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Old people are anyone over the age of twenty five who isn't dead yet. Old people can remember loads of stuff from the past. At least they say they can remember, but it's possible they're just making shit up. All old people fought in World War II, and so Hitler impressions provide immediate lulz when in their presence. Some go down the dark path of the Red Hat Cult.

It is a well known fact that all old men and most old women are pedophiles. Proof: Groups like the AARP are run by Jews and pedophiles and have long argued that poor pensioners should be allowed to order low-priced drugs - i.e. Viagra and Cialis for use in raping children - from Canada.

The word old refers to something that has either happened at least 100 years ago or never happened at all (like the holocaust). Alternatives to using the word old is olde or Aulde. These are commonly used by Goth kids, elitist faggots and pseudo-intellectuals.

Contents 1 Some Examples of Old People 2 Some Stuff Old People Claim to Remember 3 Old people on the Internet 4 Old and On Drugs 5 Ye Fucking Aulde Gallery 6 See Also 6.1 Oldsex 6.2 The Final Solution to the Old Problem

Some Examples of Old People

• Alison
• Any 80 year old Chinese man in panties
• Chankachankaboo
• Edarem
• Every disgusting, inhuman elderly monster in the gallery below
• George W. Bush
• Hippies
• Jesus
• John McCain
• Madonna (Jesus's mom)
• Oldchan
• ODB
• The Queen
• Your mom

Some Stuff Old People Claim to Remember

• AOL
• BBSs
• Earthnet.com
• Punctuation
• Text Files
• Usenet
• When /b/ was good
• Woodstock or when young people cared about issues
• World War II
• /z/

Old people on the Internet

Old people are incapable of using the internet for anything but email. They rarely actually type emails; instead they forward emails they got from other old people to absolutely everyone they know. Typical contents of old people email forwards:

• General shit nobody cares about
• Letters to the Internet condemning offensive material
• Pictures of cats doing funny shit
• Some 5-year-old meme that they just discovered
• Unfunny jokes
• Virus alerts
• Why Obama is a terrorist
• Proof the Jews did WTC

Old and On Drugs

Ye Fucking Aulde Gallery

Alzheimers: Excuse to act like a nincompoop.	THEASE GOGGLES DON'T WORK BATMAN	Typical retired man, ruining a perfectly good chair	This is what you are going to be
A ravenous pedophile	Old people frequently fail	Typical old pedo checking out 12 year old girls	Nope.
Dude, this chick is fucking old.	Old people can be emotionally sensitive.	Old people can drive.	Shar-Pei dogs are born old
Holy Fucking Shit.	Bordering on necrophilia	This is what happens when you get old	The sickest fuck on the internets
Old people die.	Grandma noooooo!!!!

See Also

• Cripple
• Diabeetus
• Disease
• Old media
• Old Meme

Oldsex

• Anna Nicole Smith
• Cougars
• Grandmothers
• GILF (Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck)
• Lemon party
• Necrophilia - AKA post-elderly pornography
• Old porn
• Tijuana bibles

The Final Solution to the Old Problem

• Deadpool
• Death
• Death Cat - #1 cause of death among the elderly
• Death List
• Death Note