Ninjapirate

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ninjapirate is one of Over 9000 shitty Maddox ripoffs. Unlike most of them, Ninjapirate managed to generate a few minor lulz by mocking skateboarders. Eventually, he got one of them to send him hatemail.

Much like Maddox himself, the quality of Ninjapirate's page went downhill after the first couple years. Not to make it sound like Ninjapirate was any good in the first place.

Ninjapirate's real name is Thilo. He is a retarded azn leftard who isn't even ashamed of admitting he's a fan of Michael Moore.

Flaming Ninjapirate usually results in a "Thanks for the traffic!" or something else retarded, because apparently it doesn't matter if traffic is there solely to view how much of a moron you are because hey, it's traffic.

“	You keep saying that you know that you're copying Maddox, that you know he's better than you, and that you don't care. Well guess what? Nobody cares that you don't care, your site still sucks. Do you know why? Because, in reality, you're not copying Maddox at all. He doesn't just arbitrarily write pointless bullshit; his articles have meaning, and if they don't (as in his "huge balls" article, their pointless humor is at least funny and not meant to be taken seriously). He complains about certain things because he has a sense of standing up for what he believes. He believes in people thinking for themselves. Despite what he says about always being right, he doesn't want people to blindly agree with him, but to have their own opinions and have wills of their own. If you were simply trying to copy the look of his website, that would be fine, but you are poorly trying to copy his attitude and are failing because you are missing his very point!	„
—James Parsons, telling Ninja to GTFO