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A common term used by people accused of being Jewish. Often used with remarks such as "Jews don't exist" and "looks or names can't be connected to ethnicity in any meaningful way", as though having a hook-shaped nose is not reason enough to be sent to a concentration camp.

Examples:

  • "I myself am not Jewish, but I'm afraid of Germans."
  • "I'm not Jewish, but I hate bald white people."
  • "I'm not Jewish, but I hate Arabs!"
  • "Linda Mack is not Jewish."
  • "Don't talk about my mother like that."
  • "Anyone could be an expert on stock exchange."
  • A: "I can't smell it." B: "I hate bagels."
  • "The people on this list do not consider themselves Jewish."
  • "I'm not Jewish, but I have Jewish friends/a Jewish girlfriend."
  • "Court has ruled consensus that this person is not Jewish."
  • "All they did was kill the saviour of mankind, what's the big deal?"


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Optional Euphemism: "secular" Jew(ish)

Examples:

  • "The Hollywood/San Fernando Valley Pornography Industry is dominated by secular Jews."
  • "Aliza Shvarts is a secular Jew."


Notable People who are also Not Jewish


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