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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Old people is anyone over the age of twenty five who isn't dead yet. Old people can remember loads of stuff from the past. At least they say they can remember, but it's possible they're just making shit up. All old people fought in World War II, and so Hitler impressions provide immediate lulz when in their presence. Some go down the dark path of the Red Hat Cult.

Contents 1 Some Examples of Old People 2 Some Stuff Old People Claim to Remember 3 Gallery 4 See Also

[edit] Some Examples of Old People

• Grandmothers
• Lemon Party
• Your mom
• George W. Bush
• The Queen
• Any 80 year old Chinese man in panties
• Jesus
• John McCain
• Madonna (Jesus's mom)
• Oldchan
• ODB
• Chankachankaboo

[edit] Some Stuff Old People Claim to Remember

• World War II
• When milk was tuppence a pint
• usenet
• BBSs
• Punctuation
• Old memes
• Text Files
• AOL
• Earthnet.com
• When /b/ was good

[edit] Gallery

THEASE GOGGLES DON'T WORK BATMAN	Typical retired man, ruining a perfectly good chair	This is what you are going to be	And this (Ravenous Pedophile!).
Old people FAIL!	Typical old man checking out 12-year-old girls.

[edit] See Also

• Old Meme
• Diabeetus
• 80 year old Chinese man in panties
• Lemon party