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Ninjas are mammals that fight all the time.

Codey Porter, s& ninja.

According to Robert Hamburger, author of The Official Ninja Webpage and the subsequent book Real Ultimate Power, the ninja are mammals that fight all the time. However, Robert failed to acknowledge the existence of non-mammalian ninjas, such as the reptilian, amphibious and avian varieties.

Ninjas usually think they are cool for swinging around swords and wearing masks on their heads while having overly dramatic fighting scenes and continuously thinking out loud.

“	Unlike humans, which are made up of 70% water and 30% other stuff, ninjas are made up of 70% awesome, and 30% totally awesome.	„
—Anonymous, actual quote

This guy has a ninja for a roommate.

CAUTION: Beware of invisable ninjas!

It is a little known fact that Ninjas can turn invisible, and that they will often rape you the moment you are alone.

Ninjas, They'll fuck you up. srsly.

An example of impending rape A.K.A surprise buttsecks is shown to the right.

You have been warned.

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A typical ninja woman from Japan.	Her evil twin.	A typical ninja girl fom United States.	Western ninjas are usually fat.
A modern day ninja. This was taken before he started flipping out and killing people.	All true ninjas should know how to do this.	An important warning.	A real Ninja. Not one of those fake fucks.
And another.	How to become a ninja in 7 easy steps.	Conan was ninja too!	Ninjas are often anime experts.
Ninja > Emo	Hey, Ninja shit! Chop one of these, you fuck!