Ohio

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Actual Ohio Citizen

The Cuyahoga River, one of Ohio's natural wonders. No, there isn't anything on the river that's burning, the river itself is on fire.

If you move to Ohio, be prepared to stay for a while.

Just one of the dazzling works of art found in Ohio.

Touchdown Jeebus outside Dayton, OH prays to end Ohio faggotry.

Ohio is a part of the United States. This is due to a major problem in the creation of states and Ohio just stole a bunch of people from other states with promises of escaping to Canada but never allowed them to actually leave; this resulted in the high percentage of inbreeding in Ohio.

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The Ohio way of doing things involves hating peepee (if you try to peepee in a gas station they tell you no because bathrooms are illegal in gas stations due to crackheads stealing inside of bathrooms somehow make it easier to steal).

Ohio is also home of the Cleveland Browns, who are the IRL equivalent of Epic Fail Guy. Cincinnati is also sometimes mistakenly said to be in Ohio.

That is pretty much it for doing things in Ohio.

WRONG! Ohio has one of the highest populations of white supremacists, meaning that you can either wail on niggers, or if you're lazy like me, kick up a lawn chair on MLK jr. day and watch the epic battles.

Other Shit to Do in Ohio:

• Sit on your ass
• Drink
• Drink
• Attend the nation's largest Country Concert in Fort Loramie
• Drink because you just wasted part of your life at a Country Concert in Fort Loramie
• Go over to Fairfield and have a really fun time with the teenagers there.
• Own a small town
• Get an STD
• Drink because of STD
• Start a shitty college band at Ohio State University
• Get addicted to meth
• Watch civilization degrade at a rapid pace
• Drink because of said degrading
• Claim that this is the year that OSU doesn't lose to an SEC team in the National Championship (Note: This will never happen)
• Kill yourself
• Start a methlab.

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Ohio is home to a wide variety of interesting people, from the college students at Ohio State to the elderly. 50% of Ohio State students are faggots while the other 50% are homos. Some of the inhabitants of Ohio can seem to be bitter at times, this is most likely because they live in Ohio.

Ohio was once up for consideration to be removed from the United States, but it was on a bill that included the population control of black people.

It is a common misconception that Ohio allows lulz; but like Boston, Ohio hates lulz. (Just try and have some, you'll be held captive in Ohio for at least 100 years.)

Some of Ohio's more famous residents:

• Brian Peppers
• Mix Hyena
• Merle Whitefire
• Bob Frantz
• Bloodydiaperman
• Guma Kawauso
• Wayah
• Kazakai
• Rick James, Bitch!

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