Nymphetamine
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If you could gather and concentrate all the illness's of the internet and embody them in one individual you would have Nymphetamine, real name is Kelly Mac'fail. Nymphetamine lurks on B0G up to 14 hours a day. she like many many basement dwellers has a advanced case of internet disease, however her case is the first known case that is terminal ....... hopefully. She/he has replaced any social life that with the emo blog and gore space that is b0g, having turned away from a potentially successfully career in donkey shows and transvestite fetishism. nymphetamine has logged Up 700 posts on the b0g website, far exceeding any other b0gger by hundreds of posts.
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[edit] Are i a Transvestite???? .... YES
[edit] example 1
Ahhh a most prime example of internet disease, one could say that this is almost too perfect and is staged, but alas this is what Nymphetamine considers to be photographic perfection. The camera is being held at a high angle but not so high as to alert one instantly that they are trying to angle the photo to lengthen her nose and chin to enhance a feminine perspective, notice also how the contrast is so high that most of her face is undefinable
If you actually look closely at the picture you can see this is clearly the face of a twink in a wig. Although due to the high contrast of this picture any distinction from male or female is difficult, but the fact the contrast is so obscenely high is actually evidence of foul play in itself. Now if you can mentally picture the removal of the cheap wig you can clearly see that this in fact could be a poor version of a transvestite.
NOTE: that the right hand is obscured from view as to provide lift and pull for the left breast so that the skin may be manipulated into creating the beginning of a plump female breast ... LOL .. suckers
[edit] example 2
Yes at first sight this is pleasing to the heterosexual eye, however on closer inspection there is a ball sack here. Yes, no, I'm not joking, on closer inspection there is a ball sack being tucked away here or if you want to believe the tranny who it belongs to " it's just a well developed camel toe " ..... Bullshit
Also, note how the two photos below are almost identical in their perspectives, He/she is leaning the frontal part of his/her body forward while dropping the abdomen and lifting up the chest area, while pushing out the buttocks. This posture and angle gives the distinct impression of having female hips and also causes the buttocks to become taut and round--giving the impression of a nice, girly ass. However...IT'S A TRAP
[edit] example 3
What better way of proving your total loyalty and devotion to your new social life and friends than by drawing the said name of the site on your arse and displaying it so everyone thinks you could actually be a woman... and a totally secky woman at that. Because everyone knows that there are no girls on the internet. No one knows if this cross-dressing is just a part time thing used to impress her BBF at B0G or if it has actually crossed the line in to hard core transsexualism.
[edit] OMFG the real nymphetamine exposed
LOL after an obsessive amount of butt hurtz and internet sleuthing we finally tracked down the real nymphetamine, it seems that her need to be loved is what pwned her. Nymphetamine, being the eternal attention whore, would lurk from gore forum to gore forum in search pictures to satisfy the sick fucks of B0G and be loved. Although on the different forums she/he plagiarizes pictures and other material from she never goes by the same name to avoid being accused of ripping material. However after many months of trying to find her/him we begun to notice patterns in the way that material was being posted on different forums, material from B0G was being ripped in to other sites however only material that she/he didn't submit, and vice versa. After the pattern had been observed for many months by the exact same user names we could actually predict what articles would appear on other sites. We then perfected a system, knowing the exact names this tranny slut posed under, we watched every submission very carefully, then one day .............BING BINGO BINGO.......she/he posted a link to of all places hot or not LOL and thus we have for you the real nymphetamine.
[edit] LOL The bitch gets Pwned
In the greatest day of B0G as of today the 10th of March, 2008 the transvestite filth that was nymph baaleeted her b0g account. Yes it appears after a mass attack on B0G that was left unchecked by tress code master of b0g for a few hours ( LOL HE ACTUALLY DOSE LEAVE THE HOUSE) that reveals to all b0ggers that she was really a he, yes pretty much every part of b0g was hit with a link to this very article, and it appears pretty much every b0gger of significance checked out the link and finally discovered this fraud, yes the girl who was not definitely was not, nymph after getting in a fight with his boyfriend tress about posting a b0g dairy or user journal to respond to her “ haters “ and tress not allowing it , basically raping free speech, nymph basically was left to do only a 2 things to do cut herself like a good little emo and delete her account.
Her deleting her account was the final nail in her coffin, and ironically she drove it in herself, if she had not deleted her account then most of the idiots of b0g would of considered this little vendetta against her to be nothing but a passing phase, her deleting her account was an admission of guilt, I mean to say if the reports posted on this page were totally false when why delete your account in the shame of being exposed as a sick little cross dressing fraud whose only love was making heterosexual men lust over his obscenely high contrasted photos. Amirite ???
[edit] LOOK AT HOW EMO I AM
