Omegle

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Omegle is a site made last thursday using the already tried and true method of putting two anonymous people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!

The twist is that you have the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's(Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being retarded towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions.

There are over 9000 people on Omegle from Brazil, and even moar from Indonesia.

Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:

• You: sup?
• Stranger: cocks

Gallery

Omegle Logs

I'm not sure he caught on... The solution to all of life's problems. The sad truth. A normal person would reply "ASL?"

That's a typo. He meant to say mormon. Somewhere a butthurt youtuber made a 22-minute response to this. Here is the link. Sweet relief for what ails the boner. Linkified Failed troll is pwned by a somewhat lesser idiot. Also, niggers I guess that means no. Don't look for cyber on Omegle. OMG I GOT IT RIGHT!!! Omegle can fuck you over

Trolling

Rick Rolling and Lemonpartying are common ways to troll strangers looking for slutty pix.

Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking buzzkill, some methods must be changed.When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:

If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

Obviously playing the party van on unsuspecting pedos is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following copypasta:

NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.

Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish

It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:

• Stranger1: hi
• Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
• Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
• Stranger2: oh, okay...
• Stranger1: ...
• Stranger2: ...
• Stranger1: cocks

The New Rules

1. Go to omegle.com & start a chat

2. Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & link to it.

3. ??????

4. LULZ!!!

Another lulz from some anon at 4chan /r9k/:

• Go to omegle.com
• Copy and paste this: 'A wild abra appears.'
• If they say anything else than 'use sleep' or 'throw pokeball' say, 'Wild abra uses teleport!' and disconnect.
• Repeat 50 times.

Logs

Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:

Logs can be found here

External Links

• Omegleblog
• Funny Omegle Convos
• Omegle-like Site
• Omegle