feminist dyke
- "My friends say..." or "Some guys tell me...": This is the beginning of a sentence that is a lie
- "Not a ho": She's a ho.
- "Easy going": Easy.
- "Fun": Your results may vary.
As I researched, I found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of nine things. They are:
- I'm fat
- I'm ugly
- I have no social skills
- I'm fat
- I'm a slut
- Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an unbearable bitch
- I'm fat
- I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match.
- And last, but not least... I'm fat.
Men seeking women: common terms
- Sensitive: Also known as in the closet. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently."
- Romantic: Will do anything to get laid.
- "Want to hang out?": Translation: "Want to have sex?"
There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much:
- Queer and/or get beat up, or
- Want to get laid.
See Also
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