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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

According to Robert Hamburger, author of The Official Ninja Webpage and the subsequent book Real Ultimate Power, the ninja are mammals that fight all the time. However, Robert failed to acknowledge the existence of non-mammalian ninjas, such as the reptilian, amphibious and avian varieties.

Ninjas usually think they are cool for swinging around swords and wearing masks on their heads while having overly dramatic fighting scenes and continuously thinking out loud.

“	Unlike humans, which are made up of 70% water and 30% other stuff, ninjas are made up of 70% awesome, and 30% totally awesome.	„
—Elliot Spencer, Of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation

Ninja facts

Ninjas make great housemates.

Some ninjas were space Nazis.

Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap" was a huge hit at least 100 years ago.

Redneck's can be ninjas

Gallery

Ninja gallery

A typical ninja woman from Japan. Her evil twin. A typical ninja girl fom United States. Western ninjas are usually fat.

A modern day ninja. This was taken before he started flipping out and killing people. All true ninjas should know how to do this. An important warning. And another. A real Ninja. Not one of those fake fucks. How to become a ninja in 7 easy steps. Conan was ninja too! Ninjas are often anime experts. Ninja > Emo Hey, Ninja shit! Chop one of these, you fuck! Ninja can often befound attacking awesome Alterative Rock bands. Codey Porter, s& ninja. Ninjas, they'll fuck you up. Srsly.

See also

• Afro Ninja
• Ashida Kim, a famous (but very fake) ninja
• Askaninja.com
• Bad
• Day of the Ninja
• Kato
• Naruto (and Narutards)
• Ninjas can't catch you
• Ninjas vs. Pirates
• Ninjapirate
• user:Ninja, a real ninja

External links

• BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian 'ninja' arrested in Italy
• Ninjas Vs Pirates: Beware Pirates!

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